Five Ideas For Disrupting Trump’s Inauguration

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As Trump’s dreaded inauguration rapidly approaches, progressives are preparing their grand finale of anti-Trump activism. Numerous respected politicians including congresswomyn Maxine Waters and civil rights hero John Lewis have accused Trump of directly working for the Russians, and have courageously called for his impeachment. And as if things couldn’t get any worse, Trump has been involved in yet another sex scandal, in this case one so grotesque that I cannot even report it. Nevertheless, Trump has decided to push ahead with the inauguration, so we as progressives need to be ready to disrupt it. Below are five suggestions for making Trump’s inauguration an unforgettable failure.

Block Surrounding Highways

Black Lives Matter have perfected the art of blocking highways, which has generated much good will and sympathy for their movement. We need to take highway blocking to the next level in order to truly inconvenience attendees of the inauguration. If we manage to block key organizers and performers from attending, this could grind the ceremony to a halt.

Drown Out The Event With Megaphones

For too long, progressives have sat on the sidelines and watched America succumb to right wing bigotry, and now is the time for our voices to be heard. We need to heckle Trump from all directions, using megaphones to drown out the speakers and performers and generate maximum chaos.

Shame Attendees

People who willingly attend Trump’s inauguration are deplorable and should be socially shamed while making their way to the inauguration. We need to be blunt with our moral judgments and tell Trump supporters to their faces that they are terrible human beings and the scum of the earth. After being publicly humiliated, many attendees will feel horrible about themselves and won’t be able to enjoy the inauguration.

Infiltrate The Crowd With Protesters

This has proven to be an effective strategy for disrupting Trump rallies, forcing security to elbow their way through dense crowds to find the offending protester, only to see another one pop up on the other side of the arena. We need step up our game for this ceremony, and strategically place protesters throughout the arena to create maximum hassle for security and prolong the delays to the event.

Throw Unpleasant Objects At Attendees

Many progressives have been floating the idea of throwing water bombs filled with foul liquids into the crowds. This will ruin peoples’ attire and force them to miss the inauguration, wrecking their day and teaching them an important lesson that they will never forget.

Some progressives worry that off-duty military and law enforcement, bikers and militias are planning to defend Trump and his supporters from our protesters. However I highly doubt that these people are as well versed as ours in the art of guerrilla activism, and their efforts will no doubt be in vain. It’s time for us to truly step up our game and show Trump what we are made of by making this the greatest exercise in progressive activism the world has ever seen.

Black Lives Matter

Trump has the lowest approval rating of any so-called “President elect” ever. He is ILLEGITIMATE and is no different than any other two-bit fascist dictator wannabe. Obama needs to use military force if necessary to stop the inauguration/coup d’etat from ever happening. It’s the only way to protect democracy.

Fredtoon
Fredtoon

@MDB, good article but you forgot about wearing pink and other outfits that show how serious and progressive we are!

AccreditedThinker

I’m afraid your notions are a little antiquated, “comrade”; we wore pink with an aim to advertise solidarity with homosexuals back in the ignorant past when “queer” just referred to gay men and women; but now that we understand that our LGBTQ+ fellow travellers come in 72 (or more) genders, the rainbow is the correct symbol.

Today, pink on its own could be considered a rejection of Blackness or, even worse, Transpersons. We request you wear it only with other colours.

Wants to be Brown
Wants to be Brown

The inauguration needs to be stopped because Trump’s inauguration speech will be hate speech!

I refuse to listen to or read a transcript of the inauguration ’cause I already know it will be hate filled!!

drb6
drb6

Good point. I would also suggest throwing TV out of window – next four years may be filled with Trump’s hate speech.

vdv
vdv

This looks like another Soros funded, hate filled article.
There is a much easier way. Get all the snowflakes to the inauguration, have them carry heart shaped balloons, and “We love Trump” placards. Let them shower the streets with rose petals and blow kisses. Let the children distribute candies (smiling, not crying). There should be zero opposition. Trump will find everyone cheering, not even a child to fight against. That will make him plunge his feet in anger, like Rumpelstiltskin, tear his hair, and disappear.

#antisemitic

#hate-speech

Black Lives Matter

George Soros is about LOVE, not HATE. Think about the greatest heroes you’ve seen in Hollywood movies — for example, Sauron, Emperor Palpatine, and Skeletor. Soros is like all of these guys combined. He is a superhero.

trav777

As I’ve said before, Soros is the best guy ever. Because he loves people so much, ESPECIALLY children, he is always going out in a Halloween costume, year-round. He goes as a vampire and I’ve got to say he has REALLY nailed it!!! Hollywood makeup and costume groups should take note!

drb6
drb6

I think this is hate speech – where is antisemitism in this comment? Let’s use correct flagging options.

trav777

Excuse me??? Are you jewish?

If not then YOU do not get to define anti-Semitism! Anti-Semitism is anything that a jew does not like! CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGE.

drb6
drb6

Unfortunately I am not Jewish. But do we know that the person who flagged this as antisemitic is Jewish, or is just culturally appropriating Jewishness which would be totally unacceptable???

Edit: I read comment more carefully (had not taken my prescribed ADD medication and thus had too short attention span in the morning) and saw that Soros is bashed, so this must be antisemitic.

Black Lives Matter

Attacks on George Soros are really just anti-Semitism. The alt right wants to pretend that “Soros” and “the Rothschilds” are behind the entire accredited media so they can justify their lunatic anti-Semitism. It’s just not true.

jfb
jfb

What’s wrong about receiving money from Soros? Do you think that maintaining a progressive site doesn’t cost money? Receiving money from Soros doesn’t prevent you from being objective.

jfb
jfb

Only MDB knows if the AT receives money from Soros but if it’s the case he should be proud of it, not ashamed

hungrypirana
hungrypirana

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#hate-speech

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Black Lives Matter

Bikers are trailer trash. If you are a biker, I recommend the following four-step rehabilitation program:

Step 1: Take a bath. Please, for the sake of humanity.

Step 2: Sell your motorcycle. You are fat and disgusting. No one wants to be with you. Your motorcycle is simply a cry for more attention to look “cool,” but it makes you look even more pathetic.

Step 3: Take a Critical Race Theory course and intensive Diversity Training.

Step 4: Put on a pussyhat and support an Obama declaration of martial law to stop Trump from becoming President.

drb6
drb6

One more step: visit a barber and shave off the disgusting, oily beard and long, dirty hair. On the second thought, it seems that long hair might be the only thing positive for bikers – this may signal the start of acceptance for alternative sexual orientations.

ExpatLogger
ExpatLogger

I already tried the 4-step rehab program and it has a few holes. See I followed Step 2 to the T and sold my Harley but then I realized it left me without any transport to get to Portland for my training in Step 3. Please keep it simple for expat progressives!

drb6
drb6

Try online course where everyone gets an A! You do not need to leave your house and face hostile, racist, bigoted reality.

ExpatLogger
ExpatLogger

Good idea, the cabin has a big satellite dish but the battery on the remote isn’t strong enough to change channels all we can watch is old Oral Roberts movies.

Black Lives Matter

You need to use PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION. If you lack public transportation in your city, blame Republicans. The answer is to vote Democrat.

ExpatLogger
ExpatLogger

Thx, but NO public transportation in our neck of the woods and no trees either, at least no standing ones not since we cut them down. One massive log pile far as the eye can see. Too bad we had to sell the Harley to get our critical education. Now we got no transport AT ALL and we stuck here!

Make my vote count
Make my vote count

At first I felt like I had found Mecca here with all of you like minded posters but then I remembered “If it is too good to be true it must be fake”
That letter from the Nigerian prince may have cost me a few thousand dollars but it did teach me a valuable lesson.
You all are a bunch of Russian agents who are trying to entrap me. First you befriend me then comes the brainwashing. Well I am not going to fall for it.
You all go back to Russia and take Trump back with you.

#russian-propaganda

#fake-news

#racist

Black Lives Matter

How much vodka did you drink this morning? The Accredited Times is a “World Leader in Accredited Journalism.” It’s right on the top of the page. Only a Russian agent would falsely accuse the Accredited Times of being a bunch of Russian agents.

Make my vote count
Make my vote count

I am now terrified. I did have a few shots of vodka this morning. How could you possibly have known that?
Have you hacked into my system? Luckily I don’t have any more credit info on this computer after that Nigerian incident.
I should have known that if you guys could penetrate the DNC’s vast security network mine would be a piece of cake.
I now have tape over my camera so you can no longer spy on me. FYI the only reason I had on those panties earlier is I was doing laundry. I already told my life partner about it so good like trying to bribe me like you were going to extort TRUMP.

drb6
drb6

Do you also wear a reflective aluminum foil insert in your hat? That is absolutely crucial for your safety. Additionally, lead underpants will be helpful in case Russians want to use polonium on you.

Make my vote count
Make my vote count

Seems I have found an ally here in you drb6. I appreciate your recommendations.
The foil is not always effective as recent events here have shown. They were still able to infiltrate.
I only recently became aware of polonium as I was caught off guard by this new Russia threat that Trump has drug us into. I am trying to educate myself on the Evil Empire. Once the investigation is over and the orange one is impeached we will be safe from Putin again.
We can then get back to important things like those you mention in you other post.

drb6
drb6

You need at least 2 millimeters thick aluminum foil in order to block out all harmful irradiation, and such foil is not easy to come by. Usual kitchen foil is way too thin.

Make my vote count
Make my vote count

I knew it, just when I put my trust in you, you show your commie ways. Here in America we use inches not millimeters. Bet you cant tell me who won the world series last year either. Go back to Russia and tell Putin we are on to him.

#fake-news

drb6
drb6

The last post shows that you are just trailer trash conservative paranoid redneck conspiracy theorist who masquerades as a progressive. Here in US scientists, such as ones determining the necessary thickness of aluminum foil inserts, use metric measurement system. Only a mentally disABLED redneck does not know that.
With respect to sports, I would advise you to carefully read previous articles on Accredited Times as well as comments by accredited commenters. The sports is a major cause of male sexism. When was the last time when a transgender womyn participated in World Series? can you answer THAT?????

Make my vote count
Make my vote count

Great, now you have my address as well. How did you discover I resided in an older double wide? You KBG are impressive. I plan on using bleach on my computer after this post, like Hillary had to do, to keep your prying eyes off my personal data.
As far as baseball I don’t follow it close enough to know the gender of the players but I speculate that one, if not both, of the tennis players Williams sisters may have some identity issues. Too bad those oppressive sporting rules won’t let them self identify.

AccreditedThinker

I’ve read your comments, MMVC, and I’m of the opinion you’re not irredeemably biased; you’ve expressed a reflexive loathing of Putin and all things Russian, which is an obvious first step in shedding White Male Privilege.

Are you within commuting distance of Portland Community College? As MDB will attest, they have one of the most accredited Critical Race Theory departments in the world; I’m sure they’d consider a late enrollment, particularly if you could demonstrate a willingness to pay reparations to some of the minority professors in Admissions.

Make my vote count
Make my vote count

Alas, Since Bernie is no longer a candidate my dreams of a state sponsored college education are now gone.
I would gladly pay reparations however As stated, my cash reserves have been depleted by a crafty person who turned out not to be a prince. And I had to purchase a new computer. Turns out liquid bleach mixed with fragile electronics was a bad idea.
I have down loaded ebooks from the course and will simply continue with my home schooling.

drb6
drb6

The flagged post is also fake news besides being Russian propaganda and probably something else. We are most definitely NOT like-minded yet (at least until an accredited opinion is not formed). There are many topics on which accredited commenters and writers disagree here. However, we stand in a united front against racism, bigotry, speciesism, Islamophobia, antisemitism, transphobia, and lack of proper toilet accommodation for all 72 genders!
Edit: found what else bothers me in that post. It is also racist by assuming that the person who sent letter was a Nigerian as opposed to KKK member who cleverly masquerades as POC.

Jack
Jack

I have never saw a group of hating people in my life.Your intention are deplorable as Hillary is.I hope any of you that participate in such action get 50 yrs in prison because you know there laws against such stupidity.You are the sickest twisted limp wrist liberals to every be born.

I could continue with reasons why following liberal brainwashing will destroy us and you are blind if you do not see our country going to hell.This country’s new generation of snow flakes and limp wrist immoral attitudes and anti-everything is the downfall of this country while you sit back and collect your entitlements which are about to end.

You people need God and need to learn he is real or you are going to burn in hell for denying he exist and continue with your LGBT ways and other abominations and mockery. When you are no longer with us it will be too late.I hope that sinks in that heaven and hell are real and do not wait until you can’t go back and beg for your soul.

drb6
drb6

Thank you.

TrueDat
TrueDat

Great to see obummer leave

I love to see Trump in action.

Gotta love the gag order on the EPA….whats that epa….nothing to say….ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

#hate-speech

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