Part of effective activism is looking the part. In order to attract people to our cause, we need to be well-groomed, looking good, and dressed to the nines, invoking envy and respect wherever we go. Social justice warriors are known to be among the most attractive and well-dressed people, always pushing the boundaries and setting new fashion trends. This article examines some of the most popular styles and trends in social justice fashion, and offers up some ideas for aspiring activists who want to look their best.
Large Framed Glasses
Glasses are the paragon of intelligence and status, and as SJWs have figured out, the larger the frames the more intellectual you are, so go super-size with those frames! Wearing large glasses will garner respect and admiration from others and will lend an air of superiority to everything you say.
Nose rings, chin studs and multiple earrings are a symbol of defiance of capitalism and the patriarchy. Show those suit-wearing cut-throat capitalist pigs that you don’t conform to their lame standards, and won’t bow down to their system.
Colored hair is the unspoken identifier of social justice warriors. If you see a girl with colored hair, you can be she’s a radical feminist, and if you see a guy or any member of the other 70 genders with colored hair, you can bet xe is a Marxist intellectual who rejects capitalism and blames white males for all the world’s ills.
Short Hair For Womyn
Long hair is an oppressive relic of the patriarchy, and having short hair, or better yet, a shaved head, is an utter repudiation of the patriarchy and immediately sets you apart from the crowd.
Dull, Lose Fitting Clothing
It’s important to wear dull colors and wear garments in large, unshapely sizes. You want to look as unappealing and depressing as possible, to remind people of how oppressed and unhappy with the state of the world you are.
Dressing like the average social justice warrior will make it impossible for you to pass an interview with an oppressive corporation, and will force you to lead a life of activism. It will get you funny looks from uptight conservatives, which will keep you in a permanent state of resentment and discontent, which is fuel for revolution. Being a true progressive is more than just a set of beliefs, and dressing right is essential to living up to your full potential as a social justice activist. So follow these tips, get out there and be miserable! The white capitalist patriarchy is oppressing you!