Trump Bow-tie Factory Imperils Africa

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For us domesticated Americans, so many things are taken for granted; Housing, transportation, clean water, etc. For the poor locals of Zambia, Africa, none of this is true. There, poor grandmothers live in caves excavated by their children while in search of blood diamonds. Food is so scarce that some have reportedly lived on tree bark alone for months until dying horrible painful deaths. What the locals in Africa could always rely on, however, was fresh clean water.

The tallest mountain in Zambia, mount Killehewah, flows with the clean and pure waters generated by snow high above the rest of the country. When Trump opened his bow-tie production factory it required a stable source of power, and the flowing water of mount Killehewah fulfilled all those needs. But after four short years of production the clear waters of the mountain turned a rusty red color.

“The [water] changes colors according to the production cycle of the company”, an anonymous local reporter explained to us, “in the winter the water turns blue”. Chemical laced water is still consumed by locals in massive quantities, as there is simply no alternative available.

When contacted for comment, one Trump official claimed there were no adverse effects to the water, and that the color change was as harmless as food coloring. “Tomatoes are red”, the official is quoted as saying, ”Are you afraid to eat tomatoes? If anything the water in Zambia is better after it flows through our factory, because the machinery actually deposits a small amount of iron into the water, which is known to be an important vitamin for healthy people”.

Scientists at UC Berkely, however, petitioned these comments when they were brought a sample of the water for testing. “This water has so much iron that it would cause death to an average person within a year, but due to the algae it contains, the effects are actually prolonged for up to three years”, commented the head of the Lab in Fresno California. “The algae actually grows inside of the person who drinks the water, and consumes 30% of the iron. In this way, the water has become its own living organism”. Scientists continue to test the water for responses to stimuli such as light, but clearly there something wrong with this situation.

CompassionateConservative
CompassionateConservative

Thank you for shedding light on another Trump atrocity. I didn’t think I could hate him any more but this article destroyed that notion. I am still reeling over the reports that he wants to use the National Guard to deport undocumented immigrants. It just makes me SICK!!!

The US military is not for defending the country. It’s ONLY to be used at Israel’s discretion for their needs. ISRAELS NEEDS, NOT BECAUSE SOME SICKENING FLYOVER NAZI HILLBILLY TRUMP SUPPORTERS WANT IT!!!

FUCK TRUMP!!! LET’S ALL GO OUT AND BURN SOME FLAGS!!! THAT WILL SHOW THEM!!!

MillionDollarBonus

I agree. Protecting Israel is our NUMBER ONE foreign policy goal, above all else. Our second priority is nuking Russia, and our third is taking out Assad. All of these are in our “national interest” and our “strategic interest”, and therefore I support these goals no matter what, even if it means tripling or quadrupling the national debt for my children. ISRAEL is my number one priority, not my children’s’ futures.

Anon
Anon

You should hide your Jewishness better.

drb6
drb6

Please do not forget also protecting Saudi Arabia. Probably because there have been exactly ZERO terrorists from that country, and because it espouses progressive values.

Anon
Anon

Actually they do have terrorists there, its just that they train them, export them and then never let them back in the country.

Unless they have ties to influential families like the bin Ladens.

#fake-news

drb6
drb6

Can you name ANY terrorist from Saudi Arabia? And please do not offer 9-11, everyone knows that airplanes flying into skyscrapers is a conspiracy theory. It was either CIA shooting missiles or other white males planting explosives inside buildings.

Anon
Anon

Wasn’t a famous one called something like Osesame big Larder

drb6
drb6

He was a CIA and/or Mossad plant

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Well at least trump swore off the stupid 2 state solution the last few administrations have been pushing. The 1 nation 51 state solution he and Jarad have is way better.
The US will become one Israeli nation with what is currently Israel becoming the ruling capital. The Philistine will then be sent to what is currently Washington DC. The numbers of blacks who currently reside there will give equal distribution for voting.
As you can see not much different than what has been always going on just more in the open.

MillionDollarBonus

Excellent scoop James! This is an absolute outrage. Not a day goes by without yet another bombshell exposing how terrible Trump is. I bet if you put together a list of all the horrible things Trump has done, you’d have a list longer than almost any other human being on the planet. He really is worst person alive, which is why he receives more criticism from the media and progressives than anyone else.

richandrenee

Great article James – this is exactly why we need the UN to have a lot more regulatory power.

richandrenee

The nasty gold bug Jim Grant wears a bow tie – probably one of Trump’s Africa poisoning ones I imagine.

Maurice Miner
Maurice Miner

Didn’t Hitler order Rommel to build a bow-tie factory in North Africa? The Afrika Korps troops always looked pretty flash, given the harsh environment.

However, not even Hitler/Rommel poisoned the local water supply with IRON.

This is beyond terrible! Trump really is worse than Hitler!

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A few unclear things about this article.
When they are running striped or polka dot ties does the water flow in stripes or dots?

Most factories have bad runs. Do they let the workers keep the reject bow ties to wear with their Atlanta Falcon Super Bowl champion 2017 hats and tee shirts?

Have they tried to add other chemicals to the water? I recall Union Carbide had some special chemicals they released to the population in India back in the 80’s that solved the hanging on too long problem.

Anon
Anon

https://www.rt.com/viral/359308-dhaka-blood-river-eid/

In other news, the rivers run red with blood as Muslims sacrifice goats non stop.

caw
caw

EPA takes care of domesticated americans, don’t they get their daily quota of clean mineral rich water, with lead, fluoride and chlorine?
Couldn’t find anything on this Trump atrocity, or did he exile EPA to Zambia.
http://www.foilvedanta.org/articles/how-kcm-is-killing-the-zambian-copperbelt-part-1-water-pollution/

Anon
Anon

see my comment to you at progressive heroes.

In order to gain the notoriety of the “red flag”, you should pitch your comments to push the buttons of the flagger.

For instance the above could have referenced an unhealthy diet leading to big fat ugly women (big fat ugly WHITE men wont work as this site considers that a positive event).

Since this site is also big on government control, you could have also reference the EPA’s disgraceful lack of action for the Flint lead contamination fiasco. There are actually an infinite number of ways to disparage government as everything it touches eventually turns to shit.

caw
caw

Any govt entity is a front for the industry, why would EPA be different. It is all done under public good, but in the end, consumes the people working in govt, and their children, much like everyone else. A few elites may come out unscathed.

Why is providing a mineral, lead, in water to the people of Flint, different from providing chlorinated water to everyone? Shouldn’t people decide whether they want chlorine, and add it at their end?

drb6
drb6

I suggest that racists get chlorine added to their living rooms.

Anon
Anon

I agree.Those racists that use their living room for the #2, instead of the white mans flush toilet, absolutely MUST start using chlorine bleach.

I mean you can’t invite your significant other in, if your place smells like a shithole. The small alone would drive all thoughts of getting nasty right out of a person mind.

Why the non-use of chlorine bleach could be likened to an extinction event.

drb6
drb6

ALL racists, not only ones who use their living rooms as toilets.
By the way, first modern toilets were invented by Muslims.

Anon
Anon

Can’t be true.

True Muslims are required to wipe their asses with rocks after a number 2.

drb6
drb6

prove it is not true

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Any chance that this is a picture of the Animas River in Colorado? The one that the Environmental Protection Agency dumped millions of gallons of pollutants into the water?

drb6
drb6

EPA can not be wrong. Must have been KKK

Anon
Anon

Too bad it never took action about chemical dumping in the oceans

http://www.ocregister.com/articles/ddt-671563-shark-sea.html

In June 2013, a fisherman reeled in a 1,300-pound female mako shark off Huntington Beach. The shark, according to the paper, had levels of DDT, PCBs and mercury hundreds of times higher than the legal seafood limit – toxins it collected by feeding in Southern California waters.

drb6
drb6

Shows that we need more power for government to regulate emissions. Controlling CO2 emissions would be a good start.

Anon
Anon

In support of that goal, I expect you to volunteer to stop breathing.

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