Celebrating The Accredited Times’ Four Year Anniversary

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Time has really flown over the last four years. It seems like yesterday since the AT’s first article on why the NSA is just and necessary, and so many things have happened since. We’ve moved from the AT’s limited wordpress.com format with a squashed comments section, to the new professional news format. We’ve hired a star team of accredited journalists, including Pbier, Rich, BLM, Trav777 and many others, and introduced a state of the art flagging system which reports speech offenders directly to Homeland Security.

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A highlight of the past few years has to be our endorsement of presidential candidate for Guinea, Abu Berete, which was our first major political endorsement after Hillary Clinton. Abu continues to campaign hard in preparation for the 2020 Guinean elections, and we at the AT will continue to do whatever we can to make his vision for Guinea a reality.

Another highlight has to be our exclusive interview with PropOrNot, which is the only such interview in existence, except for a telephone interview with The New Yorker. PropOrNot made it clear that although Trump’s actions in Syria were a move in the right direction, they in no way disprove his Russian ties, which is the same conclusion we had come to at the AT.

I’d like to say a big thank you to all of our readers and commenters for your loyalty and for sticking with us through both Russian hacking and persecution by the Trump administration. We look forward to many more exciting years ahead! Viva la progress!

richandrenee

Congratulations MDB.

Jim
Jim

Piss off. I hope you have to do it for another forty!

#hate-speech

Zero Hedge
Zero Hedge

Congratulations MDB – you are the most hated man on Zero Hedge.

John Sakars
John Sakars

People would be horrified to know that live chickens are getting their feet ripped off, but they deserve to know that this is happening. People deserve to know the truth. Anyway, I am grateful that the Accredited Times reports this.

littleshoppinlucy
littleshoppinlucy

Oh wow champagne – I’ve stashed a couple of bottles away for us later BLM 😉

Thanks MDB and happy 4th birthday 🙂

Missy Bo Pepys
Missy Bo Pepys

Take good care of him, he’s sooo cute!

Black Lives Matter

Great, I’ll bring some tofurky as well. It’ll be like Thanksgiving, except without any Native Americans being slaughtered by white colonialist invaders.

Rainbow
Rainbow

Congratulations MDB. Your fighting spirit is an inspiration to us all. Also a great thank you to AT’s other writers.

Render Unto Ceasar
Render Unto Ceasar

It makes me wonder how I survived the years prior to four years ago. Kudos and congratulations to the AT. Long live the Accredited Media!

Pbier

I have been delighted to join the Accredited Times in the past year; sorry that I may be late to the AT celebration party today – please put aside some vegan sushi if BLM hasn’t eaten it all.

Congratulations are due, MDB. However, within wanting to rain on the parade, there are still many things we have advocated that remain unaccomplished. Society is not yet cashless, people are not properly chipped and monitored 24/7 and the FEMA camps remain unused. Worst of all, reparations have not been paid. There are also far too many towns and cities without separate bathroom facilities for all 71 genders, and racist dogs who care more about saving Bambi than rescuing people of color from drowning in debt.

We shall overcome one day.

trav777

Trump just banned transgenders from the US Military! Someone gin up an article condemning it!!!

Pbier
Pbier

Done! Alas we had only a few minutes to write up the story and wire it to the AT publishing house

Expat Logger
Expat Logger

Thanks for the latest military news Trav. This explains why my Russian neighbors have been kicking up such a din again. No gin in this neck of the woods only vodka! One of them just collapsed on the deck of my cabin, before I had a chance to ask what all the celebrations were about. Putin must be smiling all over his face now he knows Trump really is his bitch!

hungrypirana
hungrypirana

AT must thank Trump for its success. And AT needs more minority writers.

http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2017-07-26/president-trump-blocks-transgender-individuals-military-service

May the road rise up to meet you. May the wind always be at your back. May the sun shine warm upon your face, and rains fall soft upon your fields.

Vladmir Putin
Vladmir Putin

What next? Eliminate female troops?
And stop meeting eunuchs from other countries, paraded as emperors, who push global warming, endless regulation, taxes, biometric ids, surveillance, vaccination, and GM crops on their hapless citizens?
The eunuchs who cozy up the global elites, kings and monarchs, will start wetting their diapers more than usual. The days the eunuchs look down upon their own citizens as criminals, black money users, disease spreaders, and as idiots who cannot take care of themselves without a nanny state, will soon be over. The change for the better has started.

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