The Cryptocurrency Behind The Global Cyber Attacks

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Tens of thousands of companies, institutions and even hospitals around the world are literally being held to ransom following cyber-attacks carried out yesterday. Using sophisticated ‘ransomware’, computer hackers were able to hack into and paralyse some 57,000 computer systems in over 100 countries. Victims of the attacks found their computers screens frozen, with a message telling them to pay the hackers hundreds of dollars in ‘Bitcoin’ immediately or risk have their data wiped.

Whilst traitor Edward Snowdon blames the NSA for the attacks, more accredited fingers are pointing towards a Russian gang called Shadow Brokers.

Although much current focus is on the vulnerabilities of the Microsoft software that allowed these attacks to happen, the Accredited Times is equally concerned by the hackers’ demands for Bitcoin, a so called crypto-currency. Bitcoin is generally defined as:

a type of digital currency in which encryption techniques are used to regulate the generation of units of currency and verify the transfer of funds, operating independently of a central bank.” [emphasis added]

As we know, it is only criminals such as drug barons, arms dealers, computer hackers, and money launderers who make transactions using unaccredited currency outside the banking system.  We should always be suspicious of any transactions that are not overseen by a central bank.

Alternative money such as precious metals (gold, silver), crypto currency and even bank notes are far harder for authorities and regulators to track. For this reason, it is advisable to report any suspected purchases of gold & silver coins to the authorities; whilst legal in some restricted circumstances, hoarding of precious metals and bitcoins transfers wealth outside the banking system and makes us all poorer.

In order to stop the crooks in their tracks, all alternative forms of money needs to be outlawed as soon as possible. Since we have seen that these hackers are operating on a global scale, the solution has to be a global one. We need firstly to extend the powers of the Bank For International Settlements, World Bank, IMF. The next step will be to create an overarching Global Central Bank with the ability to monitor all world citizens’ transactions, freeze accounts instantaneously if needed, deduct taxes directly from peoples’ bank accounts and generally act as global watchdog.

The hackers have brazenly stuck up their proverbial two fingers at the world. We need to strike back where it hurts most: banning all alternative money. We anticipate that the accredited media will surely start reporting on the evils of ‘bitcoin’ in the aftermath of this latest incident, with a view to it being outlawed soon. In the meantime, we must remain alert and afraid.

Anon
Anon

Maybe they should have asked for gold.

and how can anyone defame a currency based on ones and zeros? It’s like eating your pet guinea pig.

Math teachers should call for a crusade against all scum defaming bitcoins.

drb6
drb6

Alt-right do not believe in paper money because paper can be printed at will, yet they somehow think that ones and zeros in a Russian hackers computer (e.i. Bitcoin) is somehow more valuable.

MillionDollarBonus

Ironic isn’t it? The truth of course is that the US dollar is backed by the full faith and credit of the US government, whereas Bitcoin isn’t backed by anything other than the Russian mafia and Colombian drug cartels.

MillionDollarBonus

Bitcoin is not an accredited currency and should therefore be banned. Anything that isn’t accredited should be banned. And of course, it goes without saying that this was the Russians. If you follow a narrative-based thinking process, like we accredited journalists do, then there is only one group of people who could have done this – the Russians. It doesn’t matter what the evidence indicates. Never let a crisis go to waste.

Anon
Anon

and lest I forget

The only good Central Banker is an Impaled Central Banker.

Especially Jewish type Central Bankers.

#antisemitic

hungrypirana
hungrypirana

Los banqueros centrales son idiotas phd. Look at Venezuela….

#fake-news

hungrypirana
hungrypirana

hungrypirana
hungrypirana

youtube /watch?v=VBf66wAMpVQ

MillionDollarBonus

Venezuela was destroyed by CAPITALIST oil companies who lowered the price of oil, you lying pig! TRUE communism never fails!

Anon
Anon

It is true that stealing and killing never fails for the thieves and killers

Anon
Anon

In other news

During the recent French Election, millions of ballots for Le Pen, sent to voters, were torn and by French Law were no longer valid.

Meanwhile voters for Macron got two or more undamaged ballots.

No vote fraud investigation by the newly elected Macron government are expected to take place.

#fake-news

richandrenee

If Edward Snowden and Julian Assange won’t repent and get a sex-change they need to go to prison for the remainder of their natural lives.

At least Chelsea Manning has made some attempt at reforming herself. We won’t know how sincere she is until she starts living the transgender lifestyle though.

Jim
Jim

What’s the transgender lifestyle? Huffing air-duster and turning cheap tricks?

Anon
Anon

Dying by age 35

drb6
drb6

Chelsea Manning has sold out to Russians by disclosing our military (run at that time by Obama) secrets. While xer sex change mitigates xer guilt (partially), xe should still be imprisoned.

MillionDollarBonus

As an accredited journalist, my job is to use Manning to normalize transgenderism, while at the same time demonize her for compromising the security of our government.

#accredited-times-pick

drb6
drb6

Correct. While xer should be admonished and punished for defying authority of our infallible government,* xer should also be praised for having courage to change gender from rapist to womyn.

* Government is infallible if lead by a minority or womyn.

Anon
Anon

In still other news

Clinton fires FBI directer on the day before Vince Foster dies.

The FBI then decides that Vince Foster committed suicide, despite a lack of blood at the scene, his thumb being stuck in the trigger guard making it impossible to pull the trigger and TWO bullet holes to the back of the head.

Marinated Le Pen
Marinated Le Pen

You cannot remain “alert and afraid”, if you are in fear, you are not as alert as you should be. Animals in the wild will start to fear only in the final stages when they lose out or otherwise feel cornered. Domestic animals that are restrained or cooped up, will be afraid as soon as they sense a wild predator nearby. So all this can only mean that humans are restrained, caged up or cornered with limited choices.

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