Diverse Methods Of Courting Women

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Before I checked my privilege, I had a very limited view of how a man was supposed to court a woman. Patriarchal western movies had taught me that taking her on a date, giving her flowers and getting to know her were all essential parts of the process. But recently I was chatting to a Thai air hostess I’m dating, who lives in the very progressive country of Qatar, and to my shock she revealed that the courting methods there and in other progressive developing countries she has visited are far more romantic, and put our western standards to shame.

In the Arab world, most marriages are arranged, and there is no dating whatsoever. Families will simply sell their sons and daughters off to accredited partners. This is much more progressive than the way things are done in the west. With arranged marriages, people who would normally be discriminated against based on their looks can still find good partners; so you can be a member of the fat-acceptance movement, and people are forced to accept you. The Arab world also forces womyn to cover up, creating a true egalitarian level playing field where no woman is more attractive than another, and nobody has to feel inadequate or put any effort into improving their appearance – a true progressive dream!

Apparently the Arabs and Indians who approach non-Muslim women will simply hoot and then hold their phones to the window of the car with their number on it, graciously offering women a chance to take down their number and contact them later – how romantic! This shows assertiveness and decisiveness, traits that we know women like very much. This really sets these Arab gentlemen apart from timid white men who ask women on dates.

Others in developing countries will simply approach groups of women and say “hey, let’s be friends”, and then start barking orders at the submissive women too scared to say no. This helps break the ice, and gives unassertive women the opportunity to be with a man they might otherwise be too shy to show any interest in, who is sure to treat her well if he’s not a wife-beating white male. This sounds like a paradise for feminists.

Clearly white men, the architects of rape culture, have a lot to learn from developing countries, and especially the Arab world, about how to court women. Our patronizing habit of buying them dinner and conversing with them just proves how sexist and out of touch we are. It’s time for us to adopt the more straight forward and honest approach of holding your phone to the window, and shouting at every woman you pass, as this is far more cultured and forward-thinking. It’s time to take down the white western patriarchy once and for all, and bring these cultured dating methods to the west, so that western feminists can finally get the proper treatment that they deserve.

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anon
anon

Do it like the Muslims

Go with Option 1: Mary your cousin (just like your previous 97 generations) and father some retards

or

you could go with Option 2: Kidnap a wife!

#islamophobic

Pbier

Well, we know from their articles in the likes of Huffington Post and the Daily Kos that Western feminists have a deep appreciation for the Arab culture and how superior it is to our patriarchal society; I sometimes wonder why they don’t all move en masse to places like Qatar and Saudi Arabia where they can be treated to very modern romancing techniques.

Some say that Saudi culture frowns on alcohol and drugs, but this can’t be right as I’ve frequently read of women there getting stoned all the time.

anon
anon

It’s their guilt complex working overtime.

They know that they deserve a SEVERE beating and they are looking for someone to do it.

Muslims with their cultural norms of beating wives to just shy of breaking bone, mutilating the face and poking out eyes, are the best candidates to deliver said beating.

trav777

We also know that women DO NOT LIKE SEX. They hate it. It’s rape.

If it weren’t, why would they so frequently get drunk, engage in it, and then call it rape a few days later?

Pbier

Thank goodness that’s not happened to me yet, Trav. Fingers crossed for you in the meantime.

It is definitely better to have arranged marriages so that every single person involved in that relationship consents properly up front (except for the couple itself of course).

anon
anon

who cares about young girls killing themselves to avoid male Muslim scum

https://www.naij.com/70475.html

An 11-year-old girl doused herself in petrol and set herself ablaze to avoid an arranged marriage to a man more than 20 years her senior. After Mashid Rezai, from northern Iran, recovered from her burns in hospital, her own father beat her heavily as she ‘shamed’ her family.

Marinated Le Pen
Marinated Le Pen

American marriages, that come out of pure love, expressed by the man who goes on his knees with a diamond ring that he can’t afford, and with a sweet “Will you marry me?” grin, ends up in 60% divorce rates.

The whole love marriage thing is so good, one should do that several times. If possible one should love several likely marriage partners at the same time.

anon
anon

Why tie yourself to one partner when you don’t have to?

Ignore such things as messy divorces, who takes care of the kids, the ever increasing chances of getting some sort of VD, and getting a reputation as a scum or a scank.

The thrill of the moment overrides all.

Pbier

At last, Onan, you are speaking like a true progressive – down with the traditional nuclear family and the whole notion of one spouse for a life commitment, or even having children in the first place!

It’s not as though a 7th century religion is ever going to outbreed the likes of you and impose their own vaues on the rest of the world.

anon
anon

There is a simple solution to Muslim over breeding

We just need to stop sending you food and then watch as you kill each other over the insufficient food you do produce

or for that matter

as you kill each other over whether praying 3 times or 5 times a day is sufficient.

A true Muslim would pray 50 times a day as originally commanded by Allah. Moses has no pull on Allah to reduce that to 5.

anon
anon

and how come The Great Mo never ever talked with God (not Allah) directly.

God talked with Moses, Abraham, Jesus and according to Muslims even Alexander. He talked to so many people you’d thing he had a “friends list”

sadly The Great Mo never made it on the list and had to talk through go betweens.

Sorta like an unwanted stepson

snicker!

Pbier

Some doubtful people would say that the ‘Angel Gabriel’ to whom Mo allegedly spoke was basically a demonic entity and that the saying ‘you shall know them by their fruit’ means Islam is similarly demonic in nature.

However, we know from the accredited media and our top politicians that Islam is a religion of peace and they must surely know better than us.

anon
anon

Allah is totally NOT the Greatest Deceiver.

ROTFLMAO!!!!

Pbier

Again, non-accredited sources claim that Allah = Satan. Why does this make you make you roll on floor in a laughing manner? Would this not be a tragedy for a billion+ people?

anon
anon

If you want to worship a bandy legged dwarf (likely with a stinky smell) there is no hope for you.

Besides what is wrong with a slave paying a visit to his Master?

anon
anon

My favorite description of Allah

There is a quote that describes how not to confuse the Anti-Christ with Allah. The Anti Christ is a scruffy bandy legged dwarf (likely with a stinky smell) and the only difference is that Allah has two eyes, while the Anti-Christ only has one.

Directly from the Muslims, Allah looks like the Anti Christ except for the eye thing, so Allah is a scruffy bandy legged dwarf (likely with a stinky smell) with two eyes.

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