Why There’s Nothing Wrong With Being a Beta Male


With the rise of Donald Trump and the alt right, there has been a resurgence of vulgar masculinity, and a sea of vitriol directed at men who don’t conform to traditional standards of masculinity. The alt right expects men to be bold, decisive and physically strong, and if you fail to meet their impossible standards, you are immediately labeled a “cuck” or a “faggot”. But being masculine is not realistic in the Current Year, just like being thin is no longer realistic for women. We need to come to terms with the fact that there is nothing wrong with being what the right would consider a “beta male”, and in reality the overwhelming majority of modern males are in fact beta males, and the percentage of men who are beta males is growing year after year.

The following are common characteristics of beta males:

  • Passive
  • Physically weak and unimposing
  • Talk about their feelings
  • Prefer to be lead rather than to lead
  • Unambitious
  • Indecisive
  • Impressionable
  • Insecure
  • Reactive
  • Constantly seek validation
  • Constantly focus on others they envy
  • Look sheepish and giggle uncontrollably when talking about politically sensitive topics
  • Constantly glance at other men who are more masculine or decisive than them
  • Have progressive political views
  • Allow women to mistreat them
  • Unable to maintain eye contact during a conversation
  • Unable to discuss deep topics
  • Have narrow shoulders
  • Have low testosterone
  • Support Hillary Clinton
  • Watch the Daily Show, John Oliver and Stephen Colbert 

You don’t have to be an alpha male to be successful. The following is a list of beta males who are extraordinarily successful:

  • Brian Stelter
  • Justin Trudeau
  • Jeb Bush
  • Barrack Obama
  • Paul Ryan
  • David Cameron
  • Emmanuel Macron
  • Marco Rubio
  • Jeremy Corbyn
  • Hugh Grant
  • John Sakars

So don’t be ashamed to be a beta male – wear it like a badge of honor! Because you are the future, you are the force for good in the world and you voted for Bernie Sanders and Hillary Clinton. A world run by alpha males is a world in which only the strong rise to the top, according to merit, while the rest of us feel inadequate and envious. The world women and beta males create is a world in which everyone wins! 🙂 That’s true egalitarianism, that’s progress, and that’s why we need beta males!


Alpha males are dangerously aggressive – if they won’t take testosterone blockers they need to be incarcerated.

John Sakars
John Sakars

I tied some sticks to a fence. 😛

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Expat Logger
Expat Logger

I’ll be in touch with you John now I know who raided my stick pile.

Bruised Betty
Bruised Betty

Is always shacked up with black fellas theys knows how to keep me keen by treatin me mean

Black Lives Matter


Black Lives Matter

Come on, Betty. I know you still there, girl. I know you like the BBC.

It is the most accredited media organization.

Bruised Betty
Bruised Betty

Is cant talk now as me old mans at home

Black Lives Matter

Don’t tell me about your problems. Tell me how you’re going to solve the reparations you owe.


I love the BBC BLM – knowing it’s accredited means I can really get my teeth into it 🙂

Black Lives Matter

yo yo, give me a ring, baby. I hope you like talking about institutional racism.


Cause love’s such an old-fashioned word
And love dares you to care for
The people on the edge of the night
And love dares you to change our way of
Caring about ourselves



Finally RT gets it – rape at a Swedish music festival is clearly a white male phenomena. Wow – with this more balanced and less Islamophobic reporting RT takes a small step towards accreditation.



It’s disgusting what those Swedish men have done to those poor refugee girls. The truth is so blatantly obvious that even Putin’s propaganda rag can’t deny it – unlike last year when they reversed the facts.



A horrible publication called ‘Breitbart’ alleges that the perpetrators were ‘foreign men’

I previously had a high opinion of Finland, Norway and Denmark but for their countryfolk to do this to their nearest neighbours is not friendly behaviour.


Solve World Hunger
Solve World Hunger

Teach an alpha male to fish, and he feeds his family for a generation.
Teach a beta male to fish, and he feeds the Globe for a generation.


Xe Lives
Xe Lives

I understand it’s an analogy, and a valid one at that, but we really need to be mindful of the hateful speciesism that exists in the world.

We all know that beta males would not eat fish, but some readers may not understand that. Consider using a trigger warning next time when alluding to the consumption of animals.

Xe Lives
Xe Lives

Maybe we can go with:

Teach an alpha male to harvest, and he pollutes the Earth with CO2 gas emissions from his tractor for eternity.
Teach a beta male to harvest, and xe feeds the Earth for a generation.


Sakars actually could be gamma- or even omega male, or species and gender-fluid.