NEW YORK, N.Y. (Accredited Times) – Donald Trump crossed yet another line today when he publicly RAPED two beloved MSNBC hosts, Mika Brzezinski and Joe Scarborough, co-hosts of MSNBC’s hit show “Morning Joe”.
Without any provocation whatsoever, the orange Nazi sexually assaulted both Brzezinski and Scarborough, tweeting:
I heard poorly rated @Morning_Joe speaks badly of me (don’t watch anymore). Then how come low I.Q. Crazy Mika, along with Psycho Joe, came…to Mar-a-Lago 3 nights in a row around New Year’s Eve, and insisted on joining me. She was bleeding badly from a face-lift. I said no!
This is now the second incident in less than a week in which Donald Trump has raped a reporter. Trump has yet to explain how he gave Brzezinski a “face-lift” in the attack, but we can only assume that he physically beat her in addition to violating her chastity. The incident is all the more shocking given that Brzezinski, 50, and Scarborough, 54, are engaged to be married and thus were both presumably virgins, though experts have noted some confusion on the matter as Brzezinski has two children and Scarborough has four.
Brzezinski responded in MSNBC’s typical high-brow manner, tweeting a Cheerios advertisement reading “Made for Little Hands” in reference to a joke by #NeverTrumper Senator Marco Rubio claiming that Trump has “small hands” and therefore small genitalia. Trump has disputed the assertion.
MSNBC also issued a statement in its typical objective style: “It’s a sad day for America when the president spends his time bullying, lying and spewing petty personal attacks instead of doing his job”. Trump’s conduct bears a striking contrast with MSNBC and other media outlets, which have done their jobs well by exposing Trump for the lying Russian traitor that he is.