Here we are in the present year, and womyn, People of Color, and LGBGTQ folk are still having to endure alt-Right HATRED!
Fake news, misogyny, racism, transphobia, the deliberate conflation of beautiful leftist ideals with the ugly dogmas of National Socialism… at any moment, a normal person (ie. Hillary supporter) could be subjected to hate speech. At present, there is no way to identify if a person is infested with hate before they open their mouths… and, by then, it’s too late! The victim is triggered, or – even worse – infected – before they can put their fingers in their ears and say “la la la la la!”.
Well, we have a government for a reason, and a constitution that protects our rights, so I am going to exercise MY right to free speech by saying that alt-right haters shouldn’t be allowed to speak, or at the very least, be obliged to wear identifying marks, like badges, that identify each of their hatreds. A Confederate flag made of gold ingots for Ron Paul zealotry; Putin’s evil smirking face for Trump support; a jackbooted sandal crushing a mosque for Christians. It shouldn’t take long for our clever public servants to come up with a set of universally recognized (and reviled) hate symbols.
This would be very easy legislation to push through by our next progressive government. All they’d have to do, is go through NSA records looking for hate speech to identify alt-right bigots, and then send a team of crack SJW activists to their houses and ensure that EVERY item of clothing had all the identifying marks.
We know that EXACTLY half of all Trump voters are sinister alt-right bigots. That’s 37,947,688.5 million people! Think of the employment that badging all their garments would create. And before you ask: alt-right bigots are always harping on about “user-pays” … so why not garnish their bank accounts to pay for it? What could be more fitting (or just!) than bigots having to pay for an army of people to force them to put badges on all their clothing? An army comprising the VERY people who have been deprived of advantage by the bigots’ very own white male privilege? Sounds like “user pays” to me!
This “army” would have a name, of course; “SocialJusticeWarrior Service”, perhaps, or maybe just “SS” would be a convenient and memorable abbreviation.
In addition to badging bigots’ clothing, the SS could confiscate the guns and precious metal ingots these lunatics ALWAYS hoard. The resulting new flood of actual gold and silver into the silly physical PM market would push down their prices, thus making iPhones, and other key consumer items that rely on these useless relics, more affordable. And the SS spending their salaries would inject money into the economy, instead of sitting uselessly in the bigots’ savings accounts.
The only caveat is that after 8 years of Obama’s shrewd financial stewardship, I don’t know if the US economy actually has enough unemployed people to train up as bigot inspectors. We may have to encourage more undocumented Americans (currently born & residing overseas in places like Mexico & Guatemala) to come and sign up for the work. They would receive full government pay and pensions, of course, as this would stimulate the economy even more!
As these workers would be going straight into government employment, I don’t see why they need apply to immigrate through the usual channels; by definition, if the US government were to employ them, they’d have to be legally in the country, so why bother with the formalities?