Today is the day that the American people can finally make their voices herd. Millions of Americans will be voting to let the establishment know what they think of Trump’s racism, sexism, xenophobia, misogyny, bigotry, demagoguery and transphobia, and to express their unequivocal support for our first female President. Last minute accredited polls are indicating a solid victory for Hillary, even with a small voter turnout. Her support is so overwhelming that she is predicted to win comfortably even if many of her supporters stay home and relax today.
Trump’s last minute tour around the country smacks of desperation, as Hillary puts up her feet and rests, having already convinced a vast majority of informed and sensible Americans to vote for her. Trump’s goons are already surrounding the voting booths across the country, engaging in mass voter intimidation under the guise of conducting ‘exit polls’. But fortunately, the UN has sent accredited monitors to keep these right wingers in line and ensure that they do not harass women and minorities by asking for voter IDs.
The vote counting this year will be conducted by a variety of reputable companies, many of which are controlled by the philanthropist George Soros, who has vowed to make sure this years’ election is clean and fair. Frustrated Trump supporters continue to accuse ‘the establishment’ of rigging the vote for Hillary, but numerous experts in the accredited media have discredited these conspiracy theories. And Russia’s attempts to rig our elections using the stolen and modified Wikileaks documents continue to fall on deaf ears, as the accredited media rightfully ignores and sidelines these subversive documents.
Happy, smart and informed Hillary voters will turn out en masse today to vote for their candidate, and nothing can be done to stop them. This is a movement – a movement to finally put a stake through the heart of right wing bigotry and modernize America once and for all. We want universal healthcare, open borders, a living wage, and real action to tackle climate change. We want whites to pay reparations and check their privilege, and we want violent conservative males to turn in their guns and join the 21st century. This movement has reached a tipping point, and nothing can stop us. If it’s cold out, and you don’t feel well, then don’t worry – it’s OK to stay home. Hillary has this wrapped up, and you can rest assured that you will be welcomed tomorrow morning with a Hillary victory.