Langley, Virginia (Accredited Times) – showing its deep racist instincts, the CIA proudly announced today that is had terminated a female black labrador’s employment with extreme prejudice. The fact that several hundred media outlets (e.g. See here) all covered the story from the same angle (Lulu the dog ´no longer had any interest’ in sniffing bombs, and has happily retired to chase squirrels) suggests the CIA was trying to present a ‘human’ face by issuing a ‘feel good story’. Nothing to see here, let’s move on, right?
Nothing could be further from the truth. According to unnamed sources from Zero Hedge, Lulu is passionate about using her heightened sensory perceptions to sniff out incendiary devices. What is more, she may have averted a global catastrophe.
Detecting bombs was literally Lulu’s life’s work. Zero Hedge alleges that some time around ‘mid-September’ Lulu stumbled upon a planned ‘false flag’ bombing in the centre of Manhattan, which had been devised by Zionist forces operating under deep cover, and working alongside rogue CIA officers. Had the zionists gone ahead with their attack, many hundreds of innocent workers in New York would surely have perished, leading to calls for war against Iran, which would be blamed for the attack.
Zero Hedge believes that the event would have trigger a COLLAPSE in world markets, followed by riots and mass starvation, a nuclear exchange with Russia and many other terrible things.
Sources at Zero Hedge believe that Lulu the Labrador had compiled an extensive dossier over the past two weeks showing strong evidence of this´false flag’ operation, which she then presented to her CIA handlers. The rest of the story can only be surmised; someone at Langley panicked, ordered that Lulu be summarily dismissed and a puff piece invented about how this incredible dog lost all interest in sniffing bombs and had to be put out to pasture.
On one level, the CIA has displayed its racist credentials once again. On another, more disturbing level, Zero Hedge has shown how the Deep State are plotting on a continuous basis. The world needs Lulu reinstated if a future false flag event is to be avoided.