How Intersectionality Killed An Innocent Snake

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As the headline explains, intersectionality literally killed a defenseless Indonesian snake earlier this week. Oh, you didn’t know? Well, just maybe that’s because the media is institutionally speciesist, grieving far more over the deaths of a mere 59 humans at the hands of another evil human in Las Vegas. No pixels could be spared to lament the death of a snake, unfortunately.

If it is tough being a black Muslim male (and we agree, they are high on the oppression scale), imagine being a 23 foot python. No, seriously, imagine being in their 23 foot skin. Do you imagine you would be given the best table in a restaurant? Would school children want to involve you in their playground games?  Would you stand a chance even of winning the Nobel Peace Prize? Being elected President? No!

Yes, these are all rhetorical questions: no reptile has even made it to the presidential shortlist, unless you include Al Gore, of course.

As a 23-foot Python, People literally recoil at the sight of you, assuming you are a ‘threat’ to their well-being. But, sadly, revulsion is not enough for these folks; rather, they want to kill you and display you as a trophy. This was certainly the case in Indonesia, a country which struggles to remain devoid of toxic whiteness.

The Uk Daily Telegraph covered the incident – at a safe distance:

Robert Nababan was driving on a moped in Riau Province on the Indonesian island of Sumatra when he came upon the snake blocking traffic as it tried to edge across a road, according to local media.

Nababan and two other passers-by tried to move the huge predator off the road. The details of the encounter remain unclear, but Nababan ended up in hospital after the python sunk its razor sharp teeth into his arm while trying, as pythons do, to coil around the 37 year old.

Excuse me: the snake was ‘blocking traffic’? Human cyclists do this all the tîme, although Cycling is a progressive activity which must be indulged in. But so what? Doesn’t the snake have a right to arrive at work on time also?

No, it seems the snake’s real crime was being in the wrong place at the wrong time. Or voting democrat. Or both. In this instance, the Asians (Indonesians) simply showed they are on the side of white oppression.

So, in short, the snake died through intersectionality. Racism, sexism, speciesism: all these isms are to blame for the murder of an innocent snake.

@MillionDBonus_

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Ted Cruz
Ted Cruz

That snake will be reincarnated as a democrat politician.

Stick Your Proof In My Pudding
Stick Your Proof In My Pudding

Hey Cruz – look over there, it is a Kennedy riding in a convertible with the top down.

Ted Cruz
Ted Cruz

Go away. To the nearest short pier. Then, take a long walk.

#hate-speech

Black Lives Matter

This article is extremely important. A lot of Asians vote Democrat, but don’t seem to understand why they’re on the short end of the stick. Look, this is EXACTLY the reason why, OK? I don’t even know how Obama got out of Indonesia alive. The snake is the real victim here.

Trump, of course, opposes snakes, just like the speciesist bastard that he is:

jfb

We owe this species no only the invention of a programming language, but also the discovery of many new talents, mainly indian flute players; still some speceists persist to claim that they are killing other animals while most are vegans in the fact. It’s not beause one python kills a mouse that we have to generalize and blame all pythons.

Ted Cruz
Ted Cruz

The proliferation of democrat and progressive snakes is a dire metaphysical threat to life, liberty, and the wallets of righteous men. Trump must prioritize the impaling of these snakes for the sake of our children’s future and sustainability of U.S.

#hate-speech

#speciesist

Fake News Real Troll
Fake News Real Troll

It doesn’t look like a python, you accredited guys are dumb as a dodo!
In fact it looks like some creature from the sea.

#anti-journalism

#hate-speech

#speciesist

drb6
drb6

Dodo was NOT stupid. Genocide by FUCKING WHITE MALES killed all dodo birds!

#triggered

Test Driving Aishas panties
Test Driving Aishas panties

call the Japanese

They have the most experience fighting monsters

Godzilla gives them a thumbs up.

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