We don’t usually do ‘puff pieces’ in Accredited Times, favouring instead weighty subjects like family audits, globalisation and the wisdom of the fractional reserve banking system. These matters are central to how we make progress and rid the world of unenlightened parenting, narrow-minded ‘local’ focus, and barbaric relics respectively. They are all topics that deserve our utmost attention and discussion.
That said, we can barely avoid the elephant in the room that everyone else is talking about; we refer of course to Hillary making a speech in public without make-up.
What do we think at the Accredited Times? Well, we think she looks positively radiant, the goddess Venus of the 21st century! Looking at her features that are unadorned with any artificiality, it’s harm to remember that she’s just been through the most gruelling election in our time.
Some spiteful commentators in the unaccredited press have made unkind remarks like ‘the election sure took it out on her’ or ‘she looks every one of her 69 years’. To be honest, I’m not quite sure what they are driving at: perhaps they think she would look better with a fake orange tan.