Alt Right Learn To Write

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For unknown reasons the Accredited Times attracts a lot of nasty right wing trolls. One of the many things they all have in common is their inability to use basic English grammar. Simple rules of grammar seem to be beyond their simple minds.

When writing to express your political ideas it is paramount to follow these three simple rules:

  • Be coherent
  • Be concise
  • Use proper grammar

The first two rules can never be applied to right wing writings, as their whole belief system is so nonsensical that even the best writers would not be able to express it coherently. The alt right’s ideas are so contradictory and convoluted that they can never be expressed in a concise manner. This leaves the third rule, use proper grammar, as the only improvement that they could try to make to their deranged babble.

As not only the journalists but also our dear, legitimate, comment contributors strive for writing excellence at the Accredited Times – we ask that before alt right trolls sully our pages the very least they must do is peruse the following grammar guide and apply it.

We understand that the alt right are so imbecilic that (despite our kind advice) they will fail to understand that using correct grammar is in their own best interest. They are so vacuous, they are unable to comprehend that no one takes a writer who doesn’t know the difference between there, their, and they’re seriously.

They’re so dense, their writing is never going to get there.

Sugarlock
Sugarlock

What a timely article! The alt-right trolls also curse a lot, thinking that he who curses the most wins the argument. This embarrasses genteel progressives, who do not stoop to gutter language. People who curse in every sentence think it covers up for the fact that what they are saying doesn’t make any sense. If it were still legal to give literacy tests to voters, Trump wouldn’t have carried a single state.

Black Lives Matter

This article hits on a fundamental truth about the alt-right: they are all stupid, uneducated buffoons, just like their orange supervillain idol, Donald Drumpf. We clearly need more resources for remedial education, and those resources need to be spent on important subjects, like Climate Change and Critical Race Theory.

MillionDollarBonus
MillionDollarBonus

Some of these people are beyond educating unfortunately. That’s why we need to open the borders and overrun them with progressive voters from other countries, to bring this country into the 21st century.

TrueDat
TrueDat

Yeah progressives are complete retards!

caotama
caotama

What is the subject of your sentence? “Yeah”? What do you mean by “complete retards”? Grammatically speaking, you should have written “completely retarded”. This just goes to show that Comrade Contributor’s article is both timely and accurate. Have you never heard of the subjunctive clause, you pillowcase-hooded sturmbanfuhrer?

MillionDollarBonus
MillionDollarBonus

I would ask that you refrain from using such repulsive ablist hate speech, or kindly leave this forum. This site is a safe space for progressives.

Brian Williams
Brian Williams

These alt-right writers sure are sneaky. They even have the unmitigated gall to attempt to change the history of the Dunce Cap itself! Fake news alert! WARNING and disclaimer. It is best to seek counseling after viewing this material as the subject matter might trigger an episodic malady. http://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/the-dunce-cap-wasnt-always-so-stupid

KittyKittyBangBang
KittyKittyBangBang

@richandrenee you like krugman HA HA HA your losers like him i bet you get payed by soros .. useful idiots

caotama
caotama

How dare you? I have followed Richard and his trisexual humanfriend’s writings from the start, to the point now that xe is an Accredited writer at The Accredited Times. And you are what, exactly? A hate-filled white male who has yet to learn to CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGE at the door.

KittyKittyBangBang
KittyKittyBangBang

yeah im white so what best race ever … you widnnt be so smart if it was face too face

caotama
caotama

No, I certainly “widnnt” (sic)., You need to include a comma (,) after ‘what’. Maybe once you’ve annoyed your neighbors enough with your banjo playing, you can go back and graduate from the nearest generously-provisioned government high school?

MillionDollarBonus
MillionDollarBonus

“widnnt” – way to go moron, proving Rich’s article to be absolutely accurate in describing you backward Trump-supporting cretins. Learn to speak and argue correctly, or go back to the alt right fake news site you came from.

MillionDollarBonus
MillionDollarBonus

And would there be a problem if we were taking money from Soros? At least we’re not funded by the KOCH BROTHERS, who lurk behind almost every sinister right wing initiative. Granted they supported Hillary this year, but that’s because Trump was too crazy and extreme even for them. And Krugman is an economic genius, and one of the greatest minds of our time. Please get an education or go away. You people are pathetic.

KittyKittyBangBang
KittyKittyBangBang

all hail the don… this fractional reserve is unperpetuating tho it is set to fail drastically you cant keep building off printed paper 10 times over its rediculous …….. HA HA HA suxers its already in motion…. the Satanic khazarian Mafia are runing and hiding…. there time is up…. ehe new money is being printed and is this new currency that will help avoid the complete econimic collapse in america as it is a precurser to the global reset… the gold backed currency will come into being after the satanic ones have been rounded up and the globil currency reset has happned http://nationalgreatregistry.generalpostoffice.international/index.php?title=Office_of_the_Treasury_for_The_United_States_of_America#The_legal_tender_of_the_Government_of_The_United_States_of_America

MillionDollarBonus
MillionDollarBonus

Satanophobia is hate speech. Satanism is an accredited religion and needs to be respected like all others. Gold is dead – central banks still buy it as a matter of tradition, but as soon they stop doing so the price will collapse to 0 where it belongs. We ain’t going back to gold – we’re going cashless, and there’s nothing you horrible bigots can do to stop it. We need a new world order with a one world currency to unify the world behind a common economic vision. It’s the only way.

KittyKittyBangBang
KittyKittyBangBang

read thishttps://truthkings.com/trump-looks-abolish-federal-reserve/#

KittyKittyBangBang
KittyKittyBangBang
Sugarlock
Sugarlock

Mr. KittyKitty, would you please edit your comment and remove the truthkings link? I’m sick of seeing the red Y’s that flag the link as fake news. You really should use PropOrNot’s Propaganda Flagger. This is a clean web site. It’s a mistake to argue with MDB.

MillionDollarBonus
MillionDollarBonus

That link has been flagged as fake news by multiple fake news chrome plugins. Are you serious?

Don’t you ever wonder why EVERY country has a central bank and a credit-based currency? Answer: because it’s the best possible system for economic growth, prosperity and freedom. Try getting an education in economics from an accredited university. You’ll learn about the efficient market hypothesis and the many benefits of central planning.

Where do these cretins come from? This is too easy!

KittyKittyBangBang
KittyKittyBangBang

who care’s what you libtards think… its happning cos the don is presedent HA HA HA libtard losers ive allready got 148 oz of silver il be rich and youll all be broke HA HA HA

caotama
caotama

So, this is one of the “pet-rock-morons” the AT has been warning me about. I thought as much. Is it not possible to ‘filter’ these agit-prop types, MB? Their treason is out in the open now.

Sugarlock
Sugarlock

Mr. Kitty: Where did you get your education? In a flyover state? Many of the schools in the flyover states don’t even deserve their accreditation. And please do not used triggering curse words like “libtard” on this web site.

caotama
caotama

I’m struggling to understand whether your lexical errors are due to your tiny white mind being infiltrated and crammed full of Trump-hate, or whether you missed out on Bush’s “No child left behind” initiative. Either way, you are a victim of republifiend fraud. Allow me to give you a virtual hug.

Black Lives Matter

SAFE SPACE ALERT: “KittyKittyBangBang,” a white, has invaded this website’s safe space. If he comments about one of your posts, please report to the FBI immediately for hate speech.

Black Flies Matter
Black Flies Matter

But but Donald Trump has a superior genetic brain…and he’s white!!!

Black Lives Matter

Superior to whom? Donald Trump failed at everything in life — business, family, television, marketing, politics, EVERYTHING. Remember “Trump steaks”? Trump is a complete failure and is routinely mocked by the accredited media for his buffoonery. That is hardly the hallmark of intelligence. The fact that he is so dumb — notwithstanding the advantages of White Privilege and Male Privilege — shows how truly pathetic he is.

Black Flies Matter
Black Flies Matter

…and furthermore, Trump zombies gots braaaiins, superior genetic BRAAAIIINS

KittyKittyBangBang
KittyKittyBangBang

@black lives matter we all no you work for soros why dont’ you get a real job and stop blugging?????

KittyKittyBangBang
KittyKittyBangBang

i mean stop bludging

Sugarlock
Sugarlock

I know who down-voted me. It’s you, Mr. Black Flies, and you, Mr. Kitty. Now I’m going to have to ask my wife for a ride down to a Safe Zone. I HOPE YOU’RE HAPPY. YOU’VE RUINED MY DAY! I feel like SCREAMING!

http://lgbtqrc.unm.edu/services/safe-zone-trainings.html

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Black Lives Matter

YOU ARE A RACIST.

CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGE.

Sugarlock
Sugarlock

Mr. Black Flies and Mr. Kitty: Who invited you here? This is an intellectual progressive web site. I visit this site to learn, and also for emotional support. If you are not here to learn, go away to Zerohedge. We don’t even know what you are talking about. You can’t even spell.

TrueDat
TrueDat

Let me rephrase my comment: Based on the content of the articles and majority of the comments on AT, it is my opinion that the authors are misguided or are purposely generating such drivel.

TrueDat
TrueDat

I might even go so far as to say this is an instance where sterilization is justifiable

TrueDat
TrueDat

Momma always says
Progressives are like a box of chocolate, sweet going in but always comes out smelling like shit.

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