The Chip Is Finally Here

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Last week, the House of Representatives passed a bill, H.R. 4919, that will allow people with dementia and certain other severe medical conditions to be micro chipped so that their whereabouts can be tracked at all times. The bill is otherwise referred to ‘Kevin and Avonte’s Law’, named after two individuals who tragically died after wandering off and subsequently drowned in water. Had their carers been able to keep an eye on these two boys, their sad deaths could have been avoided.

This bill, which has curiously received only scant media attention, is not before time so that other differently-abled children do not meet the same fate as Kevin and Avonte. The story should end on that positive note right there yet, astonishingly, sad conspiracy theorists and the Alt Right have condemned this bill.

The slippery slope of H.R. 4919

Through heroic mental leaps and finding connections that simply do not exist, conspiracy theorists claim that H.R.4919 is just the beginning. They believe the end goal is for the entire human race being ‘forced’ to receive microchip implants and having their every move tracked by ‘sinister government forces’. They claim that chip technology is being developed all the time and that it is already possible for an implant to be used for:

  • Electronic payments and seamless connection to bank accounts [which can presumably only mean that an ‘evil’ cashless banking system is around the corner!]
  • Tracking an individual’s movements so that the CIA/FBI would know where you are at any time. [Tin foil hats on! Here come Scully and Mulder!]

Their conclusions from the above is that ‘biblical prophecy’ is somehow being played out in front of us and that all personkind will have to wear ‘the mark of the beast’ and that it will not be possible to buy or sell anything otherwise.

Yes, you are being paranoid

This all sounds like a far-fetched plot from a bad Scooby Doo episode. These conspiracy theorists merely show what mental midgets and paranoid fruitcakes they really are by regurgitating such ideas each time there are advances made in the RFID world..

Amusing image of tinfoil wearing man and cat to detract credibility from other side’s point of view

Whilst there is absolutely zero truth in these right-wing nutjobs’ outlandish claims, a Middle-Eastern company called Etilsalat has recently announced that they have a product which is technologically-capable of all the above and more. Hailing the exciting possibilities of this implant, a spokesperson for Etilsalat said:

It’s like a piercing, it doesn’t hurt, but it feels a bit uncomfortable for the first day. The bio-hacking improves and enhances your body and will be not just a wearable device, but a device within yourself. You cannot replace or lose it, if you have an accident it’s still with you.”

Even IF the conspiracy theorists are right (and we think this is a far stretch), chip implants actually sound like an exciting and welcome innovation. Facebook, Twitter and cellphones are helpful for learning some information about individuals but the data is incomplete and not necessarily accurate (are all those Facebook lives as perfect and blissful as the authors would have you believe?). We need to be able to record and analyse peoples’ every thought, emotion, action, word spoken and step taken so that we can help set them free. The government wants to improve peoples’ lives and has a big plan ready to do this.

Conclusion

The only people who could possibly object to microchip implants are those with something to hide. And we definitely need to know what that something is!

Black Lives Matter
Black Lives Matter

As usual, the Masons are leading the charge again on a much-needed program. The Masons have had a “CHIP” initiative in place for years. Glad to see the government has finally caught up to common sense!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Masonic_Child_Identification_Programs

Black Lives Matter
Black Lives Matter

I’d feel safer if everyone were required to be chipped. Given the Masons’ record, I think it would be great if we had a public-private partnership allowing the Masons to run the program. That might help get Republicans on board.

MillionDollarBonus
MillionDollarBonus

It’s inevitable that everybody will be chipped in the near future. Conservatives need to deal with it and shut up. This is the 21ST CENTURY!!

trav777

the correct phrasing is it is “Current Year”…or “Current Century”

gdpbull
gdpbull

Those who are speaking out against the chip are self-identifying themselves as the first chip recipients. This is a groundbreaking development. We will no longer have to concern ourselves with what the deviants in our population are up to, and most importantly, elections will now go according to plan.

MillionDollarBonus
MillionDollarBonus

Precisely. What are they hiding? ‘Privacy’ advocates are NUMBER ONE on the list of potential terrorists.

Regressive Party ChairMAN
Regressive Party ChairMAN

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I was relieved to find out that these chip implants are not the Mark of the Beast:

http://www.divinerevelations.info/documents/mark_of_the_beast/rfid_vs_islam.htm

#hate-speech

Black Lives Matter
Black Lives Matter

Help!!! I’m so triggered now! I don’t feel safe!

Islam is a religion of peace!!!

Black Lives Matter
Black Lives Matter

I’m in a safe space now reading surahs from the Koran. Praise Allah for the “hate speech” coding system. Without that, I think it would be much worse.

trav777

“black” humor? Where is the flag as racist button??

I don’t see it in my console and I am triggered

drb6
drb6

I am sorry, but I had to mark your comment as hate speech. Or was it Russians who hacked your comment?

drb6
drb6

Darkened – be careful! This also might be hate speech!!!

Regressive Party ChairMAN
Regressive Party ChairMAN

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No, I donT see any 666 in the Chrome logo.

Though that matters not; google is openly a Zionist organization:

http://www.rense.com/general81/googon.htm

No conspiracy there. Just facts.

#hate-speech

Sugarlock
Sugarlock

Mr. Regressive: The link you provided above is flagged by PropOrNot as Russian propaganda. I suggest that you start using PropOrNot and that you quit eating meat. That way, you may some day achieve mental health.

Alexander
Alexander

Chip implant technology is another common sense policy that should be expanded to the general public as a mandatory health measure, just like vaccines.

Regressive Party ChairMAN
Regressive Party ChairMAN

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“… just like vaccines”, Chips are a health hazard. Vaccines cause autism and chips cause cancerous tumors:

http://www.antichips.com/faq/html/faq-section03.html

#fake-news

drb6
drb6

Typical fake news. Why is the percentage of tumors so different in all studies? Most likely, scientists were not working in accredited institutions under government control.

From your fake news link:

Dr. Kerry Blanchard and colleagues from their 1999 study finding that 10.2% of mice studied developed cancer around the microchips.

Dr. Thomas Tillmann and colleagues, from their 1997 study that found cancers around microchips in 0.8% percent of 4,279 chipped mice.

Sugarlock
Sugarlock

I haven’t been able to sleep well since reading about the mouse studies. Here is what I have come up with so far:

The reason for the different rates of cancer in the two studies is explained in a Wikipedia article.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/VeriChip

But nobody has considered the backgrounds of the rodents. Everybody knows that rodents love to participate in scientific studies, especially dangerous ones like drinking, smoking, and using drugs. If the rodents in these studies had previously participated in creosote or tobacco studies, the cancer might have actually been caused by exposure in their previous gigs. I hope that scientists will do these studies again with animals that live cleaner lives.

trav777

there is a limit to satire…vaccines are not 100% safe, they will kill a certain percentage of subjects. However, the alternative was millions debilitated by shit like measles and whooping cough, two diseases making a comeback when they were effectively eradicated in the western world, and they’re doing so because of actual conspiracy nuttery.

Use the tools properly, please

drb6
drb6

I am confused. Some commentators, such as Trav, behave sometimes as if all or some of what is typed here is humor. I am being very serious when I comment, what is going on? Is this all an elaborate hoax to make progressives look bad, or simply some people do not understand what is going on and think this is some kind of joke?

Sugarlock
Sugarlock

Mr. drb6, I agree. The word “satire” should not even be mentioned in our cyber-discussions. Mr. Trav confuses me. He seems really smart, but sometimes he seems like he doesn’t really mean what he says. If anybody has any doubt about what kind of organization the Accredited Times is, he should review the chart on the recent article “A Comprehensive Breakdown Of Fake News Sites.” The chart “was compiled by a team of media professors and top journalists.” The Accredited Times is certainly NOT “some kind of a joke.” It rated as the most “Complex” of all news organizations, at the top of the chart.

richandrenee

The chip would be a great way to end anonymous cyber-bullying.
If everyone was identified as their true self when they logged on they’d be a lot less likely to use hateful and threatening language – knowing full well it can be traced back to them by the relevant authorities.

richandrenee

#ChipUsToday

expatlogger
expatlogger

#FishNChipUsToday is Friday

#hate-speech

richandrenee

Sorry expat but that comment is non-inclusive religious hate speech. Please be more careful in the future.

trav777

the difference is that vaccines actually have saved millions of lives and only paranoid right wingers actually do believe that there isn’t a MOUNTAIN of scientific evidence to this effect.

The paranoia against vaccines is actually threatening to resurrect debilitating diseases which were virtually eradicated.

An actual, real scientific study was published not more than a year or two ago on this.

Chipping people is just good common sense because it lets the government follow and track potentially dangerous citizens. don’t confuse this with something with some kind of scientific basis.

drb6
drb6

No they did not save any lives. Come on, the allegedly “beneficial” vaccines were developed by Pasteur, who is WHITE!!!

trav777

Jonas salk, who was a jew, therefore not taking vaccines is anti-Semitic!

drb6
drb6

Good point. However, I will wait for a vaccine developed by a minority transgender lesbian – they are severely underrepresented among medical scientists due to racism, sexism, and white privilege.

Alexander
Alexander

The fear of mandatory implants is overblown. Indeed, the potential hazards of mandatory chip implants can be overcome with common sense exceptions, the main exception being that individuals who are critical to the world’s security, economy, or culture must be free.

richandrenee

Wow – the future looks so exciting. Just imagine the convenience of being able to pay for stuff with just a quick scan of your wrist. No need to carry a wallet anymore.

Black Lives Matter
Black Lives Matter

The best approach would be to put the chip in either the right hand or the forehead. Most people would probably choose the option of scanning with their right hand. That said, some people may not have right hands; for those people, the chips can go in their foreheads.

richandrenee

It would be the trendy/edgy thing to have it in your forehead.

Black Lives Matter
Black Lives Matter

Progressives are always in the vanguard of exciting new trends!

MillionDollarBonus
MillionDollarBonus

I’m going to make an appointment to get mine done now. We need early adopters to make this trend go viral!

richandrenee

There’ll be a lot less thieves with a cashless chip system.

Sugarlock
Sugarlock

Great idea. Like you say, the only people against chipping will be people with something to hide. The people getting scanned (or chipped) in the picture are in line. It reminds me of getting in line for Black-Friday sales after Thanksgiving. Believe me. I’m going to try to be first in line! Future chips will probably do other good things we don’t know about yet, like help with memory problems.

Black Lives Matter
Black Lives Matter

It will be like standing in line for the next generation iPhone!

I hope Apple makes the chips. All the trendies would want to be at the front of the line to get chipped.

MillionDollarBonus
MillionDollarBonus

Apple chips are going to be the edgiest thing to hit the market since smart watches and Google glass. Everyone loves people who wear Apple watches – imagine how much status a chip will buy you? Everybody will admire your courage and tech-savviness as an early adopter, and it’ll be a great conversation-starter. This is going to be HUGE.

richandrenee

An implanted contactless payment system will go along way towards alleviating waiting in line. No more frustrating hold-ups while some backwards bigot counts out dimes.

MillionDollarBonus
MillionDollarBonus

This all fits into smart cities as well. Tracking chips will interface to all electronic devices and make life easier and more passive than ever!

richandrenee

Wow – the citizen will be fully integrated into the smart city system.

MillionDollarBonus
MillionDollarBonus

Exactly. Eventually humans will be plugged into virtual reality and we won’t have to do anything at all! We can simply subsist on a diet of pharmaceutically enhanced supplementation paid for by a living wage, while exploring amazing virtual worlds from the comfort of our smart apartments! This is the dream of every progressive. No work, no rules, no white male bosses, no responsibility. This is real freedom.

MillionDollarBonus
MillionDollarBonus

The people WANT chips. It’s only because of Russian-backed fake news bashing them that we can’t have them. I’m getting mine done whether people like it or not. It’s my RIGHT to be chipped. Everybody has the RIGHT to be monitored by an elected government and be kept safe.

Black Flies Matter
Black Flies Matter

Thank Gob some accredited outfit is finally rolling out these chip implants, I mean, these rabid foaming at the mouth, right-wing wing-nuts must be tagged and TRACKED!!! You can’t have this kind of room temperature IQ nutjobs running around in a Smart Society!!. Hell, some accredited think tank should consider rounding em up and putting them into some kind of camps…

trav777

I bought my “certified patriot” T-shirt with the barcode on it back after 9/11…from whitehouse.org

TrueDat
TrueDat

I want a chip in my weiner. Track that MDB!

drb6
drb6

You got it. Prepare to be shocked

vdv
vdv

That’s a nice, inspiring photo, goes well with the article. How beautiful the world will be, with compliant population – fully vaccinated, gender neutral, chipped, cashless, black-money free, living in smart cities, and having the taxes, fees and fines directly debited from their monitored accounts.

TrueDat
TrueDat

Second thought id like the chip in my balls. It would make scanning things at the market super fun and exciting.

vdv
vdv

@TruDat, you are referring to a part of the anatomy that is no longer present in one of the 71 valid genders specified in UN Agenda 2030. The nearest valid gender is eunuch, you will receive a lobotomy and be castrated without anesthesia in FEMA camp G1729, under UN supervision. You’ll receive a chip on the forehead like everyone else.

#russian-propaganda

TrueDat
TrueDat

Good to hear vdv

At least i wont have to read the lame articles and postings of a bunch of whining circle jerkinging ninnies!

vdv
vdv

What you say, is true of MSM including AT. But we are cocooned within our space spaces, and don’t hear that.
Oh NOOO, waaaugh, mommy someone punctured my safe space … at AT …, waaugh, waaugh…

#hate-speech

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