Maybe The Reason People Join ISIS Is Because Of Donald Trump

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In the wake of yet another terror attack in London, it’s time for some real soul-searching.  We need to shut up, get progressive, and face the truth:  this is all Trump’s fault.

Just look at some of Trump’s recent quotes:

“Donald J. Trump is calling for a total and complete shutdown of Muslims entering the United States.”

“Why can’t we use nuclear weapons?”

“[Putin] is a strong leader… He’s making mincemeat out of our President.”

“Ariana Huffington is unattractive, both inside and out. I fully understand why her former husband left her for a man – he made a good decision.”

“I watched when the World Trade Center was tumbling down.  And I watched in Jersey City, New Jersey where thousands and thousands of people were cheering as that building was coming down.”

“Our great African-American President hasn’t exactly had a positive impact on the thugs who are so happily and openly destroying Baltimore.”

“Any negative polls are fake news, just like the CNN, ABC, NBC polls in the election. Sorry, people want border security and extreme vetting.”

“If I were running ‘The View’, I’d fire Rosie O’Donnell. I mean, I’d look at her right in that fat, ugly face of hers, I’d say ‘Rosie, you’re fired.’”

“I will build a great wall – and nobody builds walls better than me, believe me – and I’ll build them very inexpensively. I will build a great, great wall on our southern border, and I will make Mexico pay for that wall. Mark my words.”

“An ‘extremely credible source’ has called my office and told me that Barack Obama’s birth certificate is a fraud.”

“Robert Pattinson should not take back Kristen Stewart. She cheated on him like a dog & will do it again – just watch. He can do much better!”

“When Mexico sends its people, they’re not sending the best. They’re not sending you, they’re sending people that have lots of problems and they’re bringing those problems with us. They’re bringing drugs. They’re bring crime. They’re rapists… And some, I assume, are good people.”

“It’s freezing and snowing in New York – we need global warming!”

“I have never seen a thin person drinking Diet Coke.”

“You know, it really doesn’t matter what the media write as long as you’ve got a young, and beautiful, piece of ass.”

“She got schlonged, she lost, I mean she lost.”

“You know, I’m automatically attracted to beautiful — I just start kissing them. It’s like a magnet. Just kiss. I don’t even wait. And when you’re a star, they let you do it. You can do anything…. Grab them by the pussy. You can do anything.”

“Fake news is at an all time high. Where is their apology to me for all of the incorrect stories???”

“You could see there was blood coming out of her eyes, blood coming out of her wherever.”

Is it any surprise people join ISIS???

Stick Your Proof In My Pudding
Stick Your Proof In My Pudding

You gonna join ISIS because of Trump? Would like to see you put it down here on the NSA record.

Maurice Miner
Maurice Miner

BLM, well said, well said!

If one examines the postdialectic paradigm of discourse during the Trump ascendancy, one is faced with a choice: either reject submodernist objectivism or conclude that the true founding intent of the Constitution is unattainable, but only if reality is interchangeable with film as espoused by Hollywood; otherwise, truth serves to reinforce the status quo.

Therefore, the main theme of subdialectic theory is the paradigm, and eventually the absurdity, of effectual discourse during the Trump ascendancy. An abundance of narratives concerning submodernist objectivism may be discovered – especially, that the Trump ascendancy is forcing people who are independent cognizants to join or support ISIS . But the premise of neosemantic sublimation or submodernist objectivism, necessitates that one is faced with a choice: either accept postcultural objectivism or conclude that context comes from the collective unconscious states where current culture is part of the meaningless lives and actions of the Red State Deplorables.

I am not in the slightest bit surprised by the conclusions of your perspicacious commentary.

Shitty
Shitty

definitely they must set character limit. i am lost between those letters

MillionDollarBonus

Maybe should get a degree in the humanities then, you illiterate lumpenproletariat redneck!

Maurice Miner
Maurice Miner

Anon, I rarely froth at the mouth, unless I am involved with civilized discourse regarding Trump (and the neo-cons of course). You appear to be suggesting the use of postcapitalist capitalism to deconstruct and read culture. I would tend to utilize the term ‘realism’ to denote the paradigm, and some would say the collapse, of neodialectic identity politics.

You may wish to invoke the image of an “insane” person, or indeed a rabid dog, “frothing at the mouth”. Any number of narratives concerning the role of the reader as writer may be revealed. It could be said that the subject is interpolated into a postcapitalist capitalism that excludes canines as a whole.

The premise of constructive libertarianism implies that the Constitution is capable of significant reform, but only if realism is valid; otherwise, posttextual discourse is one of simple obscurity, and hence part of the economy of truth. But the primary theme of postcapitalist capitalism is the genre, and therefore the futility, of subcapitalist society.

I hope that I have cleared this up for you.

Maurice Miner
Maurice Miner

Look, putting it in really simple terms for you, Anon:

As our Comrades in Beijing would say, “Society is part of the dialectic of consciousness” – The characteristic theme of structural theory is the common ground between canine identity and society.

It could be said that we have to choose between postcapitalist construction and dialectic neocapitalist theory, and the subject is interpolated into a deconstructive discourse that includes narrativity as a reality.

Thus, social realism implies that class, somewhat surprisingly, has significance. The main theme is the role of the reader as observer. The predominant concept is the concept of
neocapitalist culture. Therefore, the subject is contextualised into a structural theory that includes truth as a paradox.

The characteristic analysis of structural theory is a self-justifying reality. It could be said that several theories concerning the absurdity, and some would say the genre, of posttextual society may be found. The premise of cultural libertarianism states that the Constitution is capable of significant form, given that social realism is invalid.

Therefore, the subject is interpolated into a structural theory that includes language as a paradox. If social realism holds, we have to choose between postcapitalist construction and the Sontagist camp.

Now am I clear enough for you?

Maurice Miner
Maurice Miner

Mea Culpa! Totally correct, Anon – a slight mis-type significantly and fundamentally altered my intended meaning.

The structural subtextual theory I was expounding, and my error means that we have to choose between a simple libertarian narrative and postcultural Marxism. I have objections to the structural subtextual theory; whereas Marx suggests the use of structural theory to modify and read canine identity issues. Structuralist construction states that narrativity may be used to oppress the proletariat, given that common analysis of structural theory is valid.

In a sense, I could use the term ‘social realism’ to denote the futility, and subsequent defining characteristic, of neodialectic society, particularly under the Trump ascendancy.

Thank you for delineating my egregarious error.

Maurice Miner
Maurice Miner

Look, it’s not meant to be oppressive to the general and renowned intelligence of the proletariat – but when people like Shitty come along and comment, one seriously wonders…

MillionDollarBonus

Wow Maurice – I’m blown away by your stunning analysis of this article. Written like a true Oxford scholar.

Maurice Miner
Maurice Miner

Dear Supreme Leader and Oligarch – it is Haaaarvaard. Nothing else compares.

MillionDollarBonus

Wow I’m in awe Maurice. You put my critical race theory degree from Portland Community College to shame!

Vladmir Putin
Vladmir Putin

No reader of AT can understand what he says, you are going to lose even the weeny-teeny bit of readership that you currently have.

Maurice Miner
Maurice Miner

Anon says: “Harvard, the worlds center for Jewish Indocrination”

Firstly, peasant, the possessive participle for “worlds” is in fact “world’s”. Possessive. Participle. Geddit?

Secondly, what the fuck do you mean “Indocrination”? This sounds like some arcane procedure performed upon very young children. I suspect that you meant to say “Indoctrination”.

Please get off the piss, and git your shit together!

Vladmir Putin
Vladmir Putin

Anon, you should use a concentrated dose of camel urine, to recover from the brain damage caused by reading AT.

MillionDollarBonus

You down-raters need to check your privilege – Maurice has been an accredited writer here for years!

MillionDollarBonus

This is so true BLM! The worst thing we could do in my opinion is to offend Muslims. By offending Muslims we are creating extreme hatred and causing millions of formerly peaceful Muslims to join ISIS and kill random groups of civilians. Islamophobia caused ISIS and Islamophobia caused the terror attack in London!

Maurice Miner
Maurice Miner

Dear Supreme Leader and Oligarch, please advise which of the five terror attacks in London in 2017 to which you refer? I need to pinpoint the precise triggers of anti-Islamophobic thought for my PhD thesis in Cultural Studies.

Your input would be (as always) most welcome.

Heil MDB!

MillionDollarBonus

I was referring to the latest one, but ALL of them were caused by Islamophobia. If something bad happens to white people, they always deserve it.

Maurice Miner
Maurice Miner

Dear Supreme Leader and Oligarch, I think it preferable to refer to these minor tokenistic expressions of unrest as anti-Islamophobia events.

As we all know full well, Islamophobia causes considerable angst in our guest community, so it is really of no surprise whatsoever that the undertrodden have to lash out every now and again with an anti-Islamophobic event. And YES – the whities deserve it!

MillionDollarBonus

Yes, you’re right. These so-called “attacks” are simply an expression of social justice. They a righting of a wrong. They are not attacks at all – they are a cry of desperation from a chronically victimized group. We need to respond to these events with compassion and understanding. Only through more Muslim immigration and more righting of past wrongs committed by white people can this problem be solved.

Maurice Miner
Maurice Miner

Not at all. The Socialist Salute is an artifact of… well, socialist countries. At this juncture I am pursuing my Ph.D in a country that for some reason is not socialist as yet.

Once we are fully and completely socialist, I shall be exposing my right arm-pit every single fucking chance I get.

MillionDollarBonus

I can’t believe Trump wants to kiss beautiful women! What a misogynist!!!

MillionDollarBonus

NO IT’S NOT ENVY! OMG YOU REALLY THINK I WANT BEAUTIFUL WOMEN??? LOL I DON’T EVEN LIKE THEM!!

#triggered

Vladmir Putin
Vladmir Putin

With VR, smart phones, and smart cities, I doubt whether anyone can distinguish between ISIS and a SWAT team raiding your neighborhood. They both look like mind controlled zombies, same goes for the rest of the population too.

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