How The IMF Promotes Equality and World Peace

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The International Monetary Fund is one of the cornerstones of the global economy, and a key organization in the funding, governing and development of third world countries. Founded at the 1944 Bretton Woods conference, and inspired by the works of the great economist, John Maynard Keynes, the IMF has been a centerpiece of the global economy for over seven decades, and has overseen astounding developments in technology, economic conditions for the third world and a reduction in global conflict, for which its economists and bankers can take much due credit.

The IMF takes contributions from its member states, and lends to struggling countries in need of financial assistance. In order to help these struggling countries get their economies back on track, the IMF’s highly accredited economic and political advisers, lead by feminist hero Christine Lagarde, will require their debtor countries to implement various policies to improve economic growth. These policies inevitably include free trade measures such as giving no-bid contracts to accredited companies, allowing accredited multinationals to sell their products instead of favoring local businesses, handing over sovereignty to international organizations who can manage their economy better, and a host of other important measures. The IMF also encourages their debtors to implement strong fiscal stimulus programs and bailouts when necessary, to ensure that key accredited companies have the funds they need to continue growing their economies.

In the rare case that countries protest about the debt they have incurred, the IMF and its member states will unleash economic hell, shutting off their trade and all other sources of funding, causing total carnage and riots in the streets. So it’s best to do what the IMF says, and let their political advisers decide policy in your country. Some people protest that through the IMF, their policy is being determined by a group of unelected international special interests, and that they are inheriting debt they never personally chose to incur. But these people rarely have any formal education in economics, so their views can be safely dismissed as reactionary ignorance.

To those who say that the IMF is a loan-sharking organization that lends to countries knowing full-well that they will never pay them back, and supports various international corporate interests with tax-payer’s money, I would say you need to get an education in economics and political science. Virtually every respected economist and political scholar agrees that the IMF is essential to global progress, so what right do you have to reject such a lofty organization, which is spoken about in such matter-of-fact terms by the accredited media? People need to accept the IMF as a permanent feature of modern commerce, because without them, global economic progress would likely slow to a grinding halt.

Anon
Anon

The IMF: just another Jew controlled organization to rip off the Goy.

#antisemitic

Vladmir Putin
Vladmir Putin

Looks like someone locked the conference room and threw away the keys. Where’s the staff at AKKKredited Times? Can you put some pictures of the conference attendees clawing at the door trying to find a way out?
Or are you guys too busy with the Klan rally?

Zimbabways And Means
Zimbabways And Means

You can’t be the real Vladimir Putin since you spelled his name wrong. You’re probably one of those Alt-Right trolls that just tries to discredit us progressives and tries to make us look silly with astute and relevant observations.

Vladmir Putin
Vladmir Putin

There is no real Vladimir Putin. Did I not mention my plastic surgery and how I got my cheeks trimmed? My name went under the knife and got trimmed too.

Anon
Anon

Can that doctor trim MillionDollarBonus to OneCentBonus or OneInchBoner?

Anon
Anon

It’s possible that BLM, finally realized that after abandoning the BLACK JESUS for the pedophile BROWN Mohammad who owned BLACK SLAVES, and this week getting much overworked by a certain Hungarian JEW, has rebelled and is relaxing in his tub, after manually heating up enough water on his one working burner stove.

His run down JEW owned ghetto home has been without hot running water for the past 3 months. Unfortunately he can’t afford anything better as his pay at Accredited times is docked for his 3 kids child support and as well as substantial cut to pay off a loan he took from his “gangsta” buddies in the hood. The support of blacks toward blacks is so thick it can be cut with a combat knife.

#islamophobic

Anon
Anon

It is rumored that the loan has something to do with a certain brainless white chick stuck overseas and in need of a plane ticket.

#sexist

Zimbabways And Means
Zimbabways And Means

Very informative MDB, anyone who criticizes the IMF just shows their ignorance. How else can struggling democracies maintain control over their economies without support from the IMF. In order for them to have an economy in the first place there must be direction and control from the IMF and the World Bank. Do they think economies just pop up out of nowhere when people are free to engage in economic activity without direction from experts who know how to allocate scarce resources. This is preposterous.

trav777

It warms my heart to know that any time a nation gets into some financial trouble, the IMF is there to offer them more debt to fix it. Again and again.

Anon
Anon

In other news

The IMF looks into providing food aid to South Africa

Because the South African blacks killing off the white farmers that feed them, can lead to unforeseen (to low IQ blacks) circumstances.

http://www.news.com.au/finance/economy/world-economy/bury-them-alive-white-south-africans-fear-for-their-future-as-horrific-farm-attacks-escalate/news-story/3a63389a1b0066b6b0b77522c06d6476

#racist

Confused
Confused

You make that statement as if there is another kind besides the low IQ variety. Do tell!!!

Anon
Anon

The bell curve exists for all races. There are SOME normal IQ and a few high IQ blacks.

Sadly they are not in Africa as the combination of a hot sun and a black skin that excels in absorbing sunlight results in a cooked brain.

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