Israel, Israel, Israel

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It has been a seemingly long time here at AT since we focused on our greatest friend and ally in the entire world, and the greatest friend and ally that anybody could ever have for all time, Israel. Thus, this article is focused solely on them. Elsewhere, they are barely mentioned, ever.

It’s also important to take a moment to remember the Holocaust. And to never forget it and to be constantly reminded. Six billion Jews died at the hands of evil Germans, merely for the color of their skin. Ruminate on that. Six. Billion.

 

 

 

 

 

 

That’s a lot of lampshades.

Join with me and George Bush in asking the critical question about school education- “is our children learning (about the Holocaust)?”

Are we doing enough to help Israel? We send billions of dollars…but is it enough?

According to this report, we have provided $127.4 billion to Israel since WW2, approximately $2 for every Jew killed in the Holocaust. A mere $2…it simply isn’t enough compensation for being the greatest beacon of peace in the Middle East as well as the closest ally that could possibly exist. Join with me in calling for a double or tripling or six billioning of that amount, to reflect the proper support for this indispensable partner.

We also need to promptly attack and destroy any nation Israel doesn’t like or considers a rival. Or which neighbors it. The Israelis are constantly under threat from all sides, sort of like a paranoid person, except really real. We should commit our military immediately to rectify this, and honestly the amount of “collateral damage” inflicted is irrelevant. Remember – 6 billion. A few Arab terrorist children might have been slightly inconvenienced in our recent military campaigns, but the 6 billion are dead and constantly calling to us from the thousand or so Holocaust museums in every major city.

Congress is standing to applaud Bibi, are you ready to as well? Or do you disagree with anything I’ve just said and are therefore an anti-Semite?

Israel Israel Israel.

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MillionDollarBonus

I guess the fact that Israel escaped the attention of our accredited authors for so long is evidence of rampant unconscious antisemitism that even permeates sites like this, who’s editors stand unequivocally with Israel in all of their endeavors.

Israel must be very important to the interests of average Americans, because they have universal bipartisan support from accredited politicians across the political spectrum. If something is agreed upon by both Republicans AND Democrats, you can bet it’s sensible and in our best interests.

Our brave American soldiers stand ready and willing to fight and die for our greatest ally, Israel, and our tax-payers stand ready to foot the bill. No price is too high to support an ally that wouldn’t hesitate to do the same for us. They are literally the ONLY DEMOCRACY IN THE MIDDLE EAST! … THE ONLY DEMOCRACY IN THE MIDDLE EAST! Doesn’t this warrant our infinite unconditional support?

Pbier

I think I have a solution to the toxic anti-semitism that still infects each and everyone of us. OK, so it’s a solution borrowed from our friends at Everyday Feminism, who offer a healing programme from toxic whiteness for a mere $97: https://compassionateactivism.leadpages.co/htw-program-jan-2017/?mc_cid=3e5d684f92&mc_eid=%5BUNIQID%5D

For a one-off fee of $97, Accredited Times can help its readers be cured of toxic anti-semitism. Here’s how it works (using near identical language to the EF programme):

“Once you notice just how insidious and ingrained anti-semitism really is – and how often you find yourself unintentionally upholding it – it can feel like your whole worldview is being shaken.

As you think about what you personally can do to address anti-semitism, you may find yourself wrestling with questions like:
•How can I make sure I don’t accidentally say something that’s anti-semitic and hurts people I care about?
•I know I need to speak up against anti-semitism more, but when does speaking up cross the line into speaking over people of the Jewish persuasion?
•What do I do when I discover I’ve been subconsciously stereotyping and judging Jewish people?
•I feel so guilty about having non-Jewish privilege, but am I really willing to give up that privilege? Do I even know what that means?
•How can I figure out what I should be doing to fight anti-semitism without burdening people of Jewish persuasion by constantly asking them what I should do?
•How do I deal with the fact that I’m scared to talk to other non-Jewish people about anti-semitism when they often get really angry at me?”

MillionDollarBonus

I think it’s absolutely disgusting that due to financial pressures, Everyday Feminism is forced to resort to capitalism to fund its operations, by offering a service that people can voluntarily choose to pay for. This is the world that right wingers would have us live in – a world in which social activists don’t get government funding, and people have to provide value to others in order to get paid, instead of getting a well-deserved living wage, which is a HUMAN RIGHT.

This is another example of white privilege, because whites know very well that they would be expected to fund the bulk of a living wage, and that minorities would disproportionately benefit and continue to outbreed them into insignificance. How racist of them not to want this!

Anon
Anon

I prefer we send all the Jews to Israel, cut of all aid, refuse to sell them any sort of weapons and sit bakc with some popcorn as they as the Muslims kill each other.

Will the outnumbered backstabbing Jews win?

or the more numerous but incompetent Muslims?

Remember NukeMeccaFirstTelAvivSecond.

#antisemitic

Anon
Anon

It is a shame that this sites censors are so busy watching porn videos hat they cannot identify Islamophobia even if hit on the head by a pissed on Koran.

NukeMeccaFirst should have provided a small hint.

Disclaimer: The piss on the Koran is actually from a camel, and it was pissed on due to the magical medicinal effects of camel urine as described in the Infallible and Eternal Koran itself.

What better way to deliver a dope slap then with a Koran covered in camel piss, which will undoubtedly deliver its healing properties to the head being dope slapped.

Undoubtedly! Especially if hit repeatedly!

#islamophobic

Pbier

In order to identify the Islamaphobia in your posts I guess I would have to read them and not yawn when I see the same points raised over and over and over and over and over again.

Sometimes it seems it is possible to be both the turd and the flies.

Anon
Anon

Well you read this one and you read the one about Mohammad wearing little girls clothing to get divine revelation from Allah seeing as you deleted that one

THREE TIMES

again shame on this site for deleting material on the “trans” tendencies of Mohammad as he tried to channel his inner young girl.

I believe rickandrenee should take you to the woodshed in order to show you the error of your ways. Perhaps by dressing you up in women’s clothing and then beating you up with a hockey stick – for half an hour.

I hear that’s a Muslim thing.

Anon
Anon

Today we again remember the USS Liberty, a US Navel ship attacked and almost sunk by unmarked Israeli planes

Because they are out friends

and we again remember those Mosaad agents dancing for joy on 9/11

Because they are out friends

#antisemitic

MillionDollarBonus

The USS Liberty incident was an honest mistake! Mistakes happen! Are you seriously suggesting that we cut ties with our most valuable and loyal ally in the entire world, and the ONLY … THE ONLY … democracy in the Middle East, just because of a minor accident??

Anon
Anon

You forgot to apologize for the Mosaad agents dancing for joy over the death of thousands of Americans.

#conspiracy-theory

Black Lives Matter

And what were you doing when WHITE AMERICANS danced for joy over the lynchings of thousands of innocent African-Americans??? What were you doing when WHITE AMERICANS cheered the assassinations of Mike Brown, Trayvon Martin, Freddie Gray, Eric Garner, Tamir Rice, Philando Castile, and Alton Sterling??? What were you doing when WHITE AMERICANS danced for joy over bombings of Africans in places like Somalia and innocent Muslims in places like Afghanistan and Iraq. WHITES are DEVILS.

Anon
Anon

Well! If it isn’t for the fact that blacks are at least 10 times as likely to shoot and kill someone as whites (or Asians or Hispanics), fewer blacks would get shot and killed by accident.

BTW: what were you doing when a black man shot and killed 2 police officers, one Asian and the other a Hispanic in what was plainly NOT AN ACCIDENT?

http://nypost.com/2014/12/20/2-nypd-cops-shot-execution-style-in-brooklyn/

Officers Wenjian Liu and Rafael Ramos were working overtime as part of an anti-terrorism drill in Bedford-Stuyvesant just before 3 p.m. when they were shot point-blank in the head by lone gunman Ismaaiyl Brinsley, 28,

Black Lives Matter

Why is the lampshade white??? The Nation of Israel is BLACK. Could it be that the Corporate Media doesn’t want African-Americans to know our true roots? We are descended from the kings of the Bible and the Quran. David, Solomon, and Jesus were were BLACK.

SixBillionTooFew
SixBillionTooFew

Those lampshades were made from Ashkenazic Jews. The Sephardic Jews are black.

http://www.jewfaq.org/ashkseph.htm

Black Lives Matter

So the Corporate Media picks the WHITE lampshade while ignoring the BLACK victims??? This just makes the racism even worse.

MillionDollarBonus

According to Afrocentric scholars, Shakespeare was also black. Just look at these professors of Afrocentrism visit Shakespeare’s burial ground and demonstrate incontrovertibly that he was BLACK:

Black Lives Matter

And who invented the English language? That’s right, SHAKESPEARE, an African-American. Whites wouldn’t even be able to speak were it not for People of Color. YET THEY SILENCE US EVERY DAY.

MillionDollarBonus

Not just Shakespeare, but pretty much every Englishman of any merit was BLACK! Just look at these Afrocentric scholars school the IGNORANT Louis Theroux about how blacks used to rule Europe and will once again be KINGS and reign supreme over whites! (Ignore the racist title of the video)

IThinkThereforeIAm (ITTIA)
IThinkThereforeIAm (ITTIA)

Let me get this straight. According to the video Jesus was Black and therefore Christianity is actually a good thing unless its practiced by white folks? Just when I think I have a handle on all things progressive, I learn something new. Now I can celebrate Christmas and not feel racist but will I be guilty of cultural appropriations?

SixBillionTooFew
SixBillionTooFew

If only Hitler had had more time…

#antisemitic

Black Lives Matter

What?

SixBillionTooFew
SixBillionTooFew

Had he more time …
… he coulda finished his mission.

Black Lives Matter

What mission was that? I thought you racist crackers didn’t believe in facts like the Holocaust?

Anon
Anon

Obviously send them all on an all expense paid trip to Madagascar.

Sadly many Jews turned in their tickets half way and stayed in Palestine.

ROTFLMAO!!!!!

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