Michelle, America Needs You

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With America on the cusp of a Russian-backed fascist takeover by the alt right, progressives are desperately looking for a new leader who has what it takes to restore this country. Many would like Obama to have a third term, but sadly this is prohibited under US constitutional law. However there is another candidate who is equally, if not more qualified, than Obama, and who’s popularity is growing by leaps and bounds. Our astute readers will know of course, that I could only be talking about our beautiful and astute first lady, Michelle Obama.

Michelle possess all of the character traits, experience and qualifications necessary to be President of the United States. She graduated from Princeton University with a major in sociology and minor in African American studies before going on to earn a Juris Doctor from Harvard Law school. Throughout her college years, Michelle was constantly involved in activism for African Americans and other oppressed minority groups. While at Princeton, she worked for the Third World Center, an academic support group for minority students, and wrote a thesis entitled Princeton-Educated Blacks and The Black Community. Michelle also experienced racism at school when her teachers told her she was “setting her sights too high”, and then again at Princeton when her white roommate’s mother tried to get her roommate moved because of Michelle’s race. Michelle’s academic success despite all the odds, and her in-dept, first-hand experience of racism, amply qualifies her to tackle the many social justice issues facing minorities in America and across the world.

Aside from her struggle as an African American womyn, Michelle has also been a long-time advocate for the LGBTQ+ community, and was a vocal supporter of same sex marriage as first lady. She also launched a campaign for healthy eating, which got millions of Americans to adopt healthier lifestyles. In addition, as first lady she had the opportunity to meet with a variety of world leaders such the Queen of England, Presidents of Foreign Countries and numerous movers and shakers in global politics. With so many qualifications under her belt, it’s a mystery how anyone could think that Michelle lacks what it takes to be Commander in Chief of the world’s greatest superpower.

Trump, on the other hand lacks any notable experience in politics and has spent his life scamming people and starring in reality TV shows. As a straight, white cis-male, he is also oblivious to the struggles of minority groups, womyn and the LGBTQ+ community, which are the most important issues facing humanity today. Thousands of progressives are already rallying behind Michelle Obama and getting prepared for her to run in 2020. With the impending disaster of a Trump presidency, the case for a fresh new President and a return to the economic prosperity of Obama, should be easy to make. Everyone needs to sign the petition to put Michelle forward for the 2020 Presidential race and make this happen. This country needs you, Michelle!

Sign The Petition Here!

hungrypirana
hungrypirana

This nasty womyn’s education and experience have made her progressively more closed minded and dangerous. She’s qualified to be head honcho at the water buffalo convention.

#body-shaming

ExpatLogger
ExpatLogger

Can’t wait to put me John Hancock on the petition for Michel. You caught the mood of the country exactly MDB. What a scoop!

Wattsdatt
Wattsdatt

I signed it right away even though I am in Germany.

Perhaps one of her daughter would consider serving here under duel citizenship. We need visionaries now!

Wattsdatt Bulgeinurpantz

ExpatLogger
ExpatLogger

Good to hear you jumped the gun and signed up Wattsdatt.
The only issue I see is the scar required for duel citizenship.
Many Germans object to the implicit violence of this ritual.
May I ask if you are in any way related to TrueDat.

Bulgeinurpantz Wattsdatt ?

brewing
brewing

Right on! She’s even more qualified than Hillary since she’s african american AND transgender! Who wouldn’t sign up for that!

Reforming
Reforming

I respectfully disagree with your opinion, you are basing Mrs. Obama with her status quo. Where did you get that information about her being transgender? If that information is not conveyed by her own mouth–it is a lie

You should be labeled as sexist.

ExpatLogger
ExpatLogger

Forgive me in my haste to congratulate AT, I missspelt Michel. I wasn’t questioning her sex. Please don’t flag me for womyn hatred. Both names sound exactly the same to me. Its not my fault being orally inclined instead of visual like most people.

ExpatLogger
ExpatLogger

I missspelt orally i meant to say aurally challenged

jfb
jfb

If the cyber-terrorist, rapist and Russian agent Assange is still there in 2020 xe will find a way to persecute Michelle Obama the same way xe persecuted Podesta. When I think about all the bullying that Xe had to suffer as a black person who had to share a room with a white, it makes xe furious (not xe at the white house, xe on the keyboard). While Assange enjoy xis white privilege and relax cowardly in xe ecuatorian embassy xe has to live with the trauma of racism that xer roomate mother showed. Can’t we just drone xim?

nomoblm
nomoblm

She wouldn’t have to do nuffin like empty chair pres Obama.Just stir things up divide and burn the nation down BLM do executive orders and pass mo perversion for gays and tranies.Oh and my fav loot tax payers.Well paid by the puppet masters.Trani in chief?Tell your puppet masters I don’t pick cotton for you any mo.Get a job and off food stamps,go to church and praise the Lord Jesus Christ!Hug your kids and be a family.Say no to Gates/Clinton37 plus fake vaccines for toddlers

#hate-speech

Black Lives Matter

You really should stop listening to Alex Jones. He is a kook conspiracy theorist.

Reforming
Reforming

Please don’t say k00k it’s very demeaning even if their personal views don’t coincide with yours. He is still a human being just like you and everyone else. Let’s all treat each other with mutual respect and stop name calling because their opinion differs from yours. What happened to the good old days where people would just debate and come to a mutual agreement. Why is one opinion is more valuable than the other? Not all people will agree with each other but common respect for each other goes long ways.

#speciesist

Pbier
Pbier

Flagged for assuming everyone reading is ´human’. Please review the article ´the forgotten minority’ and then edit your comment.

Black Lives Matter

Ready for Michelle/Michael!

Wattsdatt
Wattsdatt

The word Michael reminds me of Gorbachev. I am being triggered again. Time for some warm almond milk.

Black Lives Matter

Why would Gorbachev trigger you?

ExpatLogger
ExpatLogger

Isn’t it obvious? He’s Russian and way ahead of his time. Scar on his head shows he already had the chip implant. Now that’s what I call forsight right on his forhead it was!

Reforming
Reforming

I feel that a president of this nation should have other government jobs like in Congress or senate or foreign relations. You should have hand on experience to run a country through progression and take steps.

I don’t think she will be an effective president until she get hand on experience at lower level first.

My conclusions are based on these questions, can a secretary be picked as the CEO of a multi million dollar corporation? He/She don’t know the whole operation to run the corporation, he/she might have an idea but it’s not the same. Can someone start to bench press 300lb if he/she never worked out before? Last question does a baby skip crawling and starts running?

Status quo doesn’t mean that someone is qualified to do the job.

Disclaimer: I am not saying that skin color or gender has something to do with it is all based on experience. Please don’t misconstrue what I have said above as racism or sexism.

Now days, people are to quick to judge by reading too much into somebody’s thought. I know i do it too sometimes but I do my best to refrain and ask questions to clarify what the author was trying to say.

Black Lives Matter

Michelle is an AFRICAN-AMERICAN who self-identifies publicly as a WOMYN. How can you say xe is not the most qualified candidate for the job?!?

ExpatLogger
ExpatLogger

Sorry BLM flag me senseless as sexist, but this progressive spelling of WOMYN is starting to jar on me. How would you feel if you still had balls, and somebody called you a MYN? Pls don’t flag me homophobic sexist #transgender racist or #whatever.

Reforming
Reforming

I just explained it why she is not qualified. No status quo makes a person qualified. Experience is the factor. People need to stop with the status quo it means nothing.

#sexist
#racist

Reforming
Reforming

How am I transphobic when I did not use any derogatory comments
Please stop labeling and explain to correct the problem. This is why people don’t get along because someone had the power to label someone without further explanation. What happened to common courtesy and help someone out instead of labeling them.

#transphobic

Sierra
Sierra

We just know You are.

Reforming
Reforming

What’s sad is what I said is no longer is valid because of someone decided to label me tranphobic. It is very frustrating.

#transphobic

Reform
Reform

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#neoliberalism

Reform
Reform

Do you like my new avatar? I hope it’s not inappropriate. Let me know.

#body-shaming

Black Flies Matter
Black Flies Matter

Finally the US Flag properly displayed with all 57 Stars

TrueDat
TrueDat

Finally an article about the wookie.

Vote for the Wookie 2020!

#body-shaming

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TrueDat
TrueDat

O bumma call him/her michael a few times because michelle was michael growing up then identified qs a woman and is not Michelle… from

TrueDat
TrueDat

Kashyyyk.

Home planet of the wookies.

oncefired
oncefired

Michelle is actual a man named Michael. It’s a Shame he/she didn’t have the guts to admit to the nation that he/she is the first Tranny First Lady!

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