NEW YORK (Accredited Times) – Since Donald Trump’s “election,” the rich have gotten richer while stocks, bonds, and other asset prices have climbed higher. Meanwhile, the poor, middle, and working classes have become destitute as propagandists pump mindless capitalist entertainment, like anime, into their Cheetos-addled consciousnesses.
It’s time for Janet Yellen to put a stop to it all.
Professors Richard Cloward and Frances Fox Piven of Columbia University provided the blueprint:
- Collapse the economy.
- Precipitate a crisis.
- Institute a democratic socialist utopia a la North Korea.
Only you can do it, Janet. Only you can stop Trump. Please raise interest rates as high as possible, and collapse the economy. Then we can guarantee our next President will be a good one and will lead this country back to the left: