Social Justice Warrior Fashion Trends

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Part of effective activism is looking the part. In order to attract people to our cause, we need to be well-groomed, looking good, and dressed to the nines, invoking envy and respect wherever we go. Social justice warriors are known to be among the most attractive and well-dressed people, always pushing the boundaries and setting new fashion trends. This article examines some of the most popular styles and trends in social justice fashion, and offers up some ideas for aspiring activists who want to look their best.

Large Framed Glasses

Glasses are the paragon of intelligence and status, and as SJWs have figured out, the larger the frames the more intellectual you are, so go super-size with those frames! Wearing large glasses will garner respect and admiration from others and will lend an air of superiority to everything you say.

Piercings

Nose rings, chin studs and multiple earrings are a symbol of defiance of capitalism and the patriarchy. Show those suit-wearing cut-throat capitalist pigs that you don’t conform to their lame standards, and won’t bow down to their system.

Colored Hair

Colored hair is the unspoken identifier of social justice warriors. If you see a girl with colored hair, you can be she’s a radical feminist, and if you see a guy or any member of the other 70 genders with colored hair, you can bet xe is a Marxist intellectual who rejects capitalism and blames white males for all the world’s ills.

Short Hair For Womyn

Long hair is an oppressive relic of the patriarchy, and having short hair, or better yet, a shaved head, is an utter repudiation of the patriarchy and immediately sets you apart from the crowd.

Dull, Lose Fitting Clothing

It’s important to wear dull colors and wear garments in large, unshapely sizes. You want to look as unappealing and depressing as possible, to remind people of how oppressed and unhappy with the state of the world you are.

Dressing like the average social justice warrior will make it impossible for you to pass an interview with an oppressive corporation, and will force you to lead a life of activism. It will get you funny looks from uptight conservatives, which will keep you in a permanent state of resentment and discontent, which is fuel for revolution. Being a true progressive is more than just a set of beliefs, and dressing right is essential to living up to your full potential as a social justice activist. So follow these tips, get out there and be miserable! The white capitalist patriarchy is oppressing you!

the Polish Jew incognito in Germany
the Polish Jew incognito in Germany

This is a masterpiece, as it can be summed in these two great words: teleological theology…. Everythig builds upon everything:’will make it impossible for you to pass an interview…which will keep you in a permanent state of resentment and discontent…essential to living up to your full potential…’
As it was so great, in the soirit of teleological theology I will allow myself to mention the third great word, the most holy word, so holy that we the progressives do not really allow ourselves to dwell upon it, nor allow ourselves to analyze it in the heretical way of so-called ‘conservatives’, who always asK ‘what will come out of this?’… Of course, the word is …attention….SALVATION… of the world, of course.
So, MDB, please go on with your great job of spreading teleological theology of salvation and may the heavenly Shofar sound for you one day!

PS’. Being an incognito Jew in Germany is still the only way to be a Jew here –
well, not each of us has a militant spirit of Henryk M. Broder – and I am even afraid that it may be, in fact, the Ground Zero of ‘der ewige Antisemitimus’…. ….

PS” On a yet more personal note, I really like the fact that MDB articles tend to come when I am just waking up in Europe, namely after the noon (heavy night of thinking the day before, of course). The best way to start a day, indeed!

Marinated Le Pen
Marinated Le Pen

Which concentration camp did you escape from? If you still have a lice problem, try out the new improved Zyklon B.

the Polish Jew incognito in Germany
the Polish Jew incognito in Germany

A few days ago a Jewish Council of Germany suggested visits to concentration camps as a way of combating antisemitism among young Muslim refugees.

https://www.tagesschau.de/inland/schuster-muslime-integration-101.html

You, however, are clearly not an innocent, ignorant victim of pseudo-secularist Baathist regimes of Middle Eeast, but a hardcore Nazi with a thoroughly rotten, immensely corrupted, fully rust-ridden iron heart you are… Such a heart can be melted only in the eternal fire of Auschwitz shame!
Therefore, you must visit every concentration camp and contemplate every one of barracks there, and each for at least a month!
I suggest (I order) you start your pilgrimage from Buchenwald. It is my humble dream, that the camp’s gate inscription, Jedem das Seine (to each his/her/xirs/zirs own) conveys a subconscious wish of every Nazi, every antisemite, every hater….a deep wish to wake up there, and to call the place Nazis true, one and only home! It is not we who want you there, it is you yourself who want to live in concentartion camps! That is the secret truth upon which no alt-rightist wants to meditate.

You can send updates of your pilgrimage to ADL and Der Spiegel. Well, we will watch you anyway, so your only hope is a cooperation.

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PS.[to the editor] I humbly suggest an article with the following title ‘Concentration Camps – a right dreamland…? Meditation upon KZ Buchenwald Gate.’

Marinated Le Pen
Marinated Le Pen

If you take Muslim refugees to Auschwitz, they’ll see that holocaust is a sham, that the “concentration camp” did not have properly sealed chambers to gas people to death, or there were no facilities to cremate the huge number of bodies that would have resulted.
That will lead to intense anti-sham-itism among Muslims.

As a Auschwitz camp escapee, don’t you want to combat the rising tide of anti-sham-itism?

the Polish Jew incognito in Germany
the Polish Jew incognito in Germany

FAKE NEWS UP THERE
First, stop pretending that Auschwitz was the only concentration camp! What about Birkenau, Buchenwald, and Bergen-Belsen, JUST FOR EXAMPLE?!
Second, young Muslim refugees who so eagerly are coming to Germany with their dreams of studying engineering and medicine, here will soon learn that Shoah simply follows as an inevitable corollary from engineering designs of Topf and Sons, as proved by a valiant heroin of a fight against certain cursed Englishman Irving, David…. the antisemitic beast was tamed by our great Deborah Lipstad! (Thank you, Deborah, thank you…).

Go to cinema, beast, and see THE TRUTH for yourself!

Pbier

Tattoos can also project the right image and show the world just how tolerant, cool, liberal and inclusive you are. Here is a fine example:

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trav777

DIE CIS SCUM is even better, it articulates the deserved resentment that people who don’t identify as trans or queer have earned by merely existing and being happier and better-adjusted.

#accredited-times-pick

LaserProphet
LaserProphet

It is also not a coincidence that the greatest concentration of “cis scum” on Earth is literally called “the CIS” (look it up), and is comprised of LGBTQ+ rights violators like Russia, Kazakhstan, Belarus, etc. – the kind of targets the term “countervalue nuclear first strike” was made for!

#accredited-times-pick

hungrypirana
hungrypirana

Trump has declared his love of protestors’ youthful energy and approves of any type of apparel, especially when svelte womyn wear none. I’ve heard him mention a good pair of stolen running shoes are essential for fattys, blacks and anyone with a beard.

#sexist

Anon
Anon

Is there a run on faux combat style type clothing or is that a right wing thing?

hungrypirana
hungrypirana

Combat boots are OK for men, but womyn with running shoes wiggle better.

#sexist

TiptoeThroughTheTerminology
TiptoeThroughTheTerminology

I believe the new directive is to cut out the nipple holes in all shirts and burkhas thus exposing all nipples to the biting cold of the patriarchy and keeping them stiff in opposition.

Marinated Le Pen
Marinated Le Pen

SJWs look better dressed than the riot police, SWAT teams, or the SEALs. At least you can see their faces and arms. The others are fully covered in gear and protective equipment, you can hardly make out if they are human or robot.

IThinkThereforeIAm (ITTIA)
IThinkThereforeIAm (ITTIA)

I think it’s so unfair that the racist white inbred redneck christian’s get to dress in their camos with their Harley decor. We need to take that fashion statement from them along with their Pro-gun t-shirts, but then they would probably start walking around in flesh of poor innocent animals.

Ch,ch,ch,changing
Ch,ch,ch,changing

As someone who has recently seen the light and is still learning to check their privilege, I’ve found this article very enlightening. I do however have some questions that I hope the AT readers can help me with so that I can further conform to the progressive standards.

1. Listening to Darius Rucker’s music? He is a man of color, but did he sell out to the white man’s capitalist ways?

2. Drinking beer? Is it okay to drink micro brewed beer or should I go for more of the mainstream brews regardless of the cost?

3. Wearing plaid button up shirts? Are they a sign of racist oppression?

4. Is it okay to be a Christian so long as I acknowledge that I’m inferior to everyone else’s religion? If not can I still celebrate Christmas?

Thank you all for the wonderful insights in to a new world and please keep up the great work your doing.

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