Body Language Techniques For Social Justice Warriors

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Studies say that 90% of communication is non-verbal, and as progressives know, effective communication, albeit one-sided and rhetorical, is key to spreading our message of peace, tolerance and understanding (of everyone but conservatives, Christians and white males). Therefore, it is essential that we understand how to use body language to maximize our impact, including effective facial expressions, posture, gait and physical antics. 

The first and most important body language technique, which every progressive should have under their belt, is a fierce and threatening glare. When you express moral outrage, you need to back it up with an angry facial expression, wide eyes and an upright combat-ready posture, letting everyone know that if they dare question what you say, you are ready to transform into a crazy wild animal, screaming and shouting abuse and moral condemnation at your adversaries and creating an all-round embarrassing scene. This will warn people not to question you in any way, allowing you to repeat progressive narratives with impunity while your critics cower in silence.

Another technique, which is very useful at protests when being confronted by conservatives, is to flail your arms wildly and scream, shifting unpredictably into many different postures and darting back into the crowd and then back at your opponents again. This disorients your critics, and makes it harder for them to get their message across coherently. If they stutter in exasperation, you can then prompt them for an immediate response, capitalizing on their state of confusion by making it look as if they are unsure of themselves.

Next, we have the sullen, discontent look, which is indicated by a frown, accompanied with an aggressive, defiant gait and posture. This is again useful for scaring away anyone who might question your narratives, by letting them know that they will have a fight on their hands if they do. We also have the exact opposite style, which is to have a smug, content look on your face, with eyes closed and head tilted back, as you chant progressive slogans, signalling that you are so sure of yourself that there is no point in arguing with you.

From eye-rolling to laughing, to holding your hands up innocently while blocking and ramming conservative marches, progressives have a range of body language tools at their disposal. So let’s get out there and let conservatives know that no matter how much reason and evidence they throw at us, we will not be divided and resistance is futile.

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IThinkThereforeIAm (ITTIA)
IThinkThereforeIAm (ITTIA)

Thank you for publishing the tools of our trade for new progressives and even as a refresher for the seasoned veterans. It’s important for all of us to combat our one common enemy, which is the thread that binds us together, the “conservatives, Christians and white males.” Now a person may think that once we defeat these social criminals, the possibility arises that we will begin to attack one another, but that will not be the case… We will continue cast blame against these privileged bastards for centuries after their downfall and what glorious day that will be.

anon
anon

I propose that Social Justice Warriors learn to convincingly pucker up and KISS ASS.

A body language technique that has stood the test of time.

Faccia di Bruto
Faccia di Bruto

Let us not forget the effectiveness of a good brow beating. Sometimes less is more and just holding an accusatory facial disposition can be all that is necessary especially when a logical argument is not available.

anon
anon

Does the brow beating lead to an actual beating?

So many Social Justice Warriors are into actually beating up people these days.

Even random strangers.

Make my votes count
Make my votes count

All great advice.
During a real tense argument I like to hit them with a stream of pepper spray or some bodily fluids. Females and old people are the best as they overreact.

For the real defiant cismales with toxic masculinity a padlock in a sock usually shuts them up quickly.

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