With America on the cusp of a Russian-backed fascist takeover by the alt right, progressives are desperately looking for a new leader who has what it takes to restore this country. Many would like Obama to have a third term, but sadly this is prohibited under US constitutional law. However there is another candidate who is equally, if not more qualified, than Obama, and who’s popularity is growing by leaps and bounds. Our astute readers will know of course, that I could only be talking about our beautiful and astute first lady, Michelle Obama.
Michelle possess all of the character traits, experience and qualifications necessary to be President of the United States. She graduated from Princeton University with a major in sociology and minor in African American studies before going on to earn a Juris Doctor from Harvard Law school. Throughout her college years, Michelle was constantly involved in activism for African Americans and other oppressed minority groups. While at Princeton, she worked for the Third World Center, an academic support group for minority students, and wrote a thesis entitled Princeton-Educated Blacks and The Black Community. Michelle also experienced racism at school when her teachers told her she was “setting her sights too high”, and then again at Princeton when her white roommate’s mother tried to get her roommate moved because of Michelle’s race. Michelle’s academic success despite all the odds, and her in-dept, first-hand experience of racism, amply qualifies her to tackle the many social justice issues facing minorities in America and across the world.
Aside from her struggle as an African American womyn, Michelle has also been a long-time advocate for the LGBTQ+ community, and was a vocal supporter of same sex marriage as first lady. She also launched a campaign for healthy eating, which got millions of Americans to adopt healthier lifestyles. In addition, as first lady she had the opportunity to meet with a variety of world leaders such the Queen of England, Presidents of Foreign Countries and numerous movers and shakers in global politics. With so many qualifications under her belt, it’s a mystery how anyone could think that Michelle lacks what it takes to be Commander in Chief of the world’s greatest superpower.
Trump, on the other hand lacks any notable experience in politics and has spent his life scamming people and starring in reality TV shows. As a straight, white cis-male, he is also oblivious to the struggles of minority groups, womyn and the LGBTQ+ community, which are the most important issues facing humanity today. Thousands of progressives are already rallying behind Michelle Obama and getting prepared for her to run in 2020. With the impending disaster of a Trump presidency, the case for a fresh new President and a return to the economic prosperity of Obama, should be easy to make. Everyone needs to sign the petition to put Michelle forward for the 2020 Presidential race and make this happen. This country needs you, Michelle!