The Ethical And Business Case For Detailed Biological Consent Forms

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London, England – (Accredited Times) In a groundbreaking judgement, Jersey magistrates court ruled today that, whilst a womyn’s vagina was outside their jurisdiction for reasons of consent, they were competent to rule on matters pertaining to her breasts.

A medical graduate was today put on a sex offenders list due to his unaccredited actions during consensual sex. As reported in the Daily Telegraph:

Philip Queree, 37, was taken to court for repeatedly grabbing the woman’s breasts hard and pulling her hair while the couple had intercourse.

Despite consenting to having sex with Queree, the victim told him she did not want her breasts touched and accused him of using “excessive force”.

Queree has now been placed on the Sex Offenders’ Register for five years – ruining his dream of becoming a doctor, according to his barrister.”

It’s a story which we all recognise. The couple had met over the Tinder app, had exchanged messages over a two-week period and agreed to meet up for the purposes of mutual sexual gratification. The preliminaries (foreplay) proceeded according to plan but, on penetration, the defendant’s actions violated the memorandum of understanding.

Specifically, as the Telegraph reports, “Irrespective of [the claimant’s] consent to other sexual conduct, I am sure that the touching [of the breasts] was in circumstances of indecency and thus Queree is guilty of indecent assault. Queree has now been placed on the Sex Offenders’ Register for five years – ruining his dream of becoming a doctor, according to his barrister.”

Indecent assault is putting it mildly. The defendant deserves to rot in jail forever, for not restricting himself to the consented ‘other sexual conduct’. Why he went anywhere near her breasts during sex is a mystery, and has led to his downfall and personal ruin.

Ignoring for illustration only the clear wrongs in this tragic episode, it seems to us that there is a potential business in creating detailed biological consent forms. We imagine this could be tremendously helpful for people who, in the throes of passion, wish to know what is or is not permitted. We imagine a series of tick boxes covering all limbs/ parts of the body (breasts, ankles, legs, triceps, vagina, ears) which each party to the encounter could select on an ongoing basis during the spontaneous activity. Each person’s choices could be recorded dynamically so that there is no misunderstanding at any step of the way.

All of this is naturally premised by the understanding that the womyn is free to allege rape at any stage before or after the encounter irrespective of what may or may not have been consented to.

MillionDollarBonus

Wow where did this neanderthal pig learn that women like to be mock raped during sex?? What an absolute sexist PIG! Yes, womyn fantasize about Christian Grey having rough sex with them, but he’s RICH and progressive, you sick perverts!

Christian Grey – A Feminist’s Dream Man

trav777

It’s good that we finally have a system in which a woman’s mere word can ruin a man’s life. This is because of the patriarchy and the War on Women.

Impalement of Judges is the Answer
Impalement of Judges is the Answer

I like the old school ways

Where when you tried to ruin someone with false accusations you were penalized for that crime yourself.

That would make the woman in the article the sexual predator.

Stick Your Proof In My Pudding
Stick Your Proof In My Pudding

Wow give that sick white fuck the death penalty. A black man would never do this.

Under the Influence
Under the Influence

You are right. A black man would grab dat ass.

Black Lives Matter

Bitches better not “resist we much” when I be goin’ — nomsayin???

Under the Influence
Under the Influence

Nochoosane cuh.

trav777

bet nigga

Impalement of Judges is the Answer
Impalement of Judges is the Answer

A Black man would knock out his bitch first so that she can’t complain.

hungrypirana
hungrypirana

Dr. Ruth sayz forms are for jealous prudes.

MillionDollarBonus

Hey did you write this BLM or was it Pbier? Looks like we might have a case of Russian hacking here. You can change the author on the edit screen at the bottom if there’s a mix up.

Impalement of Judges is the Answer
Impalement of Judges is the Answer

I believe that Impalement of Judges is the answer

Fake News Real Troll
Fake News Real Troll

The guy willingly had sex with a feminist, no one can sympathize with him.

There was a interesting case where a guy running a controversial newspaper/magazine got arrested for something similar. The adult woman, who was a journalist (and also a feminist) claimed what the guy did was “legally rape”, and he “raped” her on two different days. Judges and society bought her argument, and the guy is going to remain in jail for a long time. If you are attracted to feminists or fooled by them, then even God won’t save you.

Impalement of Judges is the Answer
Impalement of Judges is the Answer

Muslims being Muslims

Islamic State fighters swept through northern Iraq, where the country’s oldest ethnic minority were living – the Yazidis. Many of the men were shot, while the women and children were kidnapped, taken as hostage and raped.

trav777

she’s kinda hot…as a white male I could definitely see raping her

Impalement of Judges is the Answer
Impalement of Judges is the Answer

The Muslims thought so too.

trav777

stories like this are why USA is in Syria fighting tooth and nail to eliminate ISIS and the brutal barbaric dictator Assad who is gassing his own people including all these girls. All of this is HIS fault.

The moderate opposition has tanks and other heavy weaponry that they apparently found abandoned by the iraqi army long ago, and it must have been a lot of abandoned tanks and whatnot because they seem to suffer materiel losses but are able to replenish their equipment. Probably because of the Russians.

Flying donkey brains
Flying donkey brains

Can’t have the Russians giving them Russian equipment, they need to give then US equipment

for deniability

Make my votes count
Make my votes count

This is why I choose to only have coitus with robots. You set the allowable parameters via programming and unless some Russian hacker infiltrates the network than you can feel reasonably safe from prosecution for now.
Granted in a 20-30 years robots may be recognized as humans and these deplorable acts could come back to haunt me like they did with Bill Cosby but it is a risk I must live with.

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