Washington, D.C. (Accredited Times) – As progressives have explained, gender is a social construct. It is not biological in the slightest. We all occupy different zones along the gender continuum. Some of us are more femme than others; some of us are more butch. Some of us, like the editor of this fine publication, are non-binary.
Progressives, however, have recently uncovered a new problem inhibiting progress: puberty. When puberty hits, many adolescents find their bodies developing into a gender with which they may not identify. Moreover, puberty is widely regarded as an unpleasant experience. It often results in acne, mood swings, white privilege, and even violence.
Simply put, children are not in a position to make a determination as to how their body develops until they reach the age of majority. Under ObamaCare, the age of majority is 26 years old. Consequently, everyone under 26 should be on puberty blockers.
Puberty Blockers Are a Human Right
Under the Civil Rights Act, discrimination on the basis of gender is ILLEGAL. Well, nature has quite obviously engaged in gross violations of this fundamental law by forcing people’s bodies not to conform with their real gender. Puberty blockers are a human right, just like transgender breast implants, hair removal, and genital reconstruction surgery.
Conservatives, of course, have disagreed vehemently. “Chemical castration is what you’re doing when you put any biologically normal child on puberty blockers,” argued Dr. Michelle Cretella, the President of the American College of Pediatricians.
Dr. Cretella’s statement, however, ignores the rapidly rising CO2 levels and the grave threats that overpopulation, climate change, and ocean acidification present to humanity. Frankly, a little chemical castration would do the “Franks” of the world some serious good. It might even help to end the rape epidemic present in Western countries.
Dr. Cretella, of course, was also outed as an alt-right hatemonger.
“Indoctrinating preschool kids with the lie that you can be trapped in the wrong body … disrupt(s) their normal reality testing and cognitive development,” she explained. “Those things are abusive.”
No, YOU are abusive, and you belong in PRISON for your hate speech.
We Don’t Deny Children Food, So Why Should We Deny Puberty Blockers?
All children have a human right to food, water, iPad Airs, MacBooks, and other essential items. Healthcare is also an essential right. That includes puberty blockers.
Conservatives might argue that food is “necessary” while puberty blockers are “unnecessary.” But tell that to a trans teen who suddenly finds xerself with masculine features xe didn’t want. These teens NEED puberty blockers. And so do all teens until they can make an appropriate INFORMED decision as to body type.
It’s time to end gender discrimination. It’s time to end puberty for teens and young adults NOW.