World Exclusive: Dissident Celebrities To Be Interned By Trump

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In the build-up to the election, many of our brave celebrities and top journalists lined up to condemn the racist, sexist, transphobic Trump. We recall the many tweets and moving speeches by stars like Madonna, Sting, Arianna Huffington, and Katy Perry.

Risking their reputations, careers and lives, they stood virtually alone alongside a few other notables such as the Council on Foreign Relations, the accredited media, various billionaire philanthropists, foreign governments, the British and Saudi royal families, Davos, the UN, the IMF, the Bilderberg Group, and the Trilateral Commission. These individuals and entities deserve our thanks for warning us about the threat of fascism. Alas, their warnings were to no avail.

According to ‘credible’ high-level accredited sources, who spoke to us under rules of strict anonymity, many of America’s most famous and best-loved stars are to be interned ‘within the next few days…a week at most. Trump is f*****g furious I’m telling you, man.

Despite his solemn vow to ‘make America great again‘, it seems Trump’s desire for revenge will see the country stripped of its greatest musical, film and artistic talent. Having observed the actions of dictators from the past such as Pinochet, Pol Pot and Thatcher, Trump intends to quell dissent by arresting around one thousand of Hillary’s most prominent supporters. He believes this strategy, code-named Project Purple Rain, will put the fear of Allah into the remaining population. Trump plans to use Madonna’s joke last weekend that she wanted to ‘bomb the White House’ as an excuse to ‘save the country from its enemies‘.

Whilst we are still trying to establish the reliability of certain secret documents we were given, it appears that advanced plans are in place to house celebrities in FEMA camps – see below exhibit.

Though a poor quality shot, the names Perry (Kate?), Madonna, and Jolie (Angelina?) are clearly visible alongside a photo of a FEMA camp in a document headed ‘Purple Rain’

Our sources reveal that the internment will take place in lightening raids across Hollywood, New York and elsewhere. In a twisted piece of irony, the very intelligence apparatus that Obama put in place for our safety and well-being will be used against us by Trump. Trump will use listening devices, wireless tapping etc. in order to monitor his targets’ movements and then strike when he is ready.

History repeating itself? Next time, instead of Johnny Cash playing at Folsom Prison, it could be Kanye West entertaining the celebrities at FEMA camps

At this moment of greatest danger, we should not cower in silence. We must send out an SOS to Save Our Stars.

#SOSsaveourstars

MillionDollarBonus

As chief editor at the Accredited Times, let me just add that our sources are thoroughly vetted and of the highest quality. I’m proud that the AT is the first major publication to break this story, and congratulations Pbier for this excellent piece of journalism.

This move by Trump sets a dangerous precedent and signifies that dark times are ahead for progressives. The accredited media is exploding with articles defending Madonna from accusations that she broke the law by expressing her desire to blow up the white house. It’s amazing that anyone would think this is illegal! Her right to free speech is protected by the first amendment!

Wants to be Brown
Wants to be Brown

This is truly a dangerous development, but not surprising in the first days of Trump’s undemocratic dictatoriship.

The content upsets me, of course, but I’m glad this story has been fully vetted by the world’s accredited fact checkers.

ExpatLogger
ExpatLogger

What a fantastic scoop, Pbier! Talk about way out in front of the pack!
I retweeted this ground breaking article to all 17 of my followers.

hungrypirana
hungrypirana

I’m sure you have multiple sources to confirm this blockbuster. Lemme guess: you dug up Groucho Marx and Henny Youngman, and got clarification from Jan Schakowski’s husband.

#fake-news

#sexist

MillionDollarBonus

Do you also dismiss the accredited sources within 17 intelligence agencies that confirm Russia hacked our elections?? Of course, we’re not going to reveal our sources! People come to the AT, knowing that we will protect them from persecution by the Trump administration! If anonymous sources don’t trust us, they will no longer give us groundbreaking leaks like this.

richandrenee

What a nasty person you are. I’ll have you know that Pbier is a well known accredited journalist and he deals only in facts – unlike your right wing hate rags (Zero Hedge etc.) I think it’s time you went away troll.

MillionDollarBonus

Good to see you back Rich!

Make my vote count
Make my vote count

OMG If Lady GAGA is not able to perform at the Super Bowl due to this maniacs action I will Just Die. I had people all coming over and we we dressing just like her.
“FREE LADY GAGA NOW” My Sunday is going to be just ruined:(

Why did’nt Obama see this coming and grant them all amnesty.

vdv
vdv

Are you sure this news is genuine? I don’t see any photo-shopped images in the article. Unlike the real news you had sometime back, supported with some clever cut-and-paste of someone else’s image, that showed AT at the top of all accredited media – trustworthy, popular, and complex.

richandrenee

Wow – this is so frightening but hardly surprising. Donald Trump is the worst possible thing that could have happened to the world – hopefully our wonderful Federal Reserve can keep the orange maniac in check!

Great journalism Pbier.

Engelslovesyou
Engelslovesyou

What will we do when all our celebrities are gone? Who will be left to help us know what to think about what’s going on in the world? We will be lost without our great cultural leaders and thinkers.

richandrenee

Standard fascist tactics to silence the enlightened. I doubt they’ll be able to stop Madonna from speaking out though!

drb6
drb6

You will have to rely on Accredited Times to get pre-packaged accredited opinions.

Elias
Elias

Madonna is going to be an intern? Good lord, where is her mother? I am just sorry Hillary is not going to be there to protect and Serve. I am worried for her, as I am sure is Lourdes.

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