Why Children Always Know Best

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As we continue to progress as a society, and extend rights victim group after victim group, we appear to have missed the most important group of all: children. As Hollywood movies and TV shows constantly indicate, children are increasingly more informed, more mature and wiser than adults. We also see that adults, especially white men, are increasingly clumsy, naive and pathetic, and their kids are constantly rolling their eyes at them and educating them about simple concepts. Yet, in our backward society, children are completely stripped of their rights to vote, have consensual romantic relationships, drive and consume alcohol.

Young people are far more progressive than adults, and are far more open to forward thinking revolutionary ideas like socialism and communism. You rarely see 40 year olds with a families wearing Che Guevara t-shirts, but you regularly see young people doing so. Young people are also more tech-savvy than adults. Sure, most of them can’t change a tire or fix a light bulb – but they know how to use a smart phone and operate a tablet; something most adults just cannot figure out. This is why we desperately need to eliminate the voting age restriction, along with all other age restrictions. If you’ve been born, and the mother has determined that you are no longer abortable, you should be able to vote. It’s as simple as that.

Extremists will argue that the older you are, the wiser you become, and the more you care about greater societal issues rather than your immediate self interest, but if this is true then why did old people vote for Trump and Brexit? The fact is, young people are smarter than ever, and don’t need guidance from parents. They are perfectly capable of making informed decisions using the abundant information available to them through government schools, the media and popular culture. In Mexico, the age of sexual consent is 12! Are we really less progressive than Mexico? Come on America, we can do better than this! It’s time to extend all human rights children, for if we fail to do so, history will judge us harshly and future generations may never forgive us for the damage we have done to society and our political system. This is the Current Year!

trav777

HUMAN RIGHTS FOR MINOR-AMERICANS NOW!

Anon
Anon

I propose

Impalement for the mother who has an abortion

Impalement for the doctor that performs an abortion

and

Impalement for all clinic and hospital staff whether helping with the procedure, or knowing about it.

Kill the KILLER MOMS and KILLER DOCTORS.

drb6
drb6

I would also suggest that pregnant persons get 2 votes. This would put an end to white male dominance rather quickly.

Make my votes count
Make my votes count

Since a fetus is simply a parasite growing inside you. I can’t see why the additional vote is applicable.
Should someone with tape worm get an additional vote? Or head lice many votes?

Anon
Anon

Tape worms and head lice come in colonies, so we are talking about 100’s or 1,000’s of votes here.

Imagine our electoral system of the mercy of someone who has never bathed in 15 years.

rebecca the feminist
rebecca the feminist

French are known for their “perfumes”. They bathe once in 15 years, Indians at least once a day.

Anon
Anon

and even more during the rainy season, when it rains all the time and they don’t have an “indoors” to go to.

Just enjoying life “au natural”

Ted Neugentinsectis
Ted Neugentinsectis

You best curtail your “Insectiest” speech at once! For far too long have us sentient insects been crushed under foot and swatted down by deplorable privileged rascists insectiests like you. We will rise up against you for although we are diverse, we are the many who cry out for justice! http://www.adultswim.com/videos/space-ghost-coast-to-coast/batmantis/ You kidnap our leaders, you kill our advisors, just who do you think your messing with anyway? We refuse to stay Bound and Gagged! – The Immortal Words of Neugentinsectis!

Adam Ant
Adam Ant

All the Children I know adore Zorak and hate White Space Ghost. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qIGzJKsQngU

Make my votes count
Make my votes count

I apologize for my strong rebuttal to your post but I was triggered.
We as progressives must suppress dissent. If we allowed that fetus to have a vote the radical far right nuts would than attempt to argue that that fetus would perhaps vote against a women’s right to chose. A lot of Pregnant women actually incorrectly think that fetus is a life and could vote against it as well.
We can’t allow that slippery slope to happen.

drb6
drb6

Anything that destroys white male dominance is progressive and RIGHT.

Silent Marcher - Safe Or Else
Silent Marcher - Safe Or Else

We had a great protest on our campus under our safe place safe space continuing education which was offered as extra credit toward accreditation entitled “Progress for Micro-aggression Affirmative Action 411”, almost a graduate level informational wonder of a program, I am proud to say, we all received a commemorative plaque to be added to our trophy rooms after the free pizza and hotdogs. I have taken over dads office space for my trophy collection since he is a privileged dropout from the workforce and usually found just staring out the window shaking his head for some reason. He is scheduled to see a Obama Care Certified Clinical Specialist for free medical treatment, counseling, and a full regimen of as seen on TV happy medicine, thank goodness. Where would we be without these visionary efforts of hope and change? We even made the lead story on the News! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-B4Gy8nQiDY

hungrypirana
hungrypirana

Won’t TRUMP and CRUZ hand out lollipops to secure the good votes?

Anon
Anon

They have to be made out of real sugar and natural flavorings, otherwise they would not be vegan.

Since these are only made in Mexico, our next president could easily be hispanic, or is that latino?

Anon
Anon
Anon
Anon

In other news

Fortified bread takes on a whole new meaning when ISIS gets involved

http://nypost.com/2016/10/26/isis-kills-250-kids-in-dough-kneader-burns-adults-alive/

After that, they caught some 250 kids and kneaded them like dough in the bakery dough machine,” Assaf said, according to media reports. “They were put in the dough mixer, they were kneaded. The oldest one of them was four-years-old.”

rebecca the feminist
rebecca the feminist

Absolutely true, the east German Stasi educated women and children about patriotism, and used them to monitor the men for non-compliance or rebellious behavior. Children were good at snitching on their parents.

Anon
Anon

They must have all played together with Soros

Anon
Anon

More potential voters no longer with us

http://nypost.com/2015/01/19/isis-executes-13-teens-for-watching-soccer/

ISIS jihadists publicly executed 13 teenage boys for watching a soccer match.

The group of teens was executed in public by a firing squad that used machine guns, according to Raqqa Is Being Slaughtered Silently, an activist group that exposes ISIS atrocities.

#fake-news

Pbier

Shouldn’t the government decide the maximum age when it is legal to abort a child? At the moment, post birth abortion is generally frowned upon but I think this is plain wrong given that the child is always and everywhere a part of the womyn’s body. Perhaps the legal age of abortion for the child should be raised until the age when the womyn giving birth to her own body ceases to be lifeforce active?

vacamuerta
vacamuerta

Am I alone in finding the photograph highly offensive and unrepresentative of our rainbow mix of children in the present year?!!. I can not see a single POC!!!.

Anon
Anon

If only the picture had been taken at the welfare office, it would have been much more representative of people of color, except perhaps for our yellow brothers.

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