In the build-up to the election, many of our brave celebrities and top journalists lined up to condemn the racist, sexist, transphobic Trump. We recall the many tweets and moving speeches by stars like Madonna, Sting, Arianna Huffington, and Katy Perry.
Risking their reputations, careers and lives, they stood virtually alone alongside a few other notables such as the Council on Foreign Relations, the accredited media, various billionaire philanthropists, foreign governments, the British and Saudi royal families, Davos, the UN, the IMF, the Bilderberg Group, and the Trilateral Commission. These individuals and entities deserve our thanks for warning us about the threat of fascism. Alas, their warnings were to no avail.
According to ‘credible’ high-level accredited sources, who spoke to us under rules of strict anonymity, many of America’s most famous and best-loved stars are to be interned ‘within the next few days…a week at most. Trump is f*****g furious I’m telling you, man.‘
Despite his solemn vow to ‘make America great again‘, it seems Trump’s desire for revenge will see the country stripped of its greatest musical, film and artistic talent. Having observed the actions of dictators from the past such as Pinochet, Pol Pot and Thatcher, Trump intends to quell dissent by arresting around one thousand of Hillary’s most prominent supporters. He believes this strategy, code-named Project Purple Rain, will put the fear of Allah into the remaining population. Trump plans to use Madonna’s joke last weekend that she wanted to ‘bomb the White House’ as an excuse to ‘save the country from its enemies‘.
Whilst we are still trying to establish the reliability of certain secret documents we were given, it appears that advanced plans are in place to house celebrities in FEMA camps – see below exhibit.
Our sources reveal that the internment will take place in lightening raids across Hollywood, New York and elsewhere. In a twisted piece of irony, the very intelligence apparatus that Obama put in place for our safety and well-being will be used against us by Trump. Trump will use listening devices, wireless tapping etc. in order to monitor his targets’ movements and then strike when he is ready.
At this moment of greatest danger, we should not cower in silence. We must send out an SOS to Save Our Stars.