Zero Hedge’s Tyler Durden Outed as a Russian Agent

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As many accredited news reports have revealed, the real name of Zero Hedge’s Tyler Durden is “Daniel Ivandjiiski”, a name that raised many eyebrows due to its suspiciously Slavic origins. But accredited journalists maintained their integrity for years, and refrained from voicing their suspicions that the mysterious Tyler Durden was in fact a Russian agent, running the notorious blog “Zero Hedge” as a Kremlin propaganda machine. But today, the Accredited Times can finally say for sure that Daniel Ivandjiiski is in fact a Russian agent.

Last week, I told you that I was going away on one of my frequent LGBTQ+ rallies to block highways at rush hour to spread our message of love and acceptance. But in fact this was just a cover for a secret meeting with a group of anonymous sources at an undisclosed location, who revealed to me the shocking information that I am about to reveal to you.

The anonymous sources I met with are highly credible, some of whom have worked for Zero Hedge as undercover CIA agents, and some of whom have worked at the NSA and monitored the site for years. Many of you have read in accredited news publications that Daniel Ivandjiiski, the mastermind behind Zero Hedge, is a failed hedge fund manager who was charged with insider trading. But what was unknown to the public until now, is that shortly after his bankruptcy he found a job working for Russian intelligence, through one of his many Russian connections.

Russian intelligence was intrigued by Daniel’s financial expertise, and saw an opportunity to create a fake media outlet that could win the hearts and minds of many disgruntled Westerners, especially in light of the recent financial crisis which had generated a considerable amount of malice towards bankers and the financial industry. They aimed to brand the site as an “anti-establishment” alternative voice to the mainstream financial media, playing on the resentment that common folk had towards the financial industry. Ivandjiiski immediately began inventing conspiracy theories about how Goldman Sachs and other major financial institutions were “manipulating” the markets, pointing to their supposedly “unrealistic” 90%+ winning trading days per year. He then invented a new conspiracy theory alleging that the silver price was being tremendously suppressed by a cabal of banks, which sucked millions of his naive readers into the silver bubble and eventually bankrupted them, much to the delight of his Russian handlers.

Daniel used his knowledge of Western pop culture to brand his fake news site with rebellious, defiant connotations, using references to the popular Western movie, Fight Club, to deceive his readers into thinking he was one of them. The reference to Fight Club was a clever ploy to create a culture where anything goes, and where disagreement is encouraged, helping to foster a vicious, anti-Western attitude on the site, and to fuel the fire of hatred towards respected Western politicians, financiers and Federal Reserve officials.

The following image of Daniel Ivandjiiski working from his Russian military bunker behind layers of sophisticated proxy servers was leaked to us by US intelligence:

The sad thing is, Zero Hedge’s readers are so indoctrinated that even after reading this breaking news, they are still likely to delude themselves into believing the fake news they are so used to consuming. Zero Hedge has successfully created legions of pro-Putin, pro-Trump drones who cannot be convinced that they are being brainwashed, no matter how much evidence is presented to them. If we want to protect Western values and save our children from the Russians, then we have no choice whatsoever but to shut down subversive websites like Zero Hedge, and introduce licensing and accreditation for bloggers and internet journalists!

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Zero Hedge’s Tyler Durden Outed as a Russian Agent https://t.co/U3m1EMoeki https://t.co/EwjUMeeTCb

ExpatLogger
ExpatLogger

The side-on picture of Zero Hedge mastermind Ivan Jinsky in his Wall St bunker bears a remarkable resemblance to his boss in the Kremlin. This is prima faeces evidence of Putin’s cloning program in the 80s immediately before the collapse of the Soviet Empire. US Intelligence at its best!

Pbier

Yes, that prima faeces evidence stinks to high Heaven.

ExpatLogger
ExpatLogger

Does a bear shit in the woods?

MK13
MK13

Man, the coat in that picture is right on, I wish it was just a little greener. And where is the Russian star and a portrait of Stalin? You guys just can’t get the propaganda photo right.

Zerohedge is just another news site, and when combined with libtard sites like BBC might actually give a different picture of the world. Hex on your LGBTQ community.

#fake-news

Pbier

It’s not just a ‘LGBTQ’ community. You’ve missed a lot of other victim groups we report on, including the assexuals, minor-attracted and bronies.

Test Driving Aishas panties
Test Driving Aishas panties

The Great Mo fits into multiple categories.

He even tried out necrophilia.

Ted Cruz
Ted Cruz

Columbus Day celebrations are starting. Governments everywhere are on holiday. Tyler Durden and the private sector are hard at work, boosting our GDP. I’ve dropped the dime on AT. Banzai7 Institute is working on the problem.

hungrypirana
hungrypirana

Three AT “sources” unmasked:

Missy Bo Pepys
Missy Bo Pepys

A million kisses MDB for this article, and picture of the early Putin!

What a stud he is!

Fake News Real Troll
Fake News Real Troll

Oh, vey, here is a sleeper agent fantasizing about sleeping with Putin and his look-alikes.

Missy Bo Pepys
Missy Bo Pepys

How dare you insinuate I’m a sleeper agent. Sleeping is the last thing I’ll be doing with my Russian hero when he gives me a ride on his pony. I shall be holding on for dear life digging my nails into his back for all I’m worth. Putins the man of my dreams!!

hungrypirana
hungrypirana

I’m looking forward to MBD’s story about this year’s Nobel prize in economics, Herbert Spencer, the father of Social Darwinism.

Test Driving Aishas panties
Test Driving Aishas panties

The only question in my mind is when all the Social Darwinists will revert to canibalism

Fake News Real Troll
Fake News Real Troll

Pepsi and Coke are probably investigating use of flavoring from aborted fetuses from animals or even humans. After a successful test run with cows fed high protein cow meat, it is time to move on to human trials. Science and people always evolve, we have been evolving for the last 4.9 billion years.

Black Lives Matter

ARREST HIM!!!

Rimshots for Rasputin
Rimshots for Rasputin

MDB…you are a fearless Accredited Journalist against Trump and his Ruskie handlers. Finally Zero Hedge is unmasked and the vast Russian conspiracy exposed. Allah be praised!!!!!

#accredited-times-pick

Black Flies Matter
Black Flies Matter

Pheeew i just got back from an Elon Musk sponsored exploratory mission to Mars, did I miss anything? Oh BTW, the Russians already have a Base on Mars but my nose hair extensions really helped with the Martian dust.

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