BREAKING: Trump Weakens Nation’s Ability To Defend Itself

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Beirut, Lebanon (Accredited Times) – In a move that has been likened to removing all supporting walls from a house and watching the whole edifice collapse, Fascist US President Trump today has today BANNED transgendered individuals from serving in the military.

By way of a sorry excuse or ‘rationale’ for his bizarre decision, Trump cited ‘tremendous medical costs and disruption that transgender in the military would entail’, as though anyone is expected to understand what this means.

As the Daily Telegraph reports:

The announcement reverses an Obama-era policy.

“This legalises discrimination,” said Ben Cardin, a Democrat senator for Maryland. “We should be focused instead on winning wars.”

Whilst Cardin did not specify which wars he would like to launch and win, accredited experts suspect he was referring to three major enemies (North Korea, Russia, Iran) who even now are plotting to attack without transgendered soldiers to protect us.

Trump’s unprecedented action is not only trans-phobic but also fool-hardy in the extreme.  By seriously reducing America’s ability to defend itself in this way, North Korea, Russia and Iran may now seize the initiative and invade. Indeed, anonymous intelligence sources, speaking to AT in hushed tones, report ‘unusually active military movements‘ inside all three countries, which suggest that ‘they may be about to launch an immediate offensive against America.’  We were shown satellite footage of various buildings and moving vehicles which, though admittedly indistinct and distorted to us, is apparently ‘clear evidence‘ that North Korea is preparing to launch its fearsome arsenal ‘within days‘.

The unilateral removal of transgendered soldiers is especially dangerous given that other countries are believed to be planning to increase further their transgendered warfare capabilities.

More analysis to follow…..

Louie \"Zombo\" Nye
Louie \"Zombo\" Nye

Shocking Pbier, this just offers more evidence that Trump is working with the Russians. By not allowing transgenders in the military he has opened the refrigerator door to the Russian bear….we are doomed!

Vladmir Putin
Vladmir Putin

Verily I say unto you, let Google (Alphabet/Verily) release Wolbachia infected male Aedes aegypti mosquitoes, for we know not what Trump will do next.

Vladmir Putin
Vladmir Putin
MillionDollarBonus

Putin must be laughing his ass off at us, that we can’t even have transgenders in the military! I bet Russia’s military is chock full of womyn and trans people!

Vladmir Putin
Vladmir Putin

Beirut, Lebanon (Accredited Times) Are you reporting from your mom’s basement? Or Anonima’s trailer, that is also used as an outhouse?

#fake-news

MillionDollarBonus

We sent Pbier there to do a special investigation into Islamic traditions, to give us more insight into the world’s fastest growing religion and allow us to write with more clarity on the subject.

Sgt Mike Hawk
Sgt Mike Hawk

This is a major disservice to the US Military. With transgender troops the US had a strategic advantage. We were sending the trans women to engage in a little foreplay with the enemy, and the moment the GI pants dropped and the ISIS soldier saw that weiner he would immediately turn his sidearm on himself and shoot his brains out.

I witnessed this several times in Afghanistan last year and it was golden. We would reward the trans woman with double stuffed anal penetration so she wouldn’t be suffering from blue balls.

Reality Checker
Reality Checker

“We would reward the trans woman with double stuffed anal penetration so she wouldn’t be suffering from blue balls.”

Women (“she”) do not have balls.

MillionDollarBonus

Excuse me?? Womyn absolutely CAN have balls! Your genitals do not determine your gender!

trav777

When I saw this I was floored. How can sex reassignment surgery and hormone therapy cost the military anything? This is a HUMAN RIGHT; it should not even be discussed.

The military is about the SOLDIER, not the larger force. It’s a CAREER. All this crap about wars and whatnot- we do NOT FIGHT WARS. We engage in Humanitarian Interventions To Spread Democracy. Wars are bad. Humanitarian interventions are good. Busch fought wars. Obama engaged in Humanitarian interventions. Soldiers are in the military for the good pay and benefits and job skills and they should be free to express themselves and focus on their own personal development and personal issues as they see fit. ARMY OF ONE.

Transgendered soldiers are ESSENTIAL to diversity and diversity is our greatest strength; what kind of idiot does not go into battle with his greatest strength!??!

Many people would call the person in that headline image a freak but that just illustrates how deeply-ingrained transphobia is. Because of slavery and the Holocaust.

drb6
drb6

Interestingly, military is one place where African-Americans and Hispanics are severely over-represented. But this is not enough. We have to fight also to have transgendered and disabled persons in sufficient numbers in military! A cynical person would say that the quest for diversity is simply political propaganda of the left, and no % of minority will ever be sufficient.

MillionDollarBonus

I freely admit that no amount WILL ever be enough! Has there ever been a time when progressives didn’t want higher taxes and more regulations? Of course not! We ALWAYS want more, no matter how much we have!

MillionDollarBonus

Similarly teaching is now all about getting time off and a large pension. It boggles the mind that anyone could think that hormone replacement therapy costs anything, that trans people might have all kinds of health issues or that the presence of a trans person might distract other soldiers from their jobs, and maybe even make them feel embarrassed to be a member of their unit.

hungrypirana
hungrypirana

Ben “Pinko” Cardin shaves his legs and doesn’t know which bathroom to use, yet hubris guides him to overrule Trump’s mad dog generals. Fat chance, Pinko.

Black Lives Matter

This doesn’t surprise me. Soldiers are BABY KILLERS. They should all be put down to lower CO2 emissions.

trav777

Are you implying that Obama was a baby killer commander for deploying the troops to liberate various places?!?!

YOU ARE RACIST

MillionDollarBonus

I see your point BLM, but Trav has a point too. I would also add that it’s kind of racist to criticize the military now because it’s almost majority minority now.

Black Lives Matter

Sorry, I should have clarified that white heteronormative male soldiers are baby killers. Also, I think we need to clarify our position more specifically:

Republican in the White House Starting a War: Soldiers = Baby Killers/Torturers (Books, Not Bombs; Abu Ghraib; etc.)

Democrat in the White House Starting a War: Humanitarian Conflict, Peacekeeping, etc.

richandrenee

Oh my gosh! The orange tyrant is literally destroying all the good work that Obama did.

Transgender people are the bravest people. This is going to severely limit our peace keeping capabilities.

MillionDollarBonus

It’s sickening. I don’t want to join the military, but it hurts me that I’m not even allowed to now!

MillionDollarBonus

Thanks for producing this article on such short notice Pbier, while the rest of us were getting smashed at the anniversary celebration. You’re a star!

And people thought we were joking when we said that Trump is the most transphobic president in US history. He IS transphobic! All of the isms and phobias we accuse him of are true!

We DESPERATELY need trans people and womyn in the military! Women are BETTER at fighting than men! And so are trans people! I’m non-binary and this news hit me like a tone of bricks! I never even considered joining the military, but now I’m extremely upset that I can’t join!

Make my votes count
Make my votes count

So does this mean that Michelle Obama won’t be able to serve any role in the military from now on?

#transphobic

Black Lives Matter

It’s very unfair for you to ridicule our first transgendered First Lady. Michelle obviously has a difficult time “passing” given her muscular physique and masculine appearance. You don’t need to keep harping on her, particularly given all the good that she did for America.

That said, the answer to your question is sadly “yes”.

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