Lord Monckton – A Pioneer Of Fake Science

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For years, Lord Monckton, a discredited remnant of Margaret Thatcher’s extreme right wing government, has been impeding the efforts of scientists to save the world from the impending disaster of climate change. By his own admission, Lord Monckton is not even a scientist, let alone a climate scientist – his background is in the privileged field of the classics, which is at the epicenter of racist Eurocentric history, brushing aside the achievements of people of color and focusing almost exclusively on the accomplishments of the Greeks and the Romans.

When Lord Monckton came onto the scene a couple of years ago, people were shocked that a supposedly prominent lord would have the gall to question the settled science of climate change, which at the time was only denied by the most mentally deranged conspiracy theorists. Most people thought he would simply fade away after a couple of months, as most climate change deniers do, but instead, Monckton has steadily promoted his quackery to the point at which millions of people now believe that there are issues with science behind climate change. Monckton has shown an extraordinary commitment to promoting his fake science, going so far as to write his own fake scientific papers, which he has somehow negotiated through the peer review process.

One can only explain this uncanny level of dedication to fake science by assuming that he is working for powerful interests who stand to lose millions of dollars as a result of measures to tackle climate change. We all know that many powerful lobbyists such as oil and coal companies and the Koch Brothers lurk behind almost every individual and group who questions the science of climate change, and experts suspect that Monckton is personally on their payroll. It’s sad that some people in positions of power such as Monckton choose to use their influence for personal gain instead of doing good in the world, as others like Al Gore and Obama have done.

Through the efforts of shills like Monckton, immeasurable damage has been done to climate science, which will take years to undo. At this point, we really have to put the environment before the luxury of ‘free speech’, and start prosecuting people for denying settled science, as the truth is, these people are contributing to the destruction of the very planet that we inhabit, and are destroying the futures of millions of children around the world. Climate change denial simple has to stop, and if stopping it means new laws and speedy trials for deniers, then so be it.

Black Flies Matter
Black Flies Matter

ARITHMETICUS, Virginia, Nevada. – “If it would take a cannon-ball 3 1/3 seconds to travel four miles, and 3 3/8 seconds to travel the next four, and 3 5/8 seconds to travel the next four, and if its rate of progress continued to diminish in the same ratio, how long would it take it to go fifteen hundred millions of miles?” – I don’t know.

– Mark Twain

MillionDollarBonus
MillionDollarBonus

Will you stop quoting that deceased racist white man?? Nobody wants to hear what he has to say ok? Quote someone we can actually learn something from like Malcolm X or Che Guevara!

Black Flies Matter
Black Flies Matter

Maybe I should be an accredited writer…

drb6
drb6

As white, male, cisgender, Neanderthal, uneducated trailer-trash with no degree in Critical Race and Gender studies from Accredited Community College, you can not become an Accredited Writer.

Regressive Party ChairMAN
Regressive Party ChairMAN

I heard, it is too late to stop climate change.

MillionDollarBonus
MillionDollarBonus

It’s never too late. When we finally ban fossil fuels, the climate will never change by more than a tiny fraction of a degree Celsius for millennia into the future. This is what the climate models all predict.

MillionDollarBonus
MillionDollarBonus

Perfect. In other words, some kind of new world order! This is exactly what we need to bring peace and harmony to the earth!

Black Lives Matter

These Ten Commandments should be chiseled in stone in every school, statehouse capital, and government building.

MillionDollarBonus
MillionDollarBonus

All that lying and deception has taken its toll. He is so full of glee at the destruction he has caused to climate science, that his eyes look they are going to pop right out of his head. He’s truly is a sick, evil person.

Black Lives Matter

You can tell that he’s into kook “Alex Jones” science because of the bug eyes. That’s caused by excessive iodide intake.

Monckton is probably on “Lugol’s Iodide,” “Survival Shield X-2 Nascent Iodide,” or something insane like. A lot of these kooks think that the “communists are poisoning the water with fluoride,” so they take iodide supposedly to counter the fluoride — which then causes iodide toxicity and bug eyes. Plus, Alex Jones and other kooks sucker the poor saps by selling “vitamins and nutritional supplements” for $$$. These people are literally snake-oil salesmen who peddle fake science that makes people sick.

Black Lives Matter

Incidentally, here’s a picture where the “crazy eyes” are even clearer:

http://www.sourcewatch.org/images/thumb/2/27/Monckton.jpg/235px-Monckton.jpg

What a nutjob.

MillionDollarBonus
MillionDollarBonus

He and Trump look like villains in a Marvel comic – orange man and bug-eyes. They’re both utterly insane and very dangerous people. You can tell they’re right-wing kooks just by looking at them.

caotama
caotama

It is possible that the bug-eyed look has been caused by auto-erotic-asphyxiation. It wouldn’t surprise me: he is a “Lord” after all.

MillionDollarBonus
MillionDollarBonus

That’s an interesting point BLM, you’re probably right! He’s clearly taking something as his eyes are not normal, and his political views are totally insane. Maybe the bags under his eyes are from accumulated iodine toxicity. He probably uses water filters too, which take valuable nutrients like fluoride out of the water and leave you malnourished.

Sugarlock
Sugarlock

MDB, Pbier recommended that the population of the world be kept at 500,000,000. When I read that, I got all bent out of shape and started hyperventilating. Maybe I’m too nervous because of the War With the Russians. But I think it’s your fault for an inconsistent policy on population.

Pbier seems to be in agreement with your old “Overpopulation Crisis” article (which I found last night). That article suggests that overpopulation is a problem instead of a blessing. I became very upset and recommended more Statues of Liberty and said that the U.S.A. can accommodate the additional 4 billion people (which people Trump wants to keep out.) Keep in mind that those 4 billion people will be mostly Democrats. I also suggested that women who are inconvenienced by babies will have recourse in the future to 6th trimester abortions. Are you going to start recommending the elimination of entitlements to support illegitimate babies in a forthcoming article? Are you going to start preaching abstinence? Are you going to recommend a Nazi-style Final Solution to the Overpopulation Problem? People should be able to have as many babies as they want to. We have a Social Contract with the American government promised by our Constitution (which is a living document) which includes cradle-to-grave security for all of us.

The Overpopulation Crisis

But I think you were just having a bad-hair day when you wrote the aforementioned article (instead of being a heretic.) Because you also wrote the Pultizer-prize quality “Why Poor People Should Have More Children”:

Why Poor People Should Have More Children

P.S. The Poor People article is contaminated with two Russian links. I added Security Alerts to protect the unwary.

MillionDollarBonus
MillionDollarBonus

Yes exactly – this is the number our leaders have come to, and I trust that they did so using a sound methodology.

MillionDollarBonus
MillionDollarBonus

Yes, overpopulation is a serious problem, but at the same time there are too many privileged white people in the west. Western countries are denying people of color around the world a better way of life, and now it’s time that they opened their borders and let others enjoy first world lifestyles. Over time however, the global population needs to be reduced to 500 million people, which is the number our leaders have determined as optimal for global progress. We can achieve both of these goals together.

John Brennan
John Brennan

dude looks like marty feldman so how fuckedup is that dude?

Sugarlock
Sugarlock

You accidentally made fun of a Jew (Marty Feldman), thinking you were making fun of Monckton, who only a Catholic. Jews are a Highly Oppressed group. I suggest that you read the article called The Oppression Pyramid on this web site. That article really changed me for the better.

richandrenee

Monckton should be in jail.

Anthropogenic climate change is a scientific fact.

Black Lives Matter

On a side note, Black Voice News has an important article: “Democrats Should Pick a Leader From Their Strongest Voting Bloc: Black Women.”

http://www.blackvoicenews.com/2016/11/29/democrats-should-pick-a-leader-from-their-strongest-voting-bloc-black-women/

We need real change on climate change, police brutality, and the other pressing issues facing the world. That means we need someone diverse, like Michelle Obama or Oprah.

richandrenee

Michelle is so wonderful and she has real experience of being in the White House.

MillionDollarBonus
MillionDollarBonus

Awesome – and if Michelle comes out as being transgender xe may be our first ever transgender President too! How exciting! America will be the envy of the world and everyone will respect us all the more for it!

Black Lives Matter

Wait — there hasn’t been a transgendered President yet??? I thought James Buchanan (“Jamie”) was transgendered? It’s a sad commentary on this country if we haven’t had a transgendered President yet.

richandrenee

Transphobia runs deep – we need to root it out at all cost.

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