Why Country Music Should Be Banned

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Since the 90s, there has been a monumental shift in the music industry, which has seen formerly prominent genres of music such as rock and new romantic 80s music make way for vastly superior R&B, rap and feminist-pop from the likes of Beyonce, Lady Gaga and Katy Perry. Music that used inspire people to challenge accredited authorities is now totally a-political, save for the occasional endorsement of the democrats or mock assassination of Trump. Many people, particularly whites, complain that the quality of music has declined, and that superior artists cannot get record deals anymore. They act like the music industry is somehow subjugating rebellious, inspiring, empowering or beautiful music, while promoting music that idolizes weakness, enviousness and conformity. Of course, the reality is that modern music is simply a response to a sudden global change in musical tastes, and a political shift towards progressivism.

Of all the antiquated genres of music though, perhaps the most disturbing is country music. Firstly, it’s white, and therefore racist, which is all you really need to know. But it’s even worse than that. Unlike modern pop music, which promotes promiscuity, criminality, shallowness, ill-discipline and victimhood, country music has the nerve to promote family values, Christianity, loyalty and personal responsibility. Thankfully most modern country artists now promote the same values as modern pop music, but many of the more traditional country stars remain popular, which is very worrying.

Look at this song, which promotes “Jesus”, monogamy and Southern white culture! How is this even allowed to exist!?

And this song promotes Southern pride (racism) and “hard work” (slavery)!

I don’t have kids yet, but when I do, I’ll never, ever let them listen to this vile, racist trash. I’ll let them listen to this instead:

Now that’s what I call music!

Country music fans overwhelmingly support Trump, making them racist, sexist, xenophobic, … (you know the rest). That a genre with so many Trump supporters is even allowed to exist, is frankly shocking and just goes to show that America is as racist as ever. It’s time for us to ban the the last remnants of this racist, conservative genre, so that there is only one type of music available to the world, which promotes only one ideology, and one, unified message of progressivism.

Missy Bo Pepys
Missy Bo Pepys

Sweet potato pie and shut my mouth – can’t fault your taste in Country Music MDB, and the opening stanza of the Rap offering – I’m sittin at the red light my ankle monitor beepin – is worth a thousand pictures.

Roll on the Revolution!

Missy Bo Pepys
Missy Bo Pepys

Before I was so rudely interrupted by the anonymous person, I had been going to say that ever since boy king Macron was crowned a few weeks ago in France, I was hoping to pen a nice little piece for AT on this Bastille Day July 14, but affairs of the heart always seem to trump journalism at the very last moment, so now I must spend this glorious day catching up on some much-needed KNITTING, if you get my meaning!

Black Lives Matter

We should also ban the redneck hillbillies who listen to this crap. Now that everyone is hooked up to the cloud, our tech companies should simply identify anyone with an “Alan Jackson” song on their computer, phone, etc. They should then be deported to Antarctica.

Black Lives Matter

Stop posting your lame old person music.

Black Lives Matter

Don’t you have some great-grandchildren to rape at a Klan meeting or a brony convention to attend?

Now that you’re over 90 years old, there has to be a better use of the few months that you have left than posting old lame music and racist diatribes. You also realize that you’re going to Hell, right? So you might want to make some preparations there as well.

Luca Brasi
Luca Brasi

Maybe we could start a Go-Fund-Me to send Anon on an Alaskan Crab fishing trip.

Black Lives Matter

I think all of the right-wingers already spent all of their Go-Fund-Me money on the most precious white baby in the history of the white world, Charlie Gard.

Yes, It’s Time To Pull The Plug On Charlie Gard

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