As progressives count down the minutes to global fascism, there could be hope on the horizon after all. The accredited media has been discussing what might happen if a ‘tragedy’ were to occur at Trump’s inauguration that resulted in Trump’s death. The following special report by CNN concludes that if this were to happen, an Obama cabinet member could be elected as an interim president.
This wouldn’t be a bad outcome at all for progressives. ‘Tragedy’ aside, this could be the closest thing possible to a fourth term for Obama. We could then swiftly engage Russia in kinetic action, and hold another election free from Russian hacking. Hillary would then have the opportunity to run again, and would most likely beat her unprepared adversaries, resulting in a Hillary presidency after all.
Progressives are praying that something ‘unfortunate’ might happen during this inauguration, but we’ll have to wait and see. In the meantime, record crowds of protesters are amassing outside the inauguration, ready to raise hell and make this a terrible experience for all who attend. Protesters are handing out flyers like the one below, calling for a total shutdown of DC and an overthrow of Trump.
Let’s make today a historic victory against fascism that will be written about in school textbooks and included in common core in years to come. We have to overthrow Trump in order to save democracy, or our country is well and truly lost.