Should Anon Be Euthanized?

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It’s a simple question, so a long dissertation is not required : should Anon be euthanized or not?

The accredited definition of euthanasia (per Wikipaedia) is:

Euthanasia (from Greek: εὐθανασία; “good death”: εὖ, eu; “well” or “good” – θάνατος, thanatos; “death”) is the practice of intentionally ending a life in order to relieve pain and suffering.”

Note that ‘pain and suffering’ is not a defined term, nor is it limited to the pain and suffering experienced by the person who is to be subject to this procedure. We need therefore to take into account the pain and suffering of all the people who have been oppressed or threatened with oppression by Anon. In hundreds of comments, the targets of his vile abuse include just about everyone in the LGBTQIAQQTABCDE+ communities, Jews, Jewish bankers, people of color, the transspecied etc. We can also include attractive womyn (and men – Anon swings both ways), whose photographic images Anon demands to use for mere ‘eye-candy’.

Oppressed by a brony: the sort of ‘eye-candy’ who has suffered terribly

To this list must be added the many dozens of employees of the venerable AT, right down to the humble cleaners. Whilst Anon has been plain wrong on many counts, he is correct to state that the number of article views has been on a downward trajectory for some time. We can pinpoint the precise beginning of this drop-off to the moment he first started commenting. Is this a co-incidence? We think not.  The AT demands the ultimate reparation! Humanely, of course.

Euthanasia is typically applied in respect of those people who are deemed to be in a vegetative state. I checked some of Anon’s posts with an accredited psychologist and doctor and have a firm ‘go-ahead’ based on their expert opinions.

Finally, to make doubly sure we have all grounds covered, we simply need to establish that the procedure was not ‘involuntary’. According to Wikipaedia, Involuntary euthanasia occurs when euthanasia is performed on a person who would be able to provide informed consent, but does not, either because they do not want to die, or because they were not asked.

So, we are asking now. Please vote away:

Black Lives Matter

Excellent article — measured and compelling with impeccable logic.

From the picture, Anon was surprisingly fit six years ago. It’s sad what happened to him. The only compassionate solution is euthanasia.

Shitty
Shitty

Really? So you wanna euthanize all those black latino hispanic LGBT transgender people feeling oppressed by white supremacists and forced to hide behind Anon mask? You are disgusting. Shame on you!

#anti-journalism

#tricknology

Black Lives Matter

Take your Jedi mind tricks back to Breitbart. I support People of Color. Euthanasia should be for whites and other defectives.

Shitty
Shitty

Whites i get it and who are the others? you are anti-semitic

#anti-journalism

Black Lives Matter

No. The other defectives are conservatives and other members of the alt-right.

hungrypirana
hungrypirana

Be careful what you wish for.

MillionDollarBonus

I blame the Russians for the recent decline in readership, which I plan to rectify soon with a new promotion strategy. But Anon certainly has a lot to do with it. He has disrupted our safe space and scared away a lot of progressive readers who come here to get away from Trump supporters and their vile bigotry. I’ve tolerated Anon up until now, but maybe the time has come to put him out of his misery. The accredited media is obsessed with the topic of euthanasia lately, and I’m sure the accredited establishment wants to legalize it for good reasons, and has nothing but the best of intentions.

Black Lives Matter

I think the euthanasia obsession may be because of the popular chick flick, Me Before You: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Me_Before_You_(film). It’s available on Amazon Prime and other similar services now.

MillionDollarBonus

Interesting. I personally think that this awesome film is part of the accredited establishment’s plan to push euthanasia. Remember, when we win the revolution we will have a lot of people to purge, if you know what I mean. We also want to nationalize healthcare, and in every other country this has been tried there are long waiting lines and people dying because they don’t receive treatment in time. Death panels are necessary, not something to avoid.

Black Lives Matter

Agreed. The Charlie Gard case was very heartening for healthcare in the U.K. I hope to Allah that we can start to see similar results in the U.S.

MillionDollarBonus

So true.

Black Lives Matter

You really are sick. Don’t worry, it will all soon be over. The vote is apparently going in the compassionate euthanasia direction.

Dr. Phil
Dr. Phil

Maybe it would be better if therapy were tried first. If Anon could somehow be led to the water, maybe that horse can be persuaded to drink from the progressive fountain of truth. Then he might not be so conflicted about his sexuality and his affinity for everything associated with My Little Pony.

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