The Obamas’ Exciting New life

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Michelle and Barack Obama have spent the last eight years selflessly serving not only the American people but all the people of the entire world. Under the Obamas’ tireless stewardship America has had the greatest economic recovery in its history and much of the foreign affairs disaster, left by Bush, has been fixed.

Following their years of hard work they now deserve time for themselves to enjoy their success. We thought it might be fun to visualize some of the exciting recreation that this perfect couple may now choose to participate in.

The Accredited Times feels that it is important to support the new generation of liberal progressives so we have given Lucy a full days’ employment with the assignment to use her budding Photoshop skills and create a visualization of what the Obamas’ exciting new life may involve.

Barack Obama loves golf and Michelle always supports him in all his endeavors. The Obamas are great friends of Egypt so it is easy to imagine Recep Erdoğan organizing a game of golf in the shadow of the Great Pyramid for them.
Michelle is super fit and not afraid of anything. Europe has embraced the Obamas more than any other first family. Running with the bulls is the sort of thing Michelle is likely to do to show the Europeans her affinity with them and also prove, once again, just how brave she is.
Obama likes to exercise his dogs and feels that it’s a great way to stay healthy. The Southern States love Michelle and Barack so they’re bound to run one of the many marathons there.
Obama always finishes everything he starts.
Just because Obama is out of office – doesn’t mean he won’t continue to intimidate Putin.
Michelle is a womyn of the people and Californians are her biggest supporters. With her incredible fitness and smashing good looks we’d be surprised if she’s not their president – in no time at all.

Well thank you Lucy – you’ve done a fantastic job and with people like you working for the cause, we can’t imagine that Trump will be any more than a single term loser.

The Obamas have done so much for America and the world – they deserve a well earned rest. We suspect somehow that once they’ve rested for a bit – they’ll be back to give even more.

#Michelle2020 #MichelleObama #BarackObama #MichelleForPresident

Anon
Anon

It’s a sad fact that Obama lovers will get to see less of Obama’s bulge when he is not presidents and doesn’t gets all those newsis following him

trav777

Michael’s or Barry’s?

Anon
Anon

Actually both – the editors deleted both links

Here’s Michaels Ahem! Michelles

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#transphobic

Anon
Anon

My guess is that he got that bulge while he was talking to one of those part time sex workers at Snopes, giving them a helping hand determining fact or fiction

#fake-news

#racist

Little shoppin Lucy
Little shoppin Lucy

It seems a little lazy just to post links to others work Anon. Have you considered that this laziness is part of why you are deeply unhappy and alone.

Women like all sorts of men, but when you give up on personal grooming and are into weird Nazi politics – it will really limit your chances.

I hope you can change Anon because otherwise the rest of your life will be a miserable, unloved, and pitiable existence.

Please get some help 🙁

Anon
Anon

Poor Little “photo”‘shopin Lucy can’t stand other people pointing out the great works ( or just lucky breaks) of others.

It’s not everyday that someone can get a picture of Michaels/aka Michelle scratching crotch.

She likes to take that work, alter it, and claim it as her own.

Whatever the failing of the Nazi party, they sure came up with some good looking women as advertising.

Poor Lucy did not quality on so many grounds and is a bit peeved at them for showing her the door.

#hate-speech

KittyKittyBangBang
KittyKittyBangBang

… … HA HA HA…yous commentin on pics that lucy got payd for… ..HA HA HA… yous the loser… …shes hot as … her and her sister… id do them both…. ..

#sexist

Anon
Anon

But are you sure she’s (and her sister) are not photo shopped?

Anon
Anon

Lastly I want to advise the editors that they treading on potentially dangerous ground.

Taking pride in your body, and exposing the parts you are proud of, is a goal of progressives everywhere.

Pity the ones that have nothing worthwhile to expose.

Progressive Pete
Progressive Pete

You’ve done really well photoshopping up all those pictures in just one day, the Accredited Times certainly got their moneys worth.

Good job Lucy.

Little shoppin Lucy
Little shoppin Lucy

Thank you for saying so Pete. MDB and everyone at the Accredited Times have been so kind to me.

I really had my confidence knocked last week when I searched online to find a great photoshop artist who might be able to mentor me. I was recommended that I contact a man named William Banzai, as a lot of people say he is a master photoshop artist.

When I first saw Banzai7’s work I was impressed by his artistic abilities but I was also a little apprehensive about contacting him as the political content in his pictures was clearly very right-wing and seemed quite hateful to me.

I decided to contact him despite my misgivings as I still wanted to find someone to teach me how to be a photoshop artist.

I wish I hadn’t, he made me cry. He said I was a silly little girl and that no one would ever want to see my pathetic liberal pictures. He then said that he’s the only political photoshopper and anyone else is just copying him. I hadn’t even heard of him when I first decided I wanted to use photoshop for progressive activism.

He then told me (excuse the language) to f$$K off, and that’s when I cried.

I try not to prejudge people but I’m starting to find out that alternative right men are mean, sexist, and sleazy.

I feel much better now that the kind people at the Accredited Times have built up my confidence and even paid me for my work. I feel like a real photoshop artist 🙂

Thank you Accredited Times.

An Officer & a Gentleperson
An Officer & a Gentleperson

I am so happy that Msrx gblxyz Obama is getting the life hesheit earned.

We all owe himherit best wishes for a job well done!

Make my votes count
Make my votes count

LSL, I would suggest, if you are looking for additional income opportunities, that you contact Christopher Steele. He is a former MI6 agent. He put out a recent dossier that the right wing liberal were successful in partially discrediting. It was text only. Had he employed someone with your skills and accompanied that document with visual evidence of the events depicted. We could be watching impeachment hearings right now.
Additionally he is a in the UK so could perhaps provide harbor for you and your Muslim boyfriend.
He may be difficult to locate as word is he went back underground. But your close relationship with AT and their confidential sources should have no problem locating him.

MillionDollarBonus

I can’t believe William Banzai treated you like that! That’s deplorable! I’ve never liked his work anyway – I much prefer the political satire of the Huffington Post and the Guardian. These are the wittiest and sharpest news organizations out there.

Engelslovesyou
Engelslovesyou

Photoshop should only be allowed in the hands of the proletarian masses and it’s content should only be directed by an accredited party representative. William Banzai must be stopped for his racist, homophobic, misogynistic, hate-shopping.

Buck Farack
Buck Farack

Oh, I thought Reggie Love was moving back in.

MillionDollarBonus

Great job Rich, and well done to our new intern Lucy! Clearly she has a rich and rewarding career in accredited journalism ahead of her! Now that Obama finally has some free time, he’ll be able to take a few vacations and get back into golf, which he barely had time for during his presidency.

Make my votes count
Make my votes count

My congratulations Little shopping Lucy on some excellent work. While all the other photos are close to works of art I need to pass some constructive criticism on the last photo. It is not the technique used as the artwork is masterful. The problem is that is clearly not Michaels body. Beside no bulge it lacks the broad shoulders and muscular tone that Michael displays in the designer gowns we are so used to seeing her in.
My guess is was the difficult timeline placed on you by the management at AT.
Keep up the great work.

Little shoppin Lucy
Little shoppin Lucy

Of course MMVC, we all admire Michelle for her incredible strength and beautiful physical tone. Michelle presents to the public a tremendously athletic woman of action but I wanted to convey a softer and more feminine side of Michelle as this is also a part of her fantastic appeal. Your kind words have inspired me thanks 🙂

MDB I am so happy that you have given me a chance to fight back against Donald Trump’s fascism! Thank you so much.

Anon
Anon

True! True! Many bodybuilders lust after the muscles he/she used to have.

Too bad they were ruined by the female hormones he/she’s now taking.

Anon
Anon

With Obama now gone we are going to miss those shots of Michael/Michell scratching herself

The progressive media should follow that couple around just to get a few more of these babies

hungrypirana
hungrypirana

I sse a black water buffalo running with the bulls.

#racist

#speciesist

#hate-speech

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