Bill Nye the science guy has done so much to prove that science rules and gays are cool -while the evil bigot Jonathan Wells has pretty much done nothing to establish the facts we all need to back up our fantastic progressive worldview.
- Science guy
- Common sense
- Darwinian winner
- Weirdo conspiracy theorist
We hope this makes it clear that there is no room in objective reality science for nutjobs, like Jonathan Wells, who refuse to March for Science. Bill Nye is the science guy – trust him.