Scientists have warned about the impending natural disasters which threaten to ravage our planet should we fail to curb our excessive greenhouse gas emissions. But no matter how catastrophic their predictions, stubborn and backward conservatives refuse to accept even the simplest laws aimed at fighting climate change. Since conservatives are inherently greedy and selfish, and have a complete disregard for future generations and the health of our environment, many social scholars are experimenting with the carrot instead of the stick, by educating people about the many benefits of a world without climate change.
Scientists now have realistic computer models that can accurately simulate the climate under any scenario, and what these models demonstrate is that without anthropogenic greenhouse gasses, the climate would remain remarkably stable and hospitable to human life and endangered habitats. The models show that global temperatures are unlikely to change much, if at all without human intervention, and the incidents of a range of natural disasters, including hurricanes, tornadoes, floods, droughts, volcanoes and earthquakes are all likely to fall drastically. The global scientific community agrees that the current climate is perfect the way it is, and any change induced by humans would destabilize the planet and cause chaos throughout the world.
Picture a world in which your family can live in peace on the gulf coast, without fear of hurricanes and floods. Think of a world which allows Japanese and Indonesian villages to thrive without fear of tsunamis wreaking havoc on the progress they have made. A world where the tropical sun continues to feed the rich habitats of the Great Barrier Reef, and the northern lights continue to light up the skies of Scandinavia. This is the climate that Mother Nature intended us to live in, and it is perfect in every way, down to the finest detail.
Deniers will argue that the climate has changed radically for millions of years without any significant human intervention, but this misses the point. The fact is, almost every climatic variation in an over-industrialized world is predicted to be severely detrimental to our survival and the well-being of the planet; whereas natural climate change is good for us and the planet. Natural variations in the climate allow the planet to maintain a stable equilibrium. We have no business interfering with nature, and any attempt to do so will inevitably end in disaster. So to those deniers who still refuse to accept simple measures to tackle climate change such as a global carbon tax, I would humbly ask you to consider the benefits of living in a stable, hospitable climate, and to ask yourself what price you are willing to pay to pass this on to your children and grandchildren.