40 Things That Are Racist


Whilst it is impossible for white males ever to shed their inherent white toxicity, there are certain things that can lessen their guilt. Reparations is the most obvious method. After that, it is simply a matter of avoiding all racist actions, thoughts, speech, dress, music, art, establishments etc. Here are just 40 things which are racist in their nature. If there is anything missing, do add it to the comments below.

  1. Cops/the Police
  2. The KKK (pictured)
  3. White people trying to ‘relate’ to people of color (POC) by adjusting how they speak/ act around them. ‘Hey, it’s all good bro’
  4. Snow
  5. Unfair media portrayals of POC
  6. White witches
  7. Juries who convict POC of ‘crimes’ without also convicting the white patriarchy which is ultimately responsible
  8. Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs
  9. Beauty pageants in which European beauty standards are over-represented
  10. White lies
  11. Not paying reparations
  12. Comparing your own struggles in life to those of POC
  13. White flight
  14. Treating black people as though they are fungible/ a homogenous mass. Everyone is unique, especially a POC
  15. A white person appropriating black culture. Exhibit 1: Miley Cyrus ‘twerking’
  16. 1950s adverts portraying POC as lazy, watermelon eaters with enormous lips which vibrate with each snore
  17. Claiming ‘one of my best friends is black’
  18. Swans
  19. Sheep
  20. White leopards
  21. White Rhinos. They deserve to become extinct
  22. Saying that you are ‘color blind’ and simply don’t see race/ color/ ethnic differences. You are either a liar or blind but, in any case, racist.
  23. The rainbow, and how all colors conveniently mix to form white
  24. Jeff Sessions
  25. Donald Trump
  26. Believing that all POC live in Chicago (see above #25, Donald Trump)
  27. Wearing dreadlocks if you lack the necessary qualifications (i.e. you are black)
  28. Disagreeing with anything Obama said/ thought/ did
  29. Believing that there are more suitable candidates for the next president than Michael Obama
  30. Expressing condescending praise when you come across an articulate or honest POC
  31. Suggesting that all black men are ‘well hung’, ‘run quickly’, ‘are prone to crime’ and any such stereotype
  32. Saying that all a POC needs in life is to work hard
  33. Asking ‘why can’t we just get along?’
  34. Assuming that because one POC has enjoyed success (e.g. Obama, Michael Jordan, Colin Powell) then this shows there are no institutional barriers to success
  35. Ground flour, salt, white sugar, carbonated soda, vanilla Ice-Cream
  36. Believing that racism is in the past
  37. Insisting that POC can do more for themselves
  38. Taking offence when someone accuses you of racism
  39. Saying that racism can ‘go both ways’
  40. Uncle Toms
Ted Cruz
Ted Cruz

Only 12 apply to me, roughly 30%. How many until I’m raciss?

Missy Bo Pepys
Missy Bo Pepys

I like a man who makes lists, it shows an ordered mind, but I have an issue with 19. Sheep. What about the blacks one?

Missy Bo Pepys
Missy Bo Pepys

There’s always one in the family, and I don’t think they should be included in the list, for obvious reasons!


Include #41. Math.

There’s also a website for this, Stuff Black People Don’t Like, which has an exhaustive list. I’m not sure if that site is racist tho, you’d better be careful.

Black Lives Matter

I would add math teachers. I still remember that bitch in eleventh grade pre-algebra who wouldn’t give me an A just because I supposedly didn’t know my multiplication tables well enough. Who the hell needs to multiply anything nowadays anyway? Need to multiply: get a calculator.

Vladmir Putin
Vladmir Putin

What if you need to multiply like rabbits?


Black Lives Matter

Don’t need no calculator for dat, nomesayin’?

Black Lives Matter

– Republicans
– Conservatives
– White heteronormative males

Vladmir Putin
Vladmir Putin

The bible says that God created Man in His own image. If God is black, then whites are not in His image. If God is white, then blacks are not in His image.
Some people are so insecure, that they have worked out the whole genealogy of God, to claim he is of their chosen tribe!

What does the bible really say?
The answer goes beyond looking God in black and white.
Man (the microcosm) is made in the image of God (the macrocosm) (R. A. Schwaller de Lubicz). So by understanding yourself, you understand God. Or by observing the macrocosm, you understand yourself.

As is the human body, so is the cosmic body
As is the human mind, so is the cosmic mind
As is the microcosm, so is the macrocosm
As is the atom, so is the universe

– Sthapatyaveda/Upanishads

Ayurveda, the science of life has a very similar saying.

Now, if one brings in science, is there nuclear fusion happening in the human body, like in the sun? Are there black holes, worm holes, quasars inside the human body? What did John Anthony West mean when he said ancient technology involved consciousness rather than mechanical equipment?

Black Lives Matter

God is black.

Vladmir Putin
Vladmir Putin

Unfortunately we haven’t been able to avoid black. Even the “scientific” universe requires black energy/black matter to make the calculations consistent with observed rate of expansion of the universe.

And when evening came, the ancient primitives, saw this as a SIGN that the dragon is around, and will gobble up the sun. When the SIGN happened, darkness spread, and they went to sleep, in fear. In the morning, the dragon unable to hold on to the sun, because of the heat, spat it out, hid in a cave, and it became morning. The primitives saw this as a SIGN, that they can go hunting again 🙂 .

Vladmir Putin
Vladmir Putin

Joel Salatin doesn’t believe in anthropomorphic climate change, and the eunuchs are raging against him – https://www.ecowatch.com/joel-salatin-climate-denier-2471059905.html
What does Joel Salatin know from his connection to the dirt under his feet, that the climate change “scientists” don’t?


Black Lives Matter


Vladmir Putin
Vladmir Putin

His denial comes from the fact that the eunuchs are trying hard to fix the world, so that there is no “climate change”. And the fix (geo-engineering or some other mad idea) will mess up the world a lot more. Resilient farming the way Salatin does, will reduce pollution, chemical damage, and keep the farms productive forever.

Black Lives Matter


Black Lives Matter

You have got to be kidding. Fewer cars = less CO2.


I think you missed “All Lives Matter” but you didn’t hear that racist shit from me.


Really good point!

Wyatt\'s Zippo
Wyatt\'s Zippo

Milk (not Harvey).