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We don’t usually do ‘puff pieces’ in Accredited Times, favouring instead weighty subjects like family audits, globalisation and the wisdom of the fractional reserve banking system. These matters are central to how we make progress and rid the world of unenlightened parenting, narrow-minded ‘local’ focus, and barbaric relics respectively. They are all topics that deserve  our utmost attention and discussion.

That said, we can barely avoid the elephant in the room that everyone else is talking about; we refer of course to Hillary making a speech in public without make-up.

What do we think at the Accredited Times? Well, we think she looks positively radiant, the goddess Venus of the 21st century! Looking at her features that are unadorned with any artificiality, it’s harm to remember that she’s just been through the most gruelling election in our time.

Some spiteful commentators in the unaccredited press have made unkind remarks like ‘the election sure took it out on her’ or ‘she looks every one of her 69 years’. To be honest, I’m not quite sure what they are driving at: perhaps they think she would look better with a fake orange tan.

DON'T BODY SHAME ME!
DON'T BODY SHAME ME!

SHE IS AMAZING!

Anyone who says otherwise is just a no good body shamer.

MillionDollarBonus_

She is beautiful and has so much class! I don’t know how she does it! She is such an inspiration to other aspiring independent womyn who want to do it all – have kids, become a high flying CEO or top politician, and still look great while doing it!

janustrismegistus

As accredited writers, we are in tenuous and potentially misogynistic territory commenting on a woman’s looks. Still, when the subject is hrc, a woman for whom every superlative adjective would never suffice, I think we can give ourselves a pass. It truly cannot be helped.

I don’t often swoon, but swoon to the moon I do every time that face graces the screen or page. I hear also that she smells like fresh lilacs spruced with gossamer juice! Some say beauty is an inner virtue radiating out to bless the sight of all they meet…those who so say have hrc for proof in their happy conjecture.

janus

Wordup
Wordup

She is amazing, tecovering from a stroke and that terrible accident. She looks almost human. Go Hillary (and the other servants of darkness)!

MillionDollarBonus_

Excuse me? She didn’t suffer from a stroke – she had pneumonia and it was hot! I’m sick of these conspiracy theories about Hillary’s health. Her personal doctor says she’s in perfect condition!

MillionDollarBonus_

Rachel Maddow did a good job of debunking these conspiracy theories, including the one that she had an earpiece during the debate. I don’t know what I’d do without her show.

Black Lives Matter

Why would a reptilian look human?

richandrenee

She has done so much for the people of Haiti!

MillionDollarBonus_

The people love her there! She even used a lot of the money she raised to help companies establish themselves in Haiti and create jobs and economic growth.

Brewing
Brewing

And lest we forget the radiance that is Michelle Obama. Why wouldn’t the accredited magazine Vanity Fair not want to have the ravishing beauty and hopefully our next Democratic nominee for President grace their cover this month. I for one am with her!

MillionDollarBonus_

I think she would be a great choice. The first female and the first 100% black President in one (Obama is only half black). Affirmative action has worked wonders for our economy – imagine what it could do for our country when consistently applied to the Presidency!

richandrenee

Anyone who body shame’s Hillary (or any women) should be in jail for hate crimes.

MillionDollarBonus_

The way Trump mansplained to her during the debates was absolutely disgusting. I’ve never seen a sexist pig treat a woman so badly in my entire life! It’s an absolute disgrace that he was allowed to run.

LookAway
LookAway

She looks so good for being a spawn of satan. Maybe its all the souls she damns to hell or maybe eating or molesting children keeps you young i dont know. Its possible there are youth rejuvinators on Epstein Island.

MillionDollarBonus_

So you have a problem with spirit cooking? Satanism is an accredited religion, you disgusting bigot!

Black Lives Matter

She looks terrible . . . so white.

We should have nominated Obama for a third term.

Black Lives Matter

Why is Hillary not challenging Trump’s coup d’etat? She CONCEDED to the racist pig, who just nominated a racist to the Attorney General position.

White Privilege is on the march, and Hillary is nowhere to be found!!!

Black Lives Matter

Check the Huffington Post’s front page: “NIGHTMARE AG NOM.” It’s Senator Jeff Sessions from Alabama.

The Huffington Post front page states: “Jeff Sessions Was Deemed Too Racist To Be A Federal Judge In 1986… Called Black Attorney ‘Boy’… Joked That Only Issue With KKK Is Their Drug Use… Suggested White Lawyer Working For Black Clients Was A Race Traitor… Referred To Civil Rights Groups As ‘Unamerican’… Said They’re Trying To ‘Force Civil Rights Down The Throats Of People’… The Enemy Of ‘Amnesty’…”

We’re under assault!!!

MillionDollarBonus_

I’m doing an article on this now – it’s absolutely shocking that a known racist like Jeff Sessions is being awarded the position of Attorney General. We had Loretta Lynch who did an outstanding job, and now we get a white supremacist?? We’re going back to the dark ages!

trav777

With Hillary and Soros, you can SEE from these pictures how much they value children.

With Hillary and Soros, it is always Halloween and she is dressed either as a witch or a lizard. The kids she hugs LOVE this youthful sense of play and dress-up.

Soros goes out as a vampire. Both of them have absolutely nailed their costumes and should receive some kind of Academy Award for their efforts.

ForSho
ForSho

Hillary and the democrates are losers, thats a fact.

Her looks (like a turd) shouldnt and doesnt matter. Even thou she has cankles and makes me physically physically sick to look at, that does not make me dislike her more or less.

What makes me dislike her is her moral decrepitude. What a horrible person. The only conplement I can really give her is for her ability to fool so many sheeple.

Arch Stanton
Arch Stanton

Go crawl back to your ice cave in Kamchatka with your heros trump and putin!

How dare you! Hillary is one of the greatest politicians in American history. She is a shining example of what a strong womyn can do without riding the coattails of some swinging dick mysoginist propping up her political career. Everything she has accomplished is completely her own doing, and to suggest otherwise is deplorable!!!!

MillionDollarBonus_

She is stunning, and a shining example of a true feminist leader. Trump supporters like yourself are the most disgusting uninformed losers on the planet!

FindUOut
FindUOut

She looks like she likes ball. Little kids balls. Yum!

Bill Hill
Bill Hill

She looks fine! She’s too smart to bother with makeup, likely has hairy armpits and legs, and (as we’ve heard) smells of cooked cabbage, urine, and farts. A truly emancipated feminist and a really good catch for someone after her horrible spouse finally goes to be with his 72 virgins.

(I’ve finally seen the light!)

Bill Hill
Bill Hill

OMG you’re right – I was thinking of someone else. My sincere apologies. I guess my morning herbal tea hasn’t kicked in yet. Sorry!

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