Why Comedy Shows Are The Key To Progressivism

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As the accredited media continues to come under fire by an artillery of fake news trying to undermine its credibility, many people are bewildered and no longer sure whether they can trust respected media outlets like CNN, MSNBC and the New York Times. Having trusted these news outlets religiously for decades, many people now feel confused and dejected, and have started looking for other media platforms to reaffirm their progressive narratives. In come comedy shows, which have always been important, but now play an absolutely vital role in maintaining progressive narratives and keeping progressives confident in their beliefs and sure of themselves.

Comedy shows are extremely effective at spreading progressivism and dispelling conservative myths, because they put people in a passive state of relaxation and acceptance. People watch comedy shows to have a laugh, feel smart and to watch their political enemies get mocked. When a progressive comedian like John Oliver, Trevor Noah, Stephen Colbert or the indigenous Scott, Jon Stewart, make a snarky quip about Trump and their in-studio audience roars with laughter, the TV audience will see these cues and also laugh, making them feel smart, witty, righteous and on the winning team politically. Watchers of comedy shows never question the comedian’s progressive narratives, or the factual implications of their jokes. If the jokes are grounded in reality, they are proof of progressivism, and if they aren’t grounded in reality, then you shouldn’t criticize them because “can’t you take a joke?”.

Comedy shows are bringing hoards of young people into the progressive movement, and giving them all a sense of moral righteousness and a snarky, sarcastic, dismissive attitude towards anyone with a differing opinion. This progressive army of comedy show fans grows day after day, and no conservative argument, no facts, no statistics and no evidence can ever change their minds. This army of superior, snarky progressives will continue to grow and will eventually trample and suffocate the last vestiges of right wing bigotry. So godspeed to late night comedy show hosts and the informed progressives who watch them! You are the tip of the spear in the war for social justice, and are courageously leading the charge to victory.

Anon
Anon

#islamophobic

welfareftw

Pure Gold MDB! Thank you for this site.

Anon
Anon

In more news from the Eternal (put together in Cairo about 100 years ago), Indestructible (other then to sheep or pissed off wives) and Infallible Koran states that a powerful individual traveled east and saw the sun set into a muddy pool of water.

Upon further research it turns out that this powerful information was Alexander the Great. Since Alexander made it all the way to India, it stands to reason that there muddy pool of water is located in India.

Further research is needed to determine which muddy pool in India holds that honor.

My vacation plans to see that there muddy pool have been slightly advanced. The rest is now all up to Islamic scholars

but I won’t be holding my breath.

Anon
Anon

Upon re-examination, I am pretty sure that there LONG trip that Alexander took was to India, which is EAST of Greece.

BUT

I’m pretty sure that the sun sets in the WEST.

Damit! I think I have one less wonder of the world to visit then I thought.

drb6
drb6

On a slightly different note, I have found a (nearly) ideal womyn. I think this is how womyn will look in US in 20-30 years if Progressives such as us win:

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Anon
Anon

You do understand that hiding cat ears is an act of blasphemy!

drb6
drb6

Not only she has burka, she also wears a stylish pussyhat, which is the best combination EVER.

Comic Relief
Comic Relief

Anon
Anon

Now some comedy

Anon
Anon

more comedy

With Islam being rabidly anti-gay (but boinking young boys is acceptable to relieve sexual urges) how do gay Muslims get away with being gay?

It’s simple

They develop a rare anal disease, unique to Muslims, that can only be cured by injections of semen.

snicker!

https://themuslimissue.wordpress.com/2013/11/09/the-flaming-gay-caliphs-of-the-quran/

Anon
Anon

even more comedy

Winston Churchill said it best… “The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter.”

Pbier

Have an uptick Onan!

Anon
Anon

I guess showing that “women’s studies” and “black studies” are the modern version of “advanced basket weaving” hurts.

rebecca the feminist
rebecca the feminist

This is definitely due to high IQ, which is Onan assures us is normal in Canada and US.
Only thing that is weird is that these women haven’t adopted the FDA and USDA recommended diet with high feed conversion ratios. I would guess morbid obesity and affection for global warming goes with high IQ. Bill Gates, please check if this can be fixed by vaccines and cashless economy run by eunuchs.

Why non-scientists like Trump and Putin dispute human role in weather, when 90% or more of accredited scientists believe in it and want to “prevent climate change”? Only thing I can see is that removal of vegetation can cause wild swings in local climate, since the moderating influence of vegetation is removed. Land heats up and cools down quickly, and rain water runs off of barren land.

But we have this 24×7 BS on climate change and even laws to punish those who don’t believe in it. Eunuchs believing that they could do carbon trading and other things that will keep CO2 levels down, constrain temperature rise within 2 degrees is a whole lot of horse shit.

For the moderators of this site – my votes on the comments don’t seem to get recorded. Is there a way that you can increase the vote count on my comments under various aliases by 6 million or a gazillion?

Anon
Anon

Same question, different place, same stupid snowflakes

rebecca the feminist
rebecca the feminist

My upvote for you didn’t get recorded again. Sum ting wong with this site!

vacamuerta
vacamuerta

This is a progressive site, it appears that you are questioning the reality of climate change. Sophisticated algorithms pick out the haters and deniers and prevent them voting incorrectly, thus preventing ignorance from appearing to be popular. Incorrect votes might cause innocent viewers (including innocent children) offence, and could make the site owners liable for damages in more progressive countries, so this is a sensible policy. I believe Youtube and Twitter are trying out similar accredited popularity correcting algorithms. If only the brexit & presidential voting had been properly corrected. My votes, for example, are always promptly registered (as they should be).

Anon
Anon

As Stalin said

It is not the voters who are important, it is the guy who COUNTS the votes who is important.

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