Why We Need Sharia Law Now

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As reported in breaking news earlier today, the West is suffering from rapid demographic decline. The simple fact is that we need more immigrants in order to sustain our way of life. Since we are not the only country suffering from a low birth rate, this places us in direct competition with countries such as Sweden, Britain and Germany who are all competing to drink from the Holy Grail of immigration.

It is clear that we need to build a competitive advantage in order that the most fertile and largest refugee families come to America. One barrier to entry that immigrants find off-putting is the lack of Sharia law. Instead, people from the Islamic heartlands of the Middle East, Africa and Asia feel unwelcome when they find themselves subjected to a law and constitution that were developed when America was an exclusively Christian nation. They feel rightly triggered, for example, when a thief gets away with a short jail sentence or even a caution, rather than having his/her/its hand cut off.

Many untruths are written about what Sharia Law actually is, largely from ignorance but also from simple bigotry and intolerance of other cultures. In simple terms, as a legal system, Sharia law is exceptionally broad. While other legal codes regulate public behavior, Sharia law regulates public behavior, private behavior and even private beliefs.

In the west, there are many supporters of Sharia law ranging from Prince Charles to CNN liberal commentator Sally Kohn. Kohn has defended “progressive Muslims” from extremists such as Trump and noted that “… there is a difference between personal, spiritual Sharia and the political incorporation of Sharia into law. And within both, there are progressive interpretations as well as more fundamentalist conservative interpretations. So the word Sharia doesn’t mean one thing.”

This should all come as great news for the LGBTQ+ community who had previously been worried that Sharia Law might somehow discriminate against them. The reality is that Islam is far more welcoming of alternative lifestyles than the repressive Christianity. Even so-called pedophiles should welcome Sharia Law given that the Prophet Mohammed was an active supporter of marrying pre-pubescent girls.

It is worth bearing in mind that the US is still a young democracy with laws that have only been in place for a few hundred years or so. It is therefore understandable that the American legal system is still ironing out its flaws. Sharia Law on the other hand is 1400 years old and is therefore far better. The time for Sharia Law is now.

Black Flies Matter
Black Flies Matter

O/T – Those little bastard Ruskies proposing a Super Highway from London to New York…wait for it…through RUSSIA!!! NUKE RUSSIA NOW!!!

MillionDollarBonus

Bastards! So that what this Russian expansionism is all about! A highway to generate profits for Russian corporations!! I knew there was an alternative motive for their interventions in Syria and Crimea. They put on this front of caring about the Russian speaking Ukrainians, and wanting to assist Assad in defending his country from “terrorists”, but meanwhile it’s all about profits and corporations!

Our government’s humanitarian interventions were moral causes, Russia’s were just about profits!!! Sick, sick, sick!

Fredtoon
Fredtoon

Does sharia law require me to grow a cool looking beard? If so, I’m in.

ExpatLogger
ExpatLogger

Now I understand the ban on high heels, they clash with orange beards.

Black Lives Matter

Only if you are a womyn.

Pbier
Pbier

Yes. These beards were de rigour in 717 and they are just as great 1300 years later.

ExpatLogger
ExpatLogger

I was surprised to see Shariah Controlled Zone doesn’t only ban booze betting and drugs but also bans high heels. What’s that all about?

Pbier
Pbier

High heels are harmful to womyns’ legs because they shorten the Achilles’ tendon, which therefore offends Allah greatly who is a great fan of womyns’ participation in track and field sports.

Pbier
Pbier

I’m being flippant of course. I think the rule against high heels is to warn womyn to dress modestly in the Sharia controlled zone because if they show too much flesh this offends Allah greatly. I do think he enjoys competitive sports, just not involving womyn.

MillionDollarBonus

Feminists like Sharia Law because it forces attractive womyn to cover up. Otherwise feminists might feel inadequate in the presence of attractive womyn, and therefore compelled to go on a diet, go to the gym and enhance their appearance, just to impress the patriarchy! Forcing womyn to cover every inch of their bodies, faces and hair creates a truly egalitarian dating marketplace and eliminates body shaming and sizeism. It’s a win-win-win for everybody!

AccreditedThinker

Yes, keen insight there, MDB. If women all look the same, men will stop judging them on their appearance, and start assessing them for their real worth, as they do in Muslim countries.

ExpatLogger
ExpatLogger

If Shariah don’t like it Rock the Casbah!

Black Lives Matter

Man-made laws trigger me. It’s time for Sharia law.

Dr. Phil
Dr. Phil

Think about the environmental benefits of not shaving would do in saving the endangered Terra Whale. We must provide immigration incentives to moderate rebels to boost the real economy which of course is based upon Sports Television! For example, watch the way J(e)H(ad) handles white racist refs! Alah Snackbar!

MillionDollarBonus

Agreed. Sharia law is divinely created, unlike the US constitution which was created by highly fallible white, racist, slave-owning men! I answer to Allah, not white men!

sanddude
sanddude

Kill the infadals!!!

Pbier
Pbier

Sharia is far more tolerant of crap spelling than I am; that’s how amazing it is.

juicedid911
juicedid911

ok. i am now convinced this page is satire.

couldnt tell if yall were CIA trolls working for soros but now im convinced.

clap clap clap

keep it up boys/girls/other

Pbier
Pbier

What are you talking about? This is not satire, it is a serious progressive site. If you want satire, try going to the comments under Zero Hedge articles.

MillionDollarBonus

Zerohedge even made it onto the first official fake news list produced by an accredited PHD!

MillionDollarBonus

If it’s satire, then how come the majority of politicians in the West are following the exact policy recommendations on this site? Make no mistake, this a real progressive site, with real progressive opinions, and we are changing the world.

AccreditedThinker

JuicedId911: Are you aware there may be a subliminal, anti-Semitic message hidden in your screenname? Highly educated, trained people will understand that you’re merely claiming your Porsche has “juiced” the part of your psyche that Dr. Freud “id”entified all those years ago; but less trained people may conclude you’re attempting to promulgate a racial slur and be triggered. Don’t you know The Protocols are false? Repeating their libels can only destroy your credibility on a site like this.

PS. Porsches are symbols of Privilege, and can be quite triggering in themselves if “owned” (how can anyone “own” a car? What a preposterous idea!) by a White Male; if this is the case, please hand “your” car’s keys and documents over to a person of less privilege immediately.

drb6
drb6

Excellent comment AccreditedThinker. It is possible that JuicedId911 is some kind of a conspiracy theorist who thinks that our government and/or its allies perpetrated 9-11. I wonder why those conspiracy theorists never consider if situations such as restraining of the mentally disABLED kid in Chicago a few weeks ago, or so-called “riots” in Ferguson etc also could be staged fake flags, just like they propose for 9-11, Gulf of Tonkin, and Moon landings.

MillionDollarBonus

Great article Pbier! Sharia law is absolutely the future! It’s by far the most progressive legal system in the world, and the perfect antidote to white Western Christian bigotry that progressives are so angry about! Those who stand in our way should be slaughtered in the name of progressivism. Tolerance, peace and diversity needs to be enforced ruthlessly if we are to ever achieve a truly egalitarian society.

Black Lives Matter

#fact-check Pbier | the Prophet Mohammed was an active supporter of marrying pre-pubescent girls | true | Mohammad married a six-year-old, Aisha, and consummated the marriage when she was nine. This is attested by multiple hadith (the sayings and actions of Mohammed) from collections that are deemed authentic under Islam and that form the basis of Shariah law. See http://www.answering-islam.org/Shamoun/prepubescent.htm

rodo123
rodo123

I think that not only should we believe in our shiite and Sunni brothers and sisters and allow them open access to our great country (along with the special government sponsored benefits they deserve such as EBT cards, section 8, free child care, heating subsidies, free bicycles, free cell phones, free tattoos, child care, senior citizen housing, free prayer mats, and even some free pink hats for their marches against the traitor Trump)
You rock MDB. I used to visit zerohedge but found it to be filled with wackos and wannabees.
Keep up the good work here MDB.

Anon
Anon

Reason #1: We need to make it legal for guys to have sex with 9 year old girls.

Reason #2 We need to make it legal for husbands to beat their wives, and if that does work, to toss them out the door without alimony.

Reason #3 We need to make it legal for woman to get kidnapped, rapped, and then turned into sex slaves ( Muslims call it marriage – some call it conversion to Islam)

Reason # 4 We need a reason to kill off Christians and other non-Muslims

and last but not least

Reason #5 We need to believe in space goats – yes folks, The Koran states that there are goats in space and Sharia law is based on the Koran.

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