How Accredited Book and Movie Critics Make or Break Aspiring Writers

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Many students dream of becoming revered authors, screenwriters or actors one day, but the harsh reality is, it’s a tough business, which requires impressing the right people just as much as it requires talent and skill. Standing between these aspiring writers and their dreams are layers of book and movie critics, who themselves once wanted to be professional writers, but failed, and so they became critics instead. You can bet your bottom dollar that these esteemed book and movie critics don’t want some young upstart to show them up, so you’ll have to appease them if you want to have any chance of success.

Although you may think the the New York Times bestseller list contains an objective list of the best selling books on the market, the reality is, books are selectively excluded if they fall out of favor with the newspaper’s team of lofty critics. These critics are feared by writers around the world, and you will have to work hard to please them if you want to see your work on a list as prestigious as the NYT bestseller list. Being a great author is not about satisfying your readers, it’s about satisfying the gatekeepers who stand between you and success.

Book and movie critics are also renowned progressives, so if you’re an aspiring conservative writer, forget about it – you’ve got no chance. Have you seen a movie or read a novel lately that promoted conservative values? Most likely you haven’t, because anyone who tried to make a work of fiction like this would be quickly shut down by the very educated Marxists who run Hollywood and the world of literature. These paragons of fictional media always put ideology before quality and even before profits, and will work hard to insert progressive messages into every plot in order to subliminally program their audience.

So the lesson is, if you want to produce a work of art, it’s not as simple as bringing it to the marketplace. Teams of accredited professionals, who haven’t produced anything of value themselves, stand in your way, and can make or break you with their biting critiques. Their range of vocabulary, cynicism, appeal to prejudice and willingness to condemn writers personally, can devastate any career and make years of hard work and dedication all for nothing. So remember, boys and girls, it is these lofty progressives you must aspire to impress. Don’t let your creativity flow too freely, don’t think you can reject popular dogma in favor of critical thinking. You must learn to appease and to repeat progressive narratives, or else you stand no chance as an artist in this brave new word.

Shitty
Shitty

I disagree on “very educated Marxists”. Quite the opposite they are purly educated. Otherwise they wouldn’t be marxists

#post-truth

Vladmir Putin
Vladmir Putin

If an author or researcher can correlate kidney problems from overuse of pesticides, to global warming, then he can become famous and rich overnight. Just a question of being creative with global warming BS.

Shitty
Shitty

Привет, Вован, не знал что ты здесь пасёшься!

Black Lives Matter

On Amazon Prime, there are a number of Christian-related movies I had previously never heard of, like The Cokeville Miracle (2015), Saint Ralph (2004), Until Forever (2017), and Heaven is Waiting (2011). Thankfully, movies like these have been blocked by theaters, distributors, and movie critics, but I’m a bit disturbed that Jeff Bezos, of all people, would allow them to be shown on Amazon. We need more movies like Moonlight and Brokeback Mountain.

Pbier

My article on the SPLC this time last week would have been an opportune moment to have a brain ejaculation on the same subject. Seriously, we need to work on those 9 people who said not to euthanize you.

Vladmir Putin
Vladmir Putin

72 virgin camels?

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