DETROIT (Accredited Times) – Racism pervades all aspects of modern culture. Old people are racist. Young people are racist. Corporations are racist. Government is racist. And, shockingly to some, even dogs are racist.
Several years ago, I used to deliver pizzas. If you read fake news, you’d probably think a pizza deliveryman’s greatest fear is a robber or mugger (see, for example, here, here, or here). But anyone who would say this has never stared face-to-face with the real terror of pizza deliverymen throughout the white-controlled world:
One day, as I was delivering a large Hawaiian-style pizza with extra cheese and a side order of breadsticks, I happened to arrive at a suburban abode contemporaneously with a white mailman. The homeowner, a white male in his late twenties, had a vicious dog that looked something like this:
I, of course, reacted as any rational pizza deliveryman would. I screamed in terror: “DAMN! GET THAT DOG AWAY!” But the dog remained undeterred. The damn thing ran up and barked at me like I was some kind of felon breaking out of prison. And guess what? The dog did not give a DAMN about the white mailman.
Although I survived the ordeal, I’m not the first to have witnessed dog racism. In 2016, the prestigious journal Animal Behavior published a study on the phenomenon. The authors, Charlotte Duranton, Thierry Bedossa, and Florence Gaunet, found that dogs engage in “social referencing”, i.e., synchronizing their behavior with that of their owner. In other words, when a white owner engages in racism towards an African-American pizza deliveryman, the white owner’s dog also engages in racism towards the same African-American pizza deliveryman. The dog mauls innocent African-Americans because the white owner consciously or subconsciously wants to maul innocent African-Americans. I know you’re surprised: white men are to blame again. But, more fundamentally, the study establishes that dogs are indeed racist and have no qualms about mimicking the racist behaviors of their racist white owners. The study also highlights that, yes, microaggressions are real and have real-life consequences.
The study clarifies the need for diversity training not only for whites, but also for dogs owned by whites. The study also raises the need for selective breeding to generate more tolerant breeds, like Cocker Spaniels. Sadly, with Donald Trump in the White House, many are skeptical that the government will take the appropriate measures necessary to protect the African-American community on this highly important issue.
It’s time for racism to end. That means ending dog racism as well.
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So what you are saying is that whites have to be castrated by chemical or mechanical means. And other races will get castrated by white men’s vicious dogs. Perfect, I think we can meet Georgia guide stones target.
#russian-propaganda
Take your Russian propaganda back to the Kremlin, Vlad. I never said that. If anything, we need to castrate the dogs of white owners. Dog racism is real, and it is not something to joke about.
I understand what you are saying, you want to castrate the dog that chewed off your balls. That’ll require some sordid action on the dog with your teeth. When you are done, come back and report. Can’t let dogs get away with racism, in the year 2017.
#russian-propaganda
AHHHHH!!!!!!
Now I understand why he went “trans” for a OneInchBoner
After the dog was done he didn’t have a Boner at all.
ROTFLMAO!!!!!
It is a known fact that Mohammad ordered the killing of all “black dogs”
#islamophobic
I got bit by a black lab which to my mind is reverse discrimination and I wasn’t even doing a mail round at the time!
I got bit by a Black myself. One of the failures of the white mans uplift.
Could have been a backslider to African norms or a crack baby. Brain damage due to overheating, lack of vitamin D and/or iodine are also possible.
Government is deemed raciss strictly for purposes of engineering Jessie-Jackson inspired shakedowns. Black farmer settlements with usda ,etc. Canines have no money for shakedowns, so they inherently can’t be raciss.
What about the owners of the canines? They have money and need to pay reparations.
Wow this is so true BLM! Racist whites even hire guard dogs to protect their property from African Americans who might want to burgle them! How racist is that!
Having said that, I think the root problem here is whites training dogs to be racist, which you mentioned in the article. This is not only racism, but speciesism too – it’s psychological abuse and manipulation of animals. Once again, white males are at the root of all of the world’s problems.
I prefer the double barrelled shotgun over guard dogs.
Much less chance of getting in front of a libtard judge after injuring someone in self defense when the perp has 2 extra large holes in him.
Some might say that I violate the Christian belief in loving your fellow man.
However that love does not extend to things that God hates and Satan loves, as loving what Satan loves would make one a Satanist instead of a Christian
What does God hate you might ask?
For starters
https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Deuteronomy+22:5
Deuteronomy 22:5 New International Version (NIV)
5 A woman must not wear men’s clothing, nor a man wear women’s clothing, for the Lord your God detests anyone who does this.
#islamophobic
#transphobic
#sexist
#hate-speech
#homophobic
Wow five flags on one post Anon! A new low – even for you.
This is just a tie with a previous post.
It looks like there is some good porn on the tube today.
That is the only excuse I can come up, where pissing on cross dressers gets an Islamophobe flag.
Porn caused Mental Distraction.
HHHMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!
Thinking about it
Brain Impairment from heat prostration could also be a cause.
Also lack of brain enriching iodine in the diet
A Vitamin D deficiency is also possible
and last but not least
Illiteracy due to mentally impaired black teachers.
#racist
Please take your meds.
Have you taken your Vitamin D supplements lately?
#racist
No, I’d rather not give myself hypercalcemia.
True! True! Your thick skull should not get any thicker then it already is.
What little brain you have is more then a bit cramped.
#racist
You’ve really hit on something here BLM. I once adopted a Schnauzer that was raised by an older white man that died. The dog, his name was Smoochies, only barked at POC’s and was very friendly to white people. It got so bad that we couldn’t take him out in public for fear of appearing racist. Thank goodness he never barked at anyone in LGBQT or we would have had to put him to sleep. It was only after we entered him in doggie sensitivity training that he began to get better.
Thank you for statement about Smoochies. Dog racism is a seriously under-reported problem in society, and your experience with Smoochies represents just the tip of the iceberg as to the problem. We need to raise awareness if we are to deal with this properly.
I have a story that is almost exactly the same Cesar. Family members of mine once adopted a bull mastiff as a pet on their orchard. When white people came over the dog was placid wagged her tail and was happy to see them but if an itinerant Fijian Indian (the people who actually do all the work on orchards here) came looking for work that racist dog would turn into Cujo.
Racism is everywhere that whites are – it’s disgusting.
http://www.quran-islam.org/articles/dogs_(P1159).html
Ibn Hanbal’s collection: The Messenger of God said:
“You shall kill all black dogs, because they are devils.”
The only dog I ever had was called Jules (Cesar for short) but a group of us got together and had to put him down after he started terrorizing the LGBQT community. I was never quite the same after that episode!
I feel for you Missy but you can rest in the knowledge that you did the right thing.
In Other news
While a noteworthy effort to reduce the human footprint on the planet, the Vegan Diet can have severe consequences if not followed correctly. One important issue being Vitamin D deficiency, and the resulting COGNITIVE IMPAIRMENT.
While food is usually a minor source of Vitamin D, the vegan diet which rejects animal source foods, such as fortified milk and fish oils, can amplify a minor Vitamin D deficiency into a major issue.
So remember children, if you are on a Vegan Diet, make sure to take those miracle vitamin pills, courtesy of Bill Pharma, in order to AVOID COGNITIVE IMPAIRMENT.
This applies doubly for Blacks on a Vegan Diet, due to their inferior ability to create Vitamin D from sunlight.
Yet another public service announcement from a Christian doing GOD’s work.
#speciesist
Fake.
Isn’t the Fake supposed to be added to my post to flag it?
Did you just have a COGNITIVE IMPAIRMENT episode?
If so I again advise you rush out and purchase a bottle of Vitamin D supplements. Avoid the fish oil sourced ones if you are Vegan.
Remember that while COGNITIVE IMPAIRMENT is treatable, it is NOT CURABLE. Let the damage go on for too long and you will end up too STUPID to take preventive action.
#racist