PALO ALTO, CALIFORNIA (Accredited Times) – Every day the corporate media gives us a new glowing account of Elon Musk. What new company is he founding? What did he say about artificial intelligence? What did he . . . blah, blah, blah.
Let me tell you the truth about Elon Musk. Elon Musk is a con artist — a spoiled white con artist. It’s not only time for the media to stop reporting on this fool; it’s also time for the boards of every company in which he is involved to fire him now. That’s right. I’m saying it: FIRE ELON MUSK.
Let me give you some background on the subject of this inquiry, Elon Musk. Musk was born in Praetoria, South Africa in 1971 during the climax of apartheid. While People of Color fought an active war against the racist white colonial regime, Musk grew up in the comfortable white suburbs of Praetoria. He never picked up a rifle or a placard to protest against the racist regime.
Musk lived in South Africa until June 1989, right around the time when apartheid ended, at which point he moved to Canada (gee, I wonder why…). In March 1999, in the heady days of the dot.com bubble, Musk founded an unremarkable dot.com company called “X.com”, an online financial services company that many people thought could be successful if converted into a pornographic website. The conversion never occurred, and X.com would have gone the way of Pets.com and other dot.com busts but for the fact that X.com had the good luck in March 2000 of merging with another company, Confinity, which happened to own a little company called PayPal. Musk briefly served as CEO, but was quickly fired in in October 2000 because he was an incompetent moron. Nevertheless, his prior involvement in X.com gave him a substantial ownership stake in the company.
In October 2002, eBay acquired PayPal for $1.5 billion, netting Musk $165 million. In effect, Musk lucked into a large nine-figure fortune. Musk did not invent PayPal; he did not develop PayPal; and he was a crappy CEO. In fact, Musk’s most notable action regarding PayPal was his desire to move PayPal from Unix, a functioning software infrastructure, to Microsoft, which, as anyone with Windows knows, is a complete piece of crap.
Since then, Musk has used his “success” as a “tech entrepreneur” to con greedy whites into giving him billions of dollars, which he wastes on idiotic half-baked ventures.
Musk’s two main ventures today are Telsa Motors and SpaceX, both of which are as half-baked as they come. The former company, Tesla Motors, has never made a profit in its 14-year history and has to be the dumbest idea on the planet. Despite Tesla losing money now 14 years in a row, analysts again do not expect Tesla Motors to turn a profit in 2017. Musk’s crappy Tesla-mobiles essentially drive a few hundred miles and then crap out; the only way they work basically is if you plug them into an electric Tesla charging station, which takes forever to charge. So far, Tesla has spent millions of dollars constructing Tesla stations across the country. But the problem is, with the company consistently losing money, how long will those Tesla stations, which only work for Tesla cars, actually continue in existence? What happens in 10 years when you’re stuck with your overpriced Tesla and no charging station, or when a monopolistic provider seeks to charge five times the rate to power up your crappy car? It’s a total ripoff, and only an idiot would buy a car from Tesla. The cars are also designed for white sensibilities with no hydraulics, rims, spinners, PlayStations, or big screen TVs. In other words, the cars are both crap and racist.
SpaceX is an even bigger joke. The first question that comes to mind about SpaceX is what the hell is with Elon Musk and the letter “X”? His previous company was called “X.com” and now this company is called “SpaceX”? I’ll tell you what it is: CULTURAL APPROPRIATION. This white pig is trying to capitalize on African-American heroes like Malcolm X. But is Elon Musk an African-American? No. He’s a white from APARTHEID-ERA SOUTH AFRICA.
Anyway, back to SpaceX. SpaceX essentially represents the white dream of colonizing space — because, you know, colonizing Africa was so successful for them. This goofy white founded SpaceX 15 years ago, and like Tesla, it appears to be a consistent money loser based on internal documents obtained by the financial press. So why do people keep shoveling money into this piece of crap? I’ll tell you why: it’s because this white pig appeals to the white man’s internal colonizing instinct, telling them that SpaceX will colonize Mars and next the universe, just like the Star Trek nerd dream of whites colonizing the universe so they can rape beautiful sisters like Lieutenant Uhura. In the end, that’s what it’s always about: raping beautiful black sisters.
So, after 15 years, have Musk’s colonization dreams happened? No. Will SpaceX ever manage to succeed in its neo-colonialist ambitions? No. But Musk sure has conned a lot of whites out of a lot money in the process. So far, here is what SpaceX has actually accomplished under Musk’s “leadership”:
The money shoveled at Musk is a textbook example of White Privilege. A spoiled white brat who grew up oppressing People of Color in South Africa continues to live the high life despite showing nothing but utter incompetence in everything he does. Yet he continues raise money from other even stupider whites by selling them daydreams of whites colonizing the world and screwing over customers via Tesla charging stations. Now this white fool is worth over $17 billion having never apparently succeeded in anything he did — and the white media hangs on his every white word. Obama’s phrase, “You didn’t build that”, has never applied more appropriately to anyone. In fairness, Musk did pay other people to build exploding spaceships and money-losing cars for white people. But he certainly never built anything worthwhile.
Here’s my question for all you whites out there. Would a Person of Color ever receive 1/1,000,000th of what Musk has received in funding? No. People of Color can’t even receive microfinancing to pay for a cooking pan to open a street restaurant in South Africa. Anyone who thinks institutional racism is no longer a “thing” needs to read up on Elon Musk.
Elon Musk is incompetent. He’s also ugly. It’s time to fire him and bring in someone more diverse with a record of accomplishment. It’s time to make Barack Hussein Obama the new CEO of Tesla Motors and SpaceX.