Why You Should Consider Working For The Government

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In an age where job security, wages and benefits are all declining in the private sector, working for the government is becoming an increasingly attractive option. The benefits of having a government job are numerous, from extravagantly large pensions to generous paid leave and a relaxed work environment; across the board, government jobs beat private sector jobs hands down. The government also creates thousands of good-paying jobs for womyn and minorities who are systematically discriminated against in the private sector, despite their range of qualifications in the field of identity politics.

In an effort to sell the benefits of working for the government to many of our readers who may be looking for work or dissatisfied with their current job, our reporters reached out to a sample of government employees and asked them what they enjoy most about their jobs. Some of the highlights are below:

Theresa Philips, Logistics Administrator, Post Office

“What I love about my job is that every day is different. One day I’ll be liaising with the drivers to make sure packages are on track to their destinations, and the next day I’ll be interacting directly with customers in order to ensure their details are entered correctly into our system. The best part of my job is knowing that I make a real difference to peoples’ lives every day.”

Lucinda Jackson, Back Office Analyst, IRS

“My job is very important. When people ain’t paying their taxes on time, they threatening the entire society. That’s people’s salaries that ain’t gettin’ paid, that’s roads that ain’t gettin’ built, that’s your schools and your hospitals that aren’t gettin’ the money they need. My job is to make sure people are paying on time, and holding those people who ain’t payin’ accountable to the law.”

Anika Patel, Internal Coordinator, EPA

“I love my job. Every day is different and I get to work with such amazing people and really make a difference in the world. I do anything from filling out forms to relaying important information to our back office. The work environment is really laid back, and the pay is good. Overall it’s just a great place to work!”

As conditions continue to deteriorate in the private sector as capitalism continues to fail, government jobs are going to become increasingly popular. Trump has threatened the jobs of many government employees, and has threatened to impose hiring freezes on various government departments, but with strong government unions defending the rights of their members, it seems highly unlikely that these efforts will be successful.

So if you’re sick of being forced to work overtime for a measly salary, while top government employees enjoy retirement at 45 with a pension equal to or close to their final salary paid in perpetuity, then you should definitely consider working for the government. It must be noted however that diversity quotas are incredibly stringent for government jobs, so white males need not apply.

trav777

and once you retire you can come back as a contractor and double-dip! It’s win-win!

hungrypirana
hungrypirana

I heard most on the job injuries occur when you’re caught in the doorway at closing time. These bruisers will knock ya to the floor come 3pm closing time!

#fake-news

Black Lives Matter

Anika and Lucinda are so beautiful it’s hard to even comment on this article.

bopepys
bopepys

Don’t be afraid, BLM. I can give you a woman’s perspective. I believe Anika and Lucinda are sisters. Anika has a lovely smile but the striking thing is her color coordination which is sooo sophisticated. The blouse is a perfect fit between coffee mug and chair back. If Anika and Lucinda really are sisters as I suspect, and you play your cards right, it could be two for the price of one!

johnny utah
johnny utah

Just about everyone in the group pic are lard asses too.

Guess skinny people should be added to the “need not apply” list!

#body-shaming

Make my votes count
Make my votes count

I know when ever I go in for things like getting my gender changed to what ever it is this month The lines are really long and the workers seem angry so they all need raises and more government workers so they won’t be so stressed.
I think they need to take the prejudice police who like to shoot innocent POC and make them work at the DMV. Maybe shorter lines and they won’t have guns.

Make my votes count
Make my votes count

I know a while back that the number of Government workers outnumbered the jobs in manufacturing. People seemed distraught about this.However when you think about the regulations we have you need probably 2 or 3 Government regulators to ensure that the one worker is following regulations.
That’s why when you go past a construction site you have one guy working a shovel and everyone else watching him.
We need to add one more regulator to each Construction worker so they stop painting those Nazi symbols that Sarah Silverman uncovered.

richandrenee

Wow – I love Lucinda’s no nonsense attitude. With people like her working for the government our future seems very secure.

Equal Pay for Equal Work
Equal Pay for Equal Work

Government needs to get rid of hiring preferences for veterans. Nothing worse than losing out on a job to some redneck white guy because he went overseas for a few months killing transgenders and Muslim women and children in their spare time when they aren’t busy taking selfie in front of their big tanks.

Hiring preferences should only apply to Native Americans, like Elizabeth Warren, and also blacks, like President Obama.

Fact Checker
Fact Checker

Can we get a fake news tag applied to this clown?

First of all, there are no transgenders in the Middle East to kill. The government’s and terrorists have already killed them all off.

2nd, Pocahontas is not a Native American. It was just her scam to get preferential treatment.

3rd, Obama is not Black. He is at least half-price and raised by a White woman because his black dad was AWOL.

#islamophobic

johnny utah
johnny utah

Wasn’t Obama’s dad Frank Marshall Davis?

Who is this AWOL person?

#fake-news

richandrenee

Barack Obama Sr is Obama’s father!!!

Trans Love
Trans Love

Mulattos are presented with a rare situation where they get to choose the race that they identify as. And they always choose to identify as Black because they know whiteness is evil.

richandrenee

We’re going to give you the benefit of doubt for now Trans Love – but if we find out that you’re an alt-right sockpuppet trying to infiltrate the AT you’ll be banned for life and reported to the FBI.

Make my votes count
Make my votes count

Mulattos are a product of rape. Their oppressive white parent took sexual advantage of the minority. They used their white privilege.
No different than a prison guard taking advantage of a prisoner.
That is why!

trav777

excuse me but if there weren’t, or if Islam were REALLY out stoning people for being homosexual, don’t you think the news media like CNN and all the leftist advocates, many of whom are gay, would be speaking out against Islam? But they’re not are they? So therefore islam is gay-friendly and there are lots of transgenders there. You just cannot tell when they are dressed up as ninjas

drb6
drb6

Two words: Lone Wolf!

While it is a speciesist term (and I am flagging myself because of it), it is clear that if any Muslim does anything bad, xer is a lone wolf, or few hundreds or thousands of lone wolves, and there is nothing wrong with the ideology and its teachings. Since these are isolated cases (only a few thousands of them), they will not be reported by accredited media as accredited media needs to cover more pressing and important topics, such as lack of proper transgender toiled accommodations. Imagine that, hundreds of transgendered people victimized by improper toilet accommodations! In contrast, conservatards blow out of proportion a few suicide attacks and shootings by supposed Islamic lone wolf extremists.

#speciesist

johnny utah
johnny utah

#2 and #3 are also wearing the same glasses, ear rings, and coat. Must be government issued. Only way to explain it.

johnny utah
johnny utah

I couldn’t let it go… I found proof that it is the same woman and this is how she spends the day getting her paycheck funded by taxpayers!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=b19hDZK1f0c

Make my votes count
Make my votes count

Damm Johnny Utah. I did no know you had already hooked up with her and had home movies for posting. Those government workers make some sweet cash. Is she your sugar mamma?
Please save the boudoir ones of you and her for you own viewing. No need to share here.

johnny utah
johnny utah

Are you sure you don’t want me to post em? They are all tastefully done POV!

But… we did end in bad terms cuz she wouldn’t buy me a used chevy cavalier with her swollen bankroll and they are cracking down on revenge porn these days….

richandrenee

We’ve just outed another of Anon’s sockpuppets – it’s dead now.

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bopepys
bopepys

Yuk that sockpuppet is gross!

johnny utah
johnny utah

I’ve been doing some research and I have come to the conclusion that there is no such thing as sockpuppets. Everyone I asked told me that they only have one identity and that’s it. They said it was too difficult to keep up with logging in and out and who said what. Therefore, sockpuppet conspirators are as crazy as global warming deniers!

#fake-news

johnny utah
johnny utah

Which is fake news? Crazy global warming deniers or non-existent sockpuppets?

Just because it wasn’t “accredited” research doesn’t mean it wasn’t serious research! C’mon now!

johnny utah
johnny utah

I thought the hypothesis was the more bicarbonate in the atmosphere, the hotter the temperature. I must’ve misheard what they were warning me about.

I need to figure out how to make my sockpuppet hypothesis bulletproof like that..

Pbier

Great article! Sadly, my current private sector job right this minute is all about long hours, stressful conditions and not nearly enough diversity. All in all, my writing career is suffering as a result.

richandrenee

This is exactly why we need the universal income! it is a total waste of talent that you should have to slave away for a capitalist pig when you should be writing and doing activism.

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