Did White Cis Gendered Males Cause The Extinction Of The Dinosaurs?

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[The following is an extract from a soon-to-be published academic thesis. Awaiting funding from UNESCO to complete]

Chart 1: The science is settled. Empirical data shows striking correlation between growth in numbers of cis-gendered white males and an exponential decrease in dinosaur numbers. R-squared is close to 1.

Abstract

Genesis 1 places in time the creation of the first cis gendered white male (Adam) approximately six days (i.e. 144 hours) after the creation of the Earth itself. We know from the Torah that this creation event itself was around 5700 years ago. Our logical conclusion therefore must be that dinosaurs and white cis-gendered males co-existed. 

The androcentric scientific and meta-scientific evidence that the dinosaurs were wiped out by a cataclysmic event (such as a meteor or asteroid strike on Earth) is considered overwhelming and largely uncontroversial. However, new evidence from critical race theory [O/S – to be collected] indicates rather White cis-gendered male oppression is a more likely factor.

Introduction 

The anthropology of feminist sensibility is revolutionary in its omniscience. At the same time, the fragmentation of ‘White-Male’ objectivity is independent in its simplicity [Baker]. The foresight of gender fluidity is quite paradoxical in its romanticism. What clues do these bold assertions hold for the fate of the dinosaurs? Can these in turn be juxtaposed to permit a general “reconciliation” (pace: N’guto) with White cis-gendered Males’ oppression?

If one examines the modernist narrative, one is faced with a choice: either
reject capitalist discourse or conclude that the State is part of the
meaninglessness of art. But if the modernist narrative holds, we have to choose
between subcultural materialism and Sartreist absurdity – neither of which is a satisfactory explanation for the demise of the Tyrannosaurus Rex. Derrida promotes the
use of capitalist discourse to deconstruct the status quo.

In the works of Burroughs, a predominant concept is the distinction between
without and within. In a sense, the main theme of the works of Burroughs is the
economy, and some would say the collapse, of neocultural reality. Sartre
suggests the use of modernist narrative to read and challenge sexual identity. Was the Tyrannosaurus Rex in fact gender queer? One of the myths of modern ‘dinosaur porn’ is that these fearsome creatures were heterosexual. In fact…[to be continued]

IThinkThereforeIAm (ITTIA)
IThinkThereforeIAm (ITTIA)

It’s so exciting to be on the cutting edge of this.

trav777

I must commend Everyday Feminism…their article on privilege was great.

About how privilege is systemic- they use the example of a disabled person versus a fully-abled one. However, this confuses me because it would seem to assert that inequality is structural, as a matter of like genetics or something.

Because they never actually define what privileges privilege gets you and how those originated. In the case of someone born with a birth defect, it’s a physical defect provided by the “universe” or otherwise random chance. It would seem that in this case, someone who is good looking or tall or intelligent would have privilege…but that this privilege is a matter of like biology or something.

This cannot be, because we all know that white privilege is what causes certain groups to be shorter than others and whatnot.

MillionDollarBonus

But Trav, as you said, quantum theory, invented by clever scientists, indicates that things can be both true and false at the same time! So we progressives can simply accept or deny genetics as and when it suits our narratives.

Before, we used to think that when a hypothesis led to a contradiction, this was proof that it was false (reductio ad absurdum). But now we know from quantum physicists that contradictions are true and should be given names like “the xyz paradox”.

MillionDollarBonus

Wow – simply breathtaking analysis Pbier! Your use of post-modern, dialectic syllogism to compare neo-cultural norms to the Marxist ideal, is simply stunning. I will be blown away if UNESCO fails to fund this masterpiece!

Spankasaurus Wrecks
Spankasaurus Wrecks

As scientific as this article is, it still doesn’t take into account the feelings of the LGBQTTNBQ community. How can such a scholarly article such as this come to any sort of real conclusion without consulting the likes of Rachel Maddow or Lena Dunham? If they feel that the dinosaurs were wiped out by cis-gendered white males then they in fact were. Any supposed “evidence” to the contrary would be a false narrative posited by the cis-NAZI’s trying to cover up their evil doings.

MillionDollarBonus

Logic, evidence and reason are inventions of cis white males and are therefore tools of oppression and racism.

Eyshe
Eyshe

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