How To Spot A Russian

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As reported earlier today on AT, thanks to PropOrNot, it is now possible for hard working Americans and their families to surf safely online and avoid being propagandized by Russians. These protections did not always exist. Many innocent people have inadvertently read an apparently harmless, well-written, balanced and properly-sourced article on Russia Today without realising they were being brain-washed all along. We regret the harm caused to these poor victims, who are now convinced, for example, that white people are responsible for most of the world’s major advances in science, technology and culture. There is no helping them.

Unfortunately, PropOrNot is not there to protect us when we are not online or in the comfort of our own homes. For this reason, we provide accredited guidance below on how to identify a Russian man or woman (perversely, they only have 2 genders in Russia) you may come across in public so that you can make appropriate actions to avoid them.

Bear in mind that Russia is a large country with around 12% of the world’s entire land mass, and a population in the hundreds of millions. This means that the Russians are literally everywhere. Scientists have calculated that, at any time, you are likely to be no more than six metres away from a Russian. What then to look out for?

In the first place, a Russian dresses differently to you and I. Most Russians wear a fur hat called an Ushenka like the repulsively white lady in the photo below. Although this will make the Russian stand out in summer time, they are able to hide themselves more effectively in winter. He/ she is also likely to be carrying a bottle with a clear liquid in it called Vodka and drinking it neat, even during business hours.

If they are not wearing an Ushenka or drinking Vodka, there are other tell-tale signs. Unlike most of us in the West, Russians spend a disturbing amount of time reading classic works of literature, listening to classical music, visiting art galleries/museums, and are utterly ignorant of rap, MTV culture, spirit cooking and twerking. They are highly intelligent as a people and well-able to hold their own in a debate on many subjects such as philosophy, science and politics. At no point attempt to engage in a discussion with them as they could cause you to alter your world-view with the use of ‘critical thinking.’ Indeed, the motto of Russia Today is ‘question more’ – a dangerous concept indeed.

The sad reality is that the Russians are among us everywhere and they intend to stay. By taking sensible precautions such as ignoring them and walking away, you can stay relatively safe but you can never be too careful!

Black Lives Matter

The safest approach is to avoid all white people at all times.

MillionDollarBonus
MillionDollarBonus

Maybe since alt right white people love Russia so much, we should just deport them there and bomb the hell out of them when Hillary is elected.

MillionDollarBonus
MillionDollarBonus

Be careful there – as we’ve learned from various incidents on college campuses, it’s not permissible for a white male to culturally appropriate a person of color. I’m afraid our only options are to change our genders and convert to Islam or Satanism.

Black Lives Matter

A sex change operation would be a big step in the right direction, as would converting to Islam. Since whites are already devils, I’m not sure that converting to Satanism officially would help.

As a white, you really need to think about all the pain and suffering you caused People of Color through the years. I know it must hurt to look at your pale reflection in the mirror, but it is what it is. You are guilty. You should suffer for your crimes. Now it’s time to apologize, pay reparations, and step aside so that People of Color can fix the mess that you made.

richandrenee

Great advice BLM – now that I’ve got a job at the Accredited Times it won’t be long and we’ll be able to afford the op for my CUP.

SafeSpaceSeeker
SafeSpaceSeeker

Yes, even the great Dr. Reverend Jesse Jackson warned us about being on the lookout over one’s shoulder from White attackers while walking down the street.

When you see a friendly black male you should feel absolutely relieved since they are likely a fellow revolutionary proletariat, and if he happens to request a donation for the cause then one should not hesitate to give.

-Mazzy

MillionDollarBonus
MillionDollarBonus

Excellent guide on how to spot and avoid Russians. Russia has been shockingly slow to adopt multiculturalism and still clings to old relics of its racist white past, like literature, theater and classical music. Before I trust Russians in any way, they need to overthrow Putin, balance their demographics and adopt progressivism and popular culture, as the West has done. It’s time for Russia to reform its ways or be bombed back into the dark ages when Hillary is elected President after the recount.

MillionDollarBonus
MillionDollarBonus

And they refuse to join us in our missions to liberate the middle east and end climate change. If Russia wants to be part of the global community, they need to change their ways and adopt progressivism. And yes, this includes adopting feminism and taming their vulgar masculinity – it seriously triggers me.

Sugarlock
Sugarlock

Thanks for mentioning the PropOrNot Chrome extension (Thank you, Google!). I only got protected yesterday. I noticed from an old comment that MDB has been protected a whole week.

Seeing what the alt-right Russian propaganda has done to Kanye’s mind has made me more aware that we are AT WAR WITH THE RUSSIANS NOW. We need to bring back the Alien Registration Act of 1940 (Smith Act) or something similar. The “useful idiots” and shills in the unaccredited media are a FIFTH COLUMN which is already beginning to destroy America from within. Here is a case history of an American fascist, George W. Christians, convicted under the Smith Act:

http://www.appalachianhistory.net/2015/03/george-w-christians-american-fascist.html

FDR said in a fireside chat in April, 1942: “this great war effort . . . must not be impeded by a few bogus patriots who use the sacred freedom of the press to echo the sentiments of the propagandists in Tokyo and Berlin.”

Many people were convicted under the Smith Act and the Espionage Act of 1917. Let’s protect our country and way of life.

MillionDollarBonus
MillionDollarBonus

There was a shocking article in the Washington Post (or another accredited news site) the other day that Facebook gets more than half of its ad revenue from FAKE NEWS! This is a serious problem! Facebook has been making some efforts to censor fake news, but if they’re actually getting ad revenue from this misinformation then we’re in serious trouble. We need sensible internet regulations NOW before the accredited media is completely displaced by fake news!

Sugarlock
Sugarlock

I just wanted to thank Google again for the Chrome PropOrNot Propaganda Flagger. An online website giving the “Whois Record for ProporNot.com” says: “IP Location United States – California – Mountain View – Google Inc.”. I am not smart enough to interpret all this. But it appears that PropOrNot and Google are all working together to protect our freedoms in Mountain View, Ca. I guess there are a lot of right-thinking patriots in Mountain View, Ca.!

http://whois.domaintools.com/propornot.com

richandrenee

Putin’s the new Hitler!!!

drb6
drb6

A very thoughtful and precise comparison, I give you ten sickles and hammers for this observation.

Hitler – Olympic Games 1936; Putin – Olympic Games 2014

Hitler – Anschluss of Austria 1936 (with a referendum where 99% voted for re-unification with Germany); Putin – Anschluss of Crimea 2014 (with a referendum where 99% voted for reunification with Russia)

Hitler – ultimatum to Czechoslovakia followed by creation of puppet states in 1938; Putin – creation of puppet states in Ukraine in 2014.

Even more importantly, both were against transgender bathrooms!

Mish Mash
Mish Mash

‘Yo blog is like Pravda or Faux Nooz on steriods. You’d be surprised how much rap these Ruskies crank out today. Now, there ain’t no helpin’ that ‘po white gal with the Rank Ripple RotGut with the funny artwork she drinkin’, but I doubt they care about AA, even though they use that letter in their alphabet. She need to drink up Canadian booze like the Crown Royal, or the Real Deal Jack Black, you know what I’m sayin’? I won’t dare give her a hot foot or she might burn ‘fo three days!

SafeSpaceSeeker
SafeSpaceSeeker

Russians are evil now that they’ve become Capitalists and seek to earn livings and make business profits. May the spirit of Lenin bless us as we now continue the atheist proletariat revolution here in North America.

The work of past revolutionaries throughout the ages shall not be in vain.

-Mazzy

MillionDollarBonus
MillionDollarBonus

Agreed. McCarthy was a conspiracy theorist, and as many Hollywood movies have shown, communists in America were unjustly persecuted for simply having a different view. But now that Russia is capitalist, there is a true Russian conspiracy to bring down progressive America, and Russian agents need to be hung for treason.

Lilly of Valley
Lilly of Valley

Is this site parodic ? Anti-fakes new or pro-fakes news ? Thancks Of France with Love.

Sugarlock
Sugarlock

If I understand your comment, you are from far-away France. You may not understand that the wrong person won the presidential election in the U.S. This happened because the American people getting their news from a variety of sources and trying to think for themselves and make their own decisions.

I don’t know if it works in France, but their is a new propaganda tool for the Google Chrome operating system. It marks web sites that might make the American people think bad thoughts with red Y’s. You can download it for free, or read their list of unsafe web sites.

How To Spot A Russian

The list:

http://www.propornot.com/p/the-list.html

As long as Americans read safe news, like the Washington Post and New York Times, they will be safe. It’s OK to think for yourself. But it’s not OK to form the wrong conclusion. The accredited media forms the right conclusions. Do you have the same problem in France? Are people thinking for themselves and coming to the wrong conclusions?

MillionDollarBonus
MillionDollarBonus

This is accredited news Lilly, not fake news. Zerohedge has been confirmed as fake news by multiple experts. We cover current affairs from a mainstream perspective at the Accredited Times, and we promote the conclusions of esteemed politicians, economists and philanthropists.

Sugarlock
Sugarlock

I meant to say the Chrome browser, which works on Windows and Mac (or Chromium on Linux.)

I didn’t want to sound hysterical on my previous post, but America is being taken over by the Russians. France may be next. PropOrNot is created by people who are smarter than regular Americans. They are anonymous because THE RUSSIANS ARE TRYING TO GET THEM. I don’t want to go on and on and sound hysterical. I suggest you read their website and that your filter your internet news sources with the PropOrNot Propaganda Flagger.

http://www.propornot.com/p/home.html

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