The Art of Spiritual Healing

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As a raw vegan and aspiring breatharian, my life revolves around health and well-being. But one thing you may not know about me is that in addition to being a raw food fanatic, I am also a spiritual healer, yogi and practitioner of “energy medicine”. In my discipline, I am trained to heal ailments that have baffled doctors, nutritionists and scientists for centuries, through a series of simple healing techniques involving “energy”, “chi” and the “power of love”. This new age practice allows me to not only heal people of literally any ailment with a 100% success rate (if it doesn’t work, it’s the patient’s fault for not being open enough), it also allows me to read peoples’ minds and predict the future. Literally anything is possible when you learn the ancient energy disciplines that have been practiced for thousands of years by spiritual leaders around the world.

When people come to my practice, they often tell me about a range of different ailments that plague them daily, and ask for my advice. The first thing I tell them is that they shouldn’t see these as ailments. The mere belief that you have an ailment creates the ailment. By simply not believing in the ailment, you drain its “power” and direct your “life force” to positive things instead, like healing and detoxing. When you lift your “aura” and transmute into your positive spirit, you transcend illness, debt, bad relationships and anything else that plagues you. We all inhabit the spiritual world, whether we realize it or not, and merely by entering this “spiritual realm”, you can rise above any so-called problem in your life.

After helping my patients let go of their negative beliefs and spirits, I then bring them into my therapy room, filled with incense, crystal lamps and speakers playing soft, binaural rhythms. I then ask them to lie down on the therapy bed and close their eyes, letting go of any negative thoughts that they are holding onto. We then do a spiritual meditation, in which they focus on energizing each of their “chakras” one by one, until the entire body is healed. I learned this technique from some of the world’s most skilled and experienced traditional Indian healers, who scoffed at my Western beliefs about disease and taught me the real cause of disease – negative energies.

Some of my patients have complained in the past that their disease persisted. Others say it magically vanished a couple of months later. In the first case, I always tell them that they need to be more open to the spiritual dimension, because my healing technique only works on people who have entered a higher state of consciousness. The most important lessons I tell my patients, are “don’t put yourself in one box”, “discover your inner power”, and “let go of negative energy”. Only then can you truly enter a state of “oneness” and live like a true zen master.

intersectionalityisforeveryone
intersectionalityisforeveryone

Can you do distance healing? If so, how much? I’m in Australia.

Ted Cruz
Ted Cruz

It would appear your healing prowess is in the physical realm. Progressives need mental help. From A to Z.

Abu
Abu

Sorry sir, I didn’t mean no disrespect. Are you my senator from Texas? Because I have so much respect for you, it will be more than happy for me to meet you. Trust me every body love senator Ted Cruz here in Panhandle. If you are, I greet you sir.

Pbier

I’ve been wondering the same thing, Abu. It’s either the real Ted Cruz or someone with the exact same name. Since this ‘Ted Cruz’ is someone who espouses right wing views, I have deducted it is the same one.

I’m still open minded, however, about the ‘Vladimir Putin’ who comments here. I’d like to believe it’s the same one, but I have my doubts as one of his comments was written at the EXACT same moment that the Russian president was bear hunting. Of course, it is possible to use a smartphone to message even when in the Taiga..HOWEVER, knowing that Vladimir Putin (the real one) believes in mindfullness and ‘living in the moment’ I’m not sure he’d want to be distracted from bears who could strike at any moment.

Abu
Abu

Please Pbire, I am serious about this one. Who are those Ted Cruz, and that of Vladimir Putin and Obama? Please answer my question and drop that Anon’s behavior

Pbier

The Ted Cruz who posts on the Accredited Times certainly comes across as the real deal and is in no way an imposter – as far as I can make out. The fact that AT can attract such a senior politician (which now makes two, you included) puts rival accredited publications to shame.

Since you force me to take a position on ‘Vladimir Putin’, I’m guessing (it is just a guess mind) that it’s not the real Putin but someone only pretending to be him. Why would they do this? Isn’t it illegal to pretend to be someone else? If it is not, it should be!

Anon the Brony is definitely a Brony. Of this there is no question.

Hope this helps, Pbier (not Pbire).

Abu
Abu

Why are you mentioned Anon again in this one? He only pretended to be Mohamed the Great that’s all.

Pbier

He ‘only pretended to be Mohamed the Great that’s all’?

HE ONLY PRETENDED TO BE MOHAMED THE GREAT THAT’S ALL?

I’m sorry Abu but with all due respect to you as a political leader, we’re at risk of offending over 1 billion Muslims. It is the ultimate blasphemy to ‘pretend’ to be ‘Mohammed the Great’ as Anon has done, and this is entirely unforgivable.

This is why Islamophobic comments get reported directly to the NSA via our state of the art flagging system. Anon’s absense from AT today makes me wonder if Anon is not even now being waterboarded.

Abu
Abu

I did not said Muslim Mohamed the Great. There are so many Mohamed Pbier. We even had Mohamed Ali. So please don’t go there Muslim Mohamed peace be upon him is my prophet. I am not talking about those drunk mohammeds we be having those days.

Pbier

I’m sorry, Abu, you are right. There are indeed many many Mohammeds.

If I’m sensitive on the subject, it’s because so many people are ignorant and do not agree that Islam is a religion of peace. I get angry with such people and want to do them much violence for saying it’s not peaceful.
#triggered

Abu
Abu

No violence please

Pbier

No you are not.

Black Lives Matter

Why don’t you go with Applejack? I saw you at BronyCon wearing an Applejack costume. You’ve already been outed. Its okay to be a brony.

Vladmir Putin
Vladmir Putin

The first rule in KGB’s rule book for operating deep under cover, is to not use the real name. So I’ve used a different spelling “Vladimir” without an “i”. The second rule, is to make yourself appear to be present in a different place than where you really are. That’ll explain the comment here while “bear hunting” in the Taiga.

Of course, I like mindful living, hunting bears or tigers is not my cup of vodka. I carry a gun on trips to the Taiga just to appear manly, the hunting story is a myth.

Pbier

Thanks for the clarification, Mr. President, and apologies for having doubted you. Though relations remain frosty (just like the Taiga if you’ll pardon the pun) between our great nations, there will always be room for debate on AT, provided you adhere to the progressive community guidelines.

Abu
Abu

Pardon me Mr president.

Vladmir Putin
Vladmir Putin

You cannot address me as “Mr. President”, you duffer, while I’m operating deep under cover. I’m out of polonium at the moment, wait till I get my stock, grrrrr….

Abu
Abu

Well Pbier addressed “Mr. President ” so why you don’t want me to call you that?

Abu
Abu

There you go, this is the Vladimir Putin I am talking about. Who are you Mr Man?

Vladmir Putin
Vladmir Putin

If Ted Cruz had become President, then all Americans would have been pan-handling, not just the Texan “panhandlers”. America lost an opportunity to live mindfully, with the election of Trump.

Abu
Abu

I was just wondering if Mr. Anon have a objection about this one, great job MDB. Since I am now meditative, I feel like how everybody around me complain about tiredness and how angry they are all the time about everything. I feel good. I hope everybody can understand what I am talking about .

Pbier

Well said, Abu! Let’s not focus on such people because they drain us of our chi.

But I agree. If there is one thing that utterly infuriates me, it is when so many people just moan about their problems and their petty perceived injustices. Frankly, these people leave me feeling exhausted at the end of the day and so so cross.

Abu
Abu

They make me laugh. Especially when I see them argue about nothing.

Black Lives Matter

Anon hates everything good. He is now posting under “Moses Killed 6 million Jews” — in other words, blaming a Jewish/Muslim prophet for the deaths of 6 million Jews in the Holocaust instead of Adolf Hitler. He is one sick person. He needs to be locked up in an institution before he goes goes on a Trump-inspired terrorist attack a la Charlottesville.

Vladmir Putin
Vladmir Putin

Discovering the source of rivers was a favorite pastime for the explorers in the 18th and 19th centuries. Some small spring, or glacier melt is marked as a source. But the river when it enters the sea is several miles wide.
The rivers are fed not just by overland flows from small creeks and streams as it flows, but from underground aquifers in the river bed. Rain water replenishes the aquifers, and they spring forth from the river bed. What use is there in determining the source of the river, when most of the water comes to the river as it flows?
There are rare rivers which get most of their water from a blocked valley in the mountains, which then got filled with water to form a huge lake. But “source” of a river is meaningless. Only reductionist science tries to make sense of “source” of a river.

You are trying to define chakras the way western science tries to discover and define a river’s source.
Westerners who tried out acupuncture, know that it works, yet acupuncture points in the body where needles are inserted, make no sense from a scientific viewpoint.

We can certainly use the root chakra (muladhara chakra) during sex. Contract the perineal muscles for a longer intercourse, as mentioned in some tantric texts. But all of modern chakra-nology is nonsense. Muladhara chakra for sex is a minor distraction. You can’t fix manipura chakra by meditating with topaz, and have more energy.

Black Lives Matter

Great article. Chi is real. It was discovered by African scientists thousands of years ago.

Pbier

“Hitler killed 6 million bronies”, though factually incorrect and wishful-thinking, is nonetheless acceptable.

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