How To Interview Conservatives

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As the alt right continues to make in-roads in the darkest corners of the internet, it is more important than ever for progressives to defame and destroy popular conservative public figures. One of the most effective ways to do this is to interview them, preferably on a platform that you control, or where the rules are stacked against your opponent. The following is a comprehensive list of rules for interviewing a right-wing personality, and many of them apply just as much to informal arguments as they do to formal interviews.

Ask a question, then immediately interrupt

Don’t ever let your opponent sound reasonable or gain the moral high ground. If your opponent is getting to a key point, then promptly interrupt them with a follow up question or even a whole new topic, even if they have only been talking for a couple of seconds. You want to keep your opponent in a permanent state of exasperation in which they struggle to deliver their message, while you appear calm and reasonable, enticing the audience to side with you regardless of the content of what is being said.

Always ask questions, never answer questions

It’s important that we as progressives are always on the offensive, and keep right wingers gasping for air as they try to justify their views in every hypothetical scenario imaginable. The result is that progressives look cool, composed and morally righteous, while conservatives look desperate, shifty and unsure of themselves. If your opponent asks you a question, then immediately shift the focus back to them by changing the subject or saying “we’re not discussing what I think, this is about YOU”.

Maintain a perplexed and concerned look on your face while your opponent is speaking

This signifies to your audience that there is something deceptive, irrational and baffling about your opponent’s position. In some cases, your opponent may notice your facial expression and feel that they need to soften their views or add extra justification, which makes them look weak and apologetic. No matter how seemingly reasonable your opponent is, maintain this facial expression, and keep your audience asking themselves what could be so terrible about your opponent’s position.  

Ask questions that demand morally reprehensible answers

Ask questions like, “so, if there is an undocumented American family who has been living and working here for decades, you would like to uproot them from their community and deport them at gunpoint??”. If your opponent answers in any way in the affirmative to this question, they will look terrible. If they try to skirt around the question to present their position more favorably, or criticize your question for being devious, you can simply repeat the question and shame them for avoiding it. The more times you repeat the question, the more it looks as if your opponent is concealing the immorality of their position. All you have to do is sit back with a horrified expression on your face while you repeatedly fire off the same question and watch your opponent squirm.

If you have an in-studio audience, train them to applaud key questions

If your opponent feels like they are making a good case and getting through to your audience, you can easily demoralize them by getting your in-studio audience to applaud your next question or point. For example, you could ask your in-studio audience to erupt with deafening applause when you ask about Trump’s tax returns. The applause shows your wider audience that despite all of the arguments your opponent has presented, reasonable popular opinion is still overwhelmingly against them.

With this set of rules, we have the formula to continue dominating the airwaves and drown out anyone who disagrees with us. It’s even better if the interview isn’t live and you have the chance to edit it before it airs. So let’s continue to use these tactics to advance progressivism worldwide, until our enemies finally give up and accept progressivism as the inevitable destiny of humanity.

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Maurice Miner
Maurice Miner

I see that you have posted a picture of that NeoCon racist bigoted Trump-boosting lying hater Skeletor Coulter. What an utterly offensive piece of political dreck.

I feel ill – where is my safe space?

carbon trader
carbon trader

Feed her carbon-free potato chips, they are nutritious!

bereteabu2
bereteabu2

I love the contents of this article. I can even use some of these techniques during my campaign presidential debate. That’s gave me a lot idea to defeat my oponent. Good job! Keep it up.

rodo123
rodo123

Excellent article and great advice MDB. How do you have these excellent articles served up for us so early every day? A tireless progressive accredited writer.
I may add another suggestion for interviewing tactics. In order to ensure that when interviewing some alt-right fascist like Coulter I think it important to surround the fascist on both sides by very beautiful progressive womyn or Trans genders when possible. This serves to show the viewer that the alt-right fascist is not only wrong but also ugly in comparison to the beautiful progressives that surround her. Place the seats very close as well so the comparison is even more poignant.
I could suggest Rosa DeLauro a wonderful specimen of womyn who is a progressive dem rep from Connecticut.

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Or this progressive beauty who would knock the socks off of Coulter

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRwrcdsY_bFLLx0CUGHSebRZlvAXar8CWHsQ8NNnMXz1ttW1IEw

Snowflake killa
Snowflake killa

can you say never had dick?

#sexist

Anon
Anon

I’d break my personal speed record running away from her!

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

Banker
Banker

Liberals = misfits of the world

Pbier

Another important ploy is to plant strategic ‘victims’ in your audience. Let’s say that your right-wing interviewee has just recommended/ passed a law which discriminates harshly against population ‘A’ (e.g. disabled veterans of colour who are now transgendered). It doesn’t matter that population A consists of perhaps 15 people in the entire world; just make sure that one of those 15 is present in your audience and has suffered in the most inhumane way possible. The contrast between victim and perpetrator will not fail to get the audience on your side and leave the bigot red-faced.

hungrypirana
hungrypirana

good advice for Alinsky-ites, who never seem to be disarmed by conservative beauty (hence you make no recommendations about distractions.) When are we going to see the story about managing the art of polling to optimize propaganda value?

FULL BLACK
FULL BLACK

So interrupt, badger, lie, cheat, steal…kill. Whatever it takes, right? Progressives and the democrats took real losses in 10, 12, 14, and especially 16 using these tactics. And guess what? The losses will continue in 2018. Why? Because progressive liberals are now transparent. God fearing, freedom loving Americans now know you for who you are, and will be calling you out at every chance. Of course, next will be the biggest financial bubble burst in the history of man-kind. Let’s see how progressive liberals deal with that when there is nothing to eat. Free trade and barter is the only system that has ever work to build a productive society. So what will you trade for food? Lying rhetorical banter? Don’t think you will get much.

#post-truth

Pbier

“next will be the biggest financial bubble burst in the history of man-kind”

This is so true. The stockmarket bubble has been growing ever since Trump was elected on the promise of new investment, tax breaks, a new wall, debt blah blah blah. And the result is an almighty financial bubble which will blow up in Trump’s face. He created the bubble and he MUST deal with the consequences. It must make Janet Yellen weep, knowing that all her hard work will come undone over night.

Still, if it leads to Hillary taking her rightful place in the white House in 2020, it will be just short-term pain.

drb6
drb6

We will trade government-issues coupons for government-provided food, thank you very much.

FULL BLACK
FULL BLACK

If you really believe that, then be ready to die of starvation. Better idea: Why don’t you learn to take care of yourself, instead of depending on others to give you stuff

FULL BLACK
FULL BLACK

Post-truth??? I did. And in red no less. Drew my eyes right to post, as it does others. Thanks

FULL BLACK
FULL BLACK

Nevermind. I get it. Post Truth is another progressive adjective invented to push the political correctness agenda to shut people up that don’t have the same opinion as liberals. So early 2000ish.

Snowflake killa
Snowflake killa

Ding ding ding…Winner!!

Snowflake killa
Snowflake killa

Immoral. Pleeeeeease interview me!

Snowflake killa
Snowflake killa

New conservatives are coming in droves. You can’t stop this snowball. The country wants morals again. No person can change what’s in people’s hearts. Christians are rising up and no propaganda can stop God’s people. You’re gonna need more than .0001% You’ll be dead and gone and America will still be democratic. The antifa will never be nothing more than a few privileged white kids with self esteem problem. TRUMP 2020 #MAGA

drb6
drb6

You need to play CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGE Bingo:

http://www.thesocialmemo.org/2015/10/professor-not-being-red-head-now.html?m=1

MDB: Why cant’ I post pictures any more?

drb6
drb6

Also, I suggest that our religious extremist Snowflakekilla should be burned at stake, as xer probably has violated thousands of Biblical rules during xer life.

Anon
Anon

I personally believe that the best position for a libtard to ask question to a conserative are, when the libtard is sitting on a stake (made famous by Vlad the Impaler).

Then screaming the questionj

WHY ME????????

would be music to my ears.

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!

#hate-speech

drb6
drb6

One can see what conservatism does to hupersons – Ann Coulter looks like Ms. Skeletor and is dangerously emaciated!

Anon
Anon

She is trying to reduce her CO2 footprint, unlike some

#body-shaming

carbon trader
carbon trader

This is what happens when regulatory agencies like FDA, USDA, EPA, etc get empowered.

Banker
Banker

LMAO… it goes to show Americans how dirty you libtards are. You will stop at nothing. Keep this tantrum up, and Trump WILL see another term as President.
GOD BLESS AMERICA & CONSERVATIVES !!

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