Innocent Black Female Hounded Out Of Job By Racist CIA

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Langley, Virginia (Accredited Times) – showing its deep racist instincts, the CIA proudly announced today that is had terminated a female black labrador’s employment with extreme prejudice. The fact that several hundred media outlets (e.g. See here) all covered the story from the same angle (Lulu the dog ´no longer had any interest’ in sniffing bombs, and has happily retired to chase squirrels) suggests the CIA was trying to present a ‘human’ face by issuing a ‘feel good story’. Nothing to see here, let’s move on, right?

Nothing could be further from the truth. According to unnamed sources from Zero Hedge, Lulu is passionate about using her heightened sensory perceptions to sniff out incendiary devices. What is more, she may have averted a global catastrophe.

Detecting bombs was literally Lulu’s life’s work. Zero Hedge alleges that some time around ‘mid-September’ Lulu stumbled upon a planned ‘false flag’ bombing in the centre of Manhattan, which had been devised by Zionist forces operating under deep cover, and working alongside rogue CIA officers. Had the zionists gone ahead with their attack, many hundreds of innocent workers in New York would surely have perished, leading to calls for war against Iran, which would be blamed for the attack.

Zero Hedge believes that the event would have trigger a COLLAPSE in world markets, followed by riots and mass starvation, a nuclear exchange with Russia and many other terrible things.

Sources at Zero Hedge believe that Lulu the Labrador had compiled an extensive dossier over the past two weeks showing strong evidence of this´false flag’ operation, which she then presented to her CIA handlers. The rest of the story can only be surmised; someone at Langley panicked, ordered that Lulu be summarily dismissed and a puff piece invented about how this incredible dog lost all interest in sniffing bombs and had to be put out to pasture.

On one level, the CIA has displayed its racist credentials once again. On another, more disturbing level, Zero Hedge has shown how the Deep State are plotting on a continuous basis. The world needs Lulu reinstated if a future false flag event is to be avoided.

hungrypirana
hungrypirana

If Lulu is smart, she won’t file a grievance.

Bureaucrat
Bureaucrat

Are you suggesting that Zero Hedge saved the world?

Or are you mocking Zero Hedge?

As a staunch liberal, sometimes I lose sight of what is humor and what is real. Which is why I strongly support legislation on banning electronic disinformation.

Electronic disinformation should be regulated like a pack of cigarettes, where at least 25% of the displayed screen should contain a trigger warning and also a disclaimer noting that the information is fake – no scrolling past it either – it needs to be an always-on display. We cannot continue to corrupt our youth with false information. We were successful in combating tobacco disinformation, and the same now needs to be done for electronic disinformation.

MillionDollarBonus

Wow what a fantastic idea! Yes – every non-accredited news site should be forced to have a disclaimer at the top with a picture of a nuclear explosion or starving Africans, and say “Warning: the information on this site may be fake. When acted upon, fake news can cause wars, famine and economic crises. View this site at your own risk”.

Barkin Luther King
Barkin Luther King

Free at last!
FREE AT LAST!
Thank Allah almighty, she’s free at last.

Stick Your Proof In My Pudding
Stick Your Proof In My Pudding

Your photo looks dangerously similar to the one seen here:

http://www.theroot.com/school-apologizes-for-photo-that-seems-to-show-black-st-1819693524

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Big Black Martha
Big Black Martha

The Root sure is full of Truth! It’s vibrant talk of how African-Americans are so above the White Devil in every arena (science, medicine, culture, etc.). Shame that it’s escaped my attention for so long. It apparently is run by the same brilliant folks who run Jezebel (womyn’s issues). More accredited journalism!

MillionDollarBonus

That site is the most woke site on the internet. The woke meter is just off the charts! I’m planning to write an exciting expose on one of their authors soon (nothing bad if you’re a progressive).

Stick Your Proof In My Pudding
Stick Your Proof In My Pudding

Awesome – can’t wait – I LOVE that place.

I still haven’t managed to get a comment approved for posting there yet though. Their moderators must be incorrectly sensing “whiteness” in my comments.

MillionDollarBonus

I don’t blame them. You can never be too careful. If you let white people discredit one of your narratives, the next thing they’ll be discrediting a whole lot more. Best to just not let them post.

Black Lives Matter

I am SICK AND TIRED of racist bitches in the Trump administration!!!

WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT IT, WHITE PEOPLE???

Aishas molested wardrobe
Aishas molested wardrobe

Cheer?

MillionDollarBonus

It’s time for white people to take some responsibility for their racism. African Americans have been taking all the responsibility for too long – now it’s white people’s turn.

MillionDollarBonus

This is definitely racism and speciesism, but I’m not sure if I trust Zerohedge’s sources. They haven’t even named their sources or provided the evidence that their sources have, so that we can examine it ourselves without simply trusting them. Are their anonymous sources high-level officials?

hungrypirana
hungrypirana

Lulu has black HAIR. Her SKIN isn’t black; it’s sorta pinkish WHITE. As long as her SKIN isn’t pink everything is AOK, because pink SKIN means Commie. P-brain needs to recognize very few animals have black SKIN. Toads have BLACK skin, like negros.

Blacks Being Black
Blacks Being Black

For a minute there I thought she was a “pug nosed raisinhead”.

Thanks for setting me straight.

Blacks Being Black
Blacks Being Black

Who has the smartest dog?
Four men were bragging about how smart their dogs are. The first man was an Engineer, the second was an Accountant, the third was a Chemist, and the fourth man was a Government Worker.

To show off, the Engineer called to his dog. “T-Square, do your stuff.”
T-Square trotted over to a desk, took out some paper and a pen and promptly drew a circle, a square, and a triangle. Everyone agreed that was pretty smart.

The Accountant said his dog could do better, and said, “Slide Rule, do your stuff.”

Slide Rule went out into the kitchen and returned with a dozen cookies. He divided them into 4 equal piles of 3 cookies each. Everyone agreed that was good.

The Chemist said his dog could do better still, so he called his dog and said, “Measure, do your stuff.”

Measure got up, walked over to the fridge, took out a quart of milk, got a 10 ounce glass from the cupboard and poured exactly 8 ounces without spilling a drop. Everyone agreed that was great.

The Government Worker called to his dog and said, “Coffee Break, do your stuff!”

Coffee Break jumped to his feet, ate the cookies, drank the milk, dumped on the paper, sexually assaulted the other three dogs, claimed he injured his back while doing so, filed a grievance for unsafe working conditions, put in for Workers’ Compensation and went home on sick leave.

#speciesist

Bureaucrat
Bureaucrat

NO! JUST NO!

#triggered

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