A Dangerous Alt-Right Freak is on the Loose

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It has come to the attention of the Accredited Times editorial staff that a very dangerous racist capitalist alt-right mercenary has infiltrated our progressive safe space.

We have just received credible information that he has also infiltrated many other mainstream news sources.

According to our many intelligence sources Anon is using multiple sockpuppet internet identities to spread his Russian propaganda. The only unanswered question is whether he is a useful idiot or a card carrying Putin mole?

SIGN THE PETITION TO STOP THE RIGHT-WING SUBVERSIVE ANON HERE

SIGN THE PETITION TO STOP THE RIGHT-WING SUBVERSIVE ANON HERE

littleshoppinlucy
littleshoppinlucy

Anon tried to date me when I was 14. I had to tell him that a forty year old white male is not my type, like fifty times.

MillionDollarBonus

How dare you – you disgusting white male!

КГБ
КГБ

Аккредитованный раз вы ублюдки.

Анон работает для нас на протяжении сорока лет. Он был моргание Сергея Лаврова – кодовое название мизинец слоеного.

Теперь, когда вы к ним – мы отречься его bufty мальчика прикладом.

#russian-propaganda

drb6
drb6

Very poor Russian, by the way.

Chezleigh
Chezleigh

пошол на хуй!

MillionDollarBonus

I also hear that Anon has “close ties” to Russia, which should be investigated immediately.

caw
caw

Where is his manifesto? If it is in Russian, we need to get it translated immediately.
I bet Trump knows Russian, his tax returns are done in roubles.

Black Flies Matter
Black Flies Matter

Is it just me? or is this site attracting a lot of Russians?

MillionDollarBonus

Only for being deplorable! I’m surprised you haven’t been arrested already – hate speech is ILLEGAL.

johnny utah
johnny utah

You deserve a congratulations just like Sanders gave his Nazi supporting supporter for messin around with the Jews so that he could blame Trump!

Congrats Anon!

#fake-news

caw
caw

With an unique ID like yours, it should be easy to locate and arrest you. You should have used multiple meaningless IDs like me.
I bet Interpol has already sent the hounds to track you down.

Such a shame, when Interpol could have been used to get Bill Gates, Hillary, Soros, Al Gore, and Christine Laguarde for Trump’s zoo. I personally support Bill Gates’ Common Core, just want him to be in the zoo, so our children can learn the progressive agenda from the horse’s mouth. If you can join me in this cause, we can get you out lightly, it may not be too late.

Anon, did you publish your manifesto?

#speciesist

hungrypirana
hungrypirana

A scurrilous attack on a mild-mannered commenter. Methinks thou doest protest too much. BTW, is this make fun of the homeless day? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kwCR2TO-rRQ

#hate-speech

caw
caw

Fun of homeless day? No, you celebrate it the way you celebrate UN designated womens day.

Make my votes count
Make my votes count

I think Anon has been calling in Bomb threats to Jewish grave yards as well.

trav777

no; they caught that neo-Nazi white supremacist.

drb6
drb6

Anon should be apprehended, restrained, and waterboarded. Since conservatives think that waterboarding is NOT a torture and they wish it on others (minorities and Muslims), they, as good Christians (“So whatever you wish that others would do to you, do also to them, for this is the Law and the Prophets – Matthew 7:12) should be happy to have this educational experience applied to themselves.

Make my votes count
Make my votes count

When the FBI finally catch up to Anon just think how shocked they will be at the amount of pedophile donkey porn they will discover.
I heard from a reliable source that Anon and Anthony Weiner have been exchanging naughty photos of each other.

littleshoppinlucy
littleshoppinlucy

I’ve just handed over (to the FBI) the donkey pictures he used to send me when I was 14. The creepy little man actually said the pictures were of him.

Black Lives Matter

I’ve done some investigating, and it turns out Anon’s real name is “Adolf McCowraper.” Anon was arrested in 1972, 1985, 1993, 2001, 2003, 2007, 2009, 2013, 2015, and 2016 with raping/sodomizing farm animals, including a rooster on three separate occasions.

During his most recent arrest, he repeatedly screamed at the judge, yelling, “The Jews did it!!! It was Jooooooooos!!!” Apparently, Anon was upset because he perceived the African-American prosecutor in said proceeding to be a secret “crypto-Jew” in cahoots with other Jewish notables, including Sandy Koufax, Natalie Portman, Mel Brooks, Paul Newman, Ludwig Von Mises, Murray Rothbard, and the Three Stooges. When the prosecutor denied being Jewish and pointed out that Newman, Von Mises, Rothbard, and the Three Stooges were no longer alive, Anon argued that that was because they were communists who killed Jesus and deserved retribution, just like Anne Frank in the Holocaust, which, according to Anon, never happened. The judge then held Anon in contempt of court. Mel Brooks apparently obtained a restraining order.

If you see Anon, stay far away from him. He is considered armed and stupid.

littleshoppinlucy
littleshoppinlucy

Thank you BLM. I feel a lot safer now that you’ve uncovered this damning evidence against the creepy Anon.

I thought his sexual advances on children were shocking but holocaust denial puts him on another level of criminality.

I expect the FBI will throw the book at him.

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