Why It’s Time To Euthanize Baby Boomers

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Many Boomers are now on Social Security, which they managed to fix because of their support for financially prudent policies and public servants.

NEW YORK, N.Y. (Accredited Times) – If the accredited media has taught us anything, it’s that Baby Boomers are hip, cool, rich, smart, awesome, popular, technologically savvy, and, wait, did I mention hip?  Oh, and they literally invented music and sex, neither of which existed before Baby Boomers.

Some anti-Boomer activists have noted that supposed Boomer icons, like the Beatles, Bob Dylan, and Jimi Hendrix, are not actually Boomers.  But Boomers undoubtedly bought their records in droves, not because of the marketing prowess of major television and radio corporations, but because Boomers are known to exercise independent thought, having generally watched thousands of hours of enlightening television programs over the years, like The Tonight Show, M*A*S*H, All In The FamilyCheers, The Cosby Show, The Dukes of Hazzard, Dallas, Seinfeld, and all of the other wonderful programming brought to Americans in the heady days of major media oligopoly.  Boomers also gained their independent streak by watching various accredited news programs, like The CBS Evening News, NBC Nightly News, ABC World News Tonight, and PBS NewsHour, all of which report real accredited facts from a diverse range of perspectives.

One of the reasons that Boomers, like Jamie Dimon, the CEO of JP Morgan, and Lloyd Blankfein, the CEO of Goldman Sachs, continue to control the financial industry is not because they insulated themselves from competition and imposed systems of promotion based on factors unrelated to merit, like seniority and personal relationships.  No, the reason they continue to thrive is that they are simply the best, just like that awesome Tina Turner song that they put on all of their commercials (again, Tina Turner is technically not a Boomer, but the song is obviously referring to Boomers):

Thanks to Boomer control over major companies, we now know that “60 is the new 30“, which is great because Boomers definitely needed a loophole around that whole “Don’t trust anyone over 30” idea from back in the 1960s.  Plus, Boomers are wise enough to know that people who are younger than Boomers are complete idiots.  Sure, young people may know how to code, text message, and write coherent sentences, but do they know all the lyrics to Boomer George Thorogood’s Bad to the Bone“?  I highly doubt it, even though our wonderful media companies play that awesome song in just about every comedy movie produced, not to mention every kitschy action flick.  Boomers also know how to sell; young people are just too dumb to know how to sell products since they’re always stuck in their personal computers, gadgets, and whatnot.  Selling requires face-to-face interactions that require interpersonal skills, which only Boomers possess because they are just so awesome.  Just look at how well Sears has done over the years.

Boomers gave us three Ghostbusters movies, the latest a gender-bending adventure in hilarity!

One of the great things about Boomers is that they reflexively know to follow all of the hip progressive trends.  That’s why they’re so cool.  So when cigars became cool back in the mid-1990s, Boomers everywhere could be seen fellating brown phallic objects in public and at home.  When the accredited media started promoting gay marriage, Boomers again eventually jumped on board, and many now continue to fellate brown phallic objects in public and at home.

Characters from the hit 1990s TV show Seinfeld loved smoking cigars in the 1990s, just like all the other cool Boomers.  Julia Louis-Dreyfus (who above played the role of Elaine Benes) and Jerry Seinfeld (playing himself) are both Boomers.

The movie Forrest Gump represents the climax of Boomerdom.  The movie, starring Boomer icon Tom Hanks, tells the story of a mentally-handicapped-but-amiable beta male who lives his life concurrently with major events shown on the television, like the Watergate scandal, the Vietnam War, and Nixon’s visit to China.  Boomers responded enthusiastically to the movie, awarding it six Oscars (Best Picture, Best Director, Best Actor, Best Adapted Screenplay, Best Visual Effects, and Best Film Editing).  It was like seeing their own handicapable make-believe lives on a movie screen.

If Boomers know anything, it’s that the best cities in America are major urban centers, like San Francisco, Chicago, and New York City.  Critics have argued that real estate prices in these areas are outrageous and that no sane person would want to live in places like San Francisco, Chicago, or New York City given the crime, terrible schools, government insolvency, dysfunctional transportation systems, and homeless people taking dumps in the middle of the street.  Boomers, however, know that many of their beloved musicians from the 1960s told them about how wonderful these places are, so they know that it is definitely worth paying $1 million for a studio apartment in these places, even if the apartment is next to a gay bathhouse and a homeless crack addict sleeping in a tent.

Sadly, because of Donald Trump, millions of Boomers are now dying every year.  Over 19.5% of Boomers in the United States have already died because of the heartless policies of Trump and Republicans.  With healthcare expenditures woefully inadequate to pay for facelifts, liposuctions, breast augmentations, and other important health procedures for Boomers, the quality of life has also declined considerably.

At the same time, we have to own up to the damage that whites have caused to the environment from climate change.  As Baby Boomer Bill Gates noted in a 2010 address on climate change:

The world today has 6.8 billion people… that’s headed up to about 9 billion. Now if we do a really great job on new vaccines, health care, reproductive health services, we could lower that by perhaps 10 or 15 percent.

Unfortunately, notwithstanding the efforts of Bill Gates and other climate warriors, vaccines and other measures have not done enough over the past seven years.  World population now exceeds 7.5 billion and is still climbing.  Whites are producing ruinous levels of CO2.

It’s now time for us to take more drastic action:  we need to euthanize ALL Baby Boomers.

Fortunately, Boomers are obedient and will readily do whatever the mainstream media tells them to do.  Moreover, the Boomers’ selflessness in fighting for the environment and civil rights means that they should overwhelmingly support voluntary self-euthanization.  That makes them a perfect group to “take one for the team” and voluntarily self-terminate.

We need to lower CO2.  We need a Boomer die-off NOW.

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Dr. Jack Kevorkian
Dr. Jack Kevorkian

BLM….sadly I am a Boomer and I have no excuse. While I would love to “take one for the team”, I am one of those craven and cowardly Boomers that find the idea a little extreme. I can, however, offer my services as a suicide consultant. I could help facilitate the noble goal of decreasing the Boomer population and also expound on the merits of the program.

MillionDollarBonus

Dr. Jack that’s rather selfish of you! Think of the greater good! Why should a thousand Africans starve because of a CO2-induced drought, just so that you can live?

Vladmir Putin
Vladmir Putin

I think we should mandate voluntary euthanasia for the boomers, to take care of people like Dr. Kevorkian.
The greatest eunuchs of our time, have made it mandatory to voluntarily enroll in biometric unique ID which will then be linked to bank account, mobile phones, driving license, and many other things. As part of ID2020 program by the eUNuchs.
Why can’t we do something similar for euthanasia.

Anon
Anon

#tricknology
#racist
#ableist

Our greatest failing was to allow Reagan to kill off the regulations mandating a 5 MPH car bumper.

What used to result in a dent that could be hammered back into place by any RETARD with a hammer (or even ignored) now can mean a one way trip to the junk yard.

Vladmir Putin
Vladmir Putin

If Reagan said that you can’t have a bumper, then it is a problem. But if he didn’t regulate a 5 MPH bumper into existence, it is not a bad thing. That is what Trump is trying to do, cut down on the regulations.
Some petroleum companies may do damage in a few places, but that is far better than what the global warming cult followers are going to do to fix the environment.

The UN’s ID2020 program, is being adopted as “home grown ID” solution in many countries, through a combination of NGO activism, strategically placed eunuchs in political office, in supreme courts, and in media, and through fooling people with claims of fighting terrorism or black money.
It is going to be hard for Trump to escape the globalist cult, and go back to the good old days of country music, slower life, of trusting and dealing directly with your neighbors and community, instead of using government approved channels.

Criminals will be caught eventually even without surveillance, but total surveillance will only create sophisticated criminals.

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BLM, Your plan is a sound one. In addition to reduced CO2 levels it will assist in financial markets. I have been paying into Social Security for numerous years and have accumulated some savings as well. My demise would result in a substantial saving for the SSA as well as my non-boomer children would inherit my estate.
They would stimulate the economy by them spending all of this in the market which is seized up by all of us savings conscious boomers.

To expedite our extinction, Is there some kool-aide formula which we are supposed to drink or shall we just continue to consume the contaminated water from our domestic water supply?

MillionDollarBonus

Wow way to knock another one out of the park BLM! Boomers are simply the greatest generation that ever lived! Their custodianship of America’s economy, civil liberties and Western values has been admirable.

They also gave young people great financial advice, teaching them to take out large student loans to get degrees in whatever they feel like and getting a mortgage 10-20x their income because a house “is always an investment”.

Boomers gave us diversity and mass immigration of progressives from the Middle East, South America and Africa! Boomers gave us the great society programs and the sexual revolution! Boomers gave us masses of regulations that keep us safe from small businesses that millennials might want to start!

Anon
Anon
#tricknology #racist #islamophobic #hate-speech Today we examine how Mohammad died. In Islamic holy scriptures it is stated numerous times that Mohammad was poisoned by a Jewish slave women, and that while he only took a small amount of the poison (one of his companions died on the spot) he was in extreme pain till he kicked the bucked some years after That slave woman was from a Jewish tribe which Mohammad massacred after they had surrendered to him, and whom he raped just hours after he killed her father, husband, and uncle. He in fact killed all the males of the tribe of the tribe including young boys that had just reached puberty. Those not killed were all kept as slaves or sold off as slaves http://www.answering-islam.org/Silas/mo-death.htm From Ibn Sa’d pages 251, 252: [different narrator] ….When the apostle of Allah conquered Khaibar and he had peace of mind, Zaynab Bint al-Harith the brother of Marhab, who was the spouse of Sallam Ibn Mishkam, inquired, “Which part of the goat is liked by Muhammad?” They said, “The foreleg.” Then she slaughtered one from her goats and roasted it (the meat). Then she wanted a poison which could not fail. …. The apostle of Allah took the foreleg, a piece of which he put into his mouth. Bishr took another bone and put it into his mouth. When the apostle of Allah ate one morsel of it Bishr ate his and other people also ate from it. Then the apostle of Allah said, “Hold back your hands! because this foreleg; …informed me that it is poisoned. Thereupon Bishr said, “By Him who has made you great! I discovered it from the morsel I took. Nothing prevented me from emitting it out, but the idea that I did not like to make your food unrelishing. When you had eaten what was in your mouth I did not like to save my life after yours, and I also thought you would not have eaten it if there was something wrong. Bishr did not rise form his seat but his color changed to that of “taylsan” (a green cloth)……….The apostle of Allah sent for Zaynab and said to her, “What induced you to do what you have done?” She replied, “You have done to my people what you have done. You have killed my father, my uncle and my husband, so I said to myself, “If you are a prophet, the foreleg will inform you; and others have said, “If you are a king we will get rid of you.””…… The apostle of Allah lived after this three years till in consequence of his pain he passed away. During his illness he used to say, “I did not cease to find the effect of the (poisoned) morsel, I took at Khaibar and I suffered several times (from its effect) but now I feel the hour has come of the cutting of my jugular vein.” Narrated ‘Aisha: The Prophet in his ailment in which he died,… Read more »
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For those who doubt that AT is the leading edge source for news or even accuse it of being satire. This article came out several days ago and just today one of the leading scientists in the world, Bill Nye comes out and affirms that this must occur. I have at times wondered if Bill Nye might be ghost writing for AT.

Bill Nye Says Old People Must Die For Climate Science To Progress.

http://dailycaller.com/2017/07/20/bill-nye-says-old-people-must-die-for-climate-science-to-progress/

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