Pussy Riot Is In The Building

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Progressive darlings and Putin’s nightmare Pussy Riot are to perform a one off political event at Art Basel in Miami Beach this week.

Tickets are strictly limited to 500 so the chances of getting your hands on any are pretty slim – but we should all be happy that they’ve braved the oppressive domestic political climate and are here on U.S. soil.

Pussy Riot recently tweeted this sympathetic tweet to condole us all following the Trump usurpation – showing just how in tune they are with majority American sentiment.

If anyone has Pussy Riot tickets that they’d like to sell please contact us here at the Accredited Times – we’re willing to pay just about any price. If we miss out we won’t lose hope as there are rumors of a secret gig in DC on inauguration day – wow.

Anyhow, as it’s unlikely that any of us will be lucky enough to see the greatest cultural phenomena of our time live in Miami this week – we thought we’d share their latest hit. Unlike in homophobic Russia where you can go to jail for letting the little ones view a Pussy Riot video, here it’s still rated G (although that will probably change if the misogynist Trump comes to power) so it’s fine to play wherever you are. Enjoy.

If any Accredited Times readers are fortunate enough to see the Riot at Art Basel – drop us a line we’d love to hear from you.

Black Flies Matter
Black Flies Matter
June 10, 1865 Answers to Correspondents AMATEUR SERENADER. – Yes, I will give you some advice, and do it with a good deal of pleasure. I live in a neighborhood which is well stocked with young ladies, and consequently I am excruciatingly sensitive upon the subject of serenading. Sometimes I suffer. In the first place, always tune your instruments before you get within three hundred yards of your destination – this will enable you to take your adored unawares, and create a pleasant surprise by launching out at once upon your music; it astonishes the dogs and cats out of their presence of mind, too, so that if you hurry you can get through before they have a chance to recover and interrupt you; besides, there is nothing captivating in the sounds produced in tuning a lot of melancholy guitars and fiddles, and neither does a group of able-bodied, sentimental young men so engaged look at all dignified. Secondly, clear your throats and do’ all the coughing you have got to do before you arrive at the seat of war-I have known a young lady to be ruthlessly startled out of her slumbers by such a sudden and direful blowing of noses and “h’m-h’m-ing” and coughing, that she imagined the house was beleaguered by victims of consumption from the neighboring hospital; do you suppose the music was able to make her happy after that? Thirdly, don’t stand right under the porch and howl, but get out in the middle of the street, or better still, on the other side of it – distance lends enchantment to the sound; if you have previously transmitted a hint to the lady that she is going to be serenaded, she will understand who the music is for; besides, if you occupy a neutral position in the middle of the street, may be all the neighbors round will take stock in your serenade and invite you in to take wine with them. Fourthly, don’t sing a whole opera through – enough of a thing’s enough. Fifthly, don’t sing “Lilly Dale” – the profound satisfaction that most of us derive from the reflection that the girl treated of in that song is dead, is constantly marred by the resurrection of the lugubrious ditty itself by your kind of people. Sixthly, don’t let your screaming tenor soar an octave above all the balance of the chorus, and remain there setting everybody’s teeth on edge for four blocks around; and, above all, don’t let him sing a solo; probably there is nothing in the world so suggestive of serene contentment and perfect bliss as the spectacle of a calf chewing a dish-rag, but the nearest approach to it is your reedy tenor, standing apart, in sickly attitude, with head thrown back and eyes uplifted to the moon, piping his distressing solo: now do not pass lightly over this matter, friend, but ponder it with that seriousness which its importance entitles it to. Seventhly, after you have run all… Read more »
MillionDollarBonus
MillionDollarBonus

Racist, bigoted drivel from a discredited old white man. Go away troll!

Sugarlock
Sugarlock

Black Flies, are you a jokester? Accredited Times is a serious web site. It is a foremost hub of innovative progressive thought in the U.S.A. You made an irrelevant comment. Do you realize that you are wasting the time of intellectual progressives? Maybe you would be happier at some humorous web site.

Black Lives Matter
Black Lives Matter

I guess your white hero didn’t believe in paragraphs.

This is why I stick to real writers like Toni Morrison, Amiri Baraka, Alex Haley, and Maya Angelou.

Regressive Party ChairMAN
Regressive Party ChairMAN

Russian Pussy, White Pussy

MillionDollarBonus
MillionDollarBonus

Let me guess, you’re a Trump supporting misogynist who thinks it’s ok to talk about women in sexually inappropriate ways? Horrible!

MillionDollarBonus
MillionDollarBonus

I’m so excited that they’re coming to the US! If these kinds of people could overthrow Putin and elect a progressive government in Russia that became part of the global community, I’d have no problem with Russia. Putin needs to go!

Sugarlock
Sugarlock

You didn’t tell us enough about them. Are they a women’s choir from the Russian Orthodox Church? Do they sing Russian folk music? I’m glad they are G-rated, so my wife will let me see the show.

Vlad P
Vlad P

Luv dat pussy riotously

Black Lives Matter
Black Lives Matter

FLAGGED AS SEXIST HATE SPEECH

Sugarlock
Sugarlock

Accredited Times has standards! Please do not use language that would embarrass the ladies who visit this web site!

Black Lives Matter
Black Lives Matter

You can’t eat . . . oh wait, that might qualify as inadvertent hate speech. Never mind.

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