Why All Children and Adults Under 26 Should Be On Puberty Blockers

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Washington, D.C. (Accredited Times) – As progressives have explained, gender is a social construct.  It is not biological in the slightest.  We all occupy different zones along the gender continuum.  Some of us are more femme than others; some of us are more butch.  Some of us, like the editor of this fine publication, are non-binary.

Progressives, however, have recently uncovered a new problem inhibiting progress:  puberty.  When puberty hits, many adolescents find their bodies developing into a gender with which they may not identify.  Moreover, puberty is widely regarded as an unpleasant experience.  It often results in acne, mood swings, white privilege, and even violence.

Simply put, children are not in a position to make a determination as to how their body develops until they reach the age of majority.  Under ObamaCare, the age of majority is 26 years old.  Consequently, everyone under 26 should be on puberty blockers.

Puberty Blockers Are a Human Right

Under the Civil Rights Act, discrimination on the basis of gender is ILLEGAL.  Well, nature has quite obviously engaged in gross violations of this fundamental law by forcing people’s bodies not to conform with their real gender.  Puberty blockers are a human right, just like transgender breast implants, hair removal, and genital reconstruction surgery.

Conservatives, of course, have disagreed vehemently.  “Chemical castration is what you’re doing when you put any biologically normal child on puberty blockers,” argued Dr. Michelle Cretella, the President of the American College of Pediatricians.

Dr. Cretella’s statement, however, ignores the rapidly rising CO2 levels and the grave threats that overpopulation, climate change, and ocean acidification present to humanity.  Frankly, a little chemical castration would do the “Franks” of the world some serious good.  It might even help to end the rape epidemic present in Western countries.

Dr. Cretella, of course, was also outed as an alt-right hatemonger.

“Indoctrinating preschool kids with the lie that you can be trapped in the wrong body … disrupt(s) their normal reality testing and cognitive development,” she explained.  “Those things are abusive.”

No, YOU are abusive, and you belong in PRISON for your hate speech.

We Don’t Deny Children Food, So Why Should We Deny Puberty Blockers?

All children have a human right to food, water, iPad Airs, MacBooks, and other essential items.  Healthcare is also an essential right.  That includes puberty blockers.

Conservatives might argue that food is “necessary” while puberty blockers are “unnecessary.”  But tell that to a trans teen who suddenly finds xerself with masculine features xe didn’t want.  These teens NEED puberty blockers.  And so do all teens until they can make an appropriate INFORMED decision as to body type.

It’s time to end gender discrimination.  It’s time to end puberty for teens and young adults NOW.  

hungrypirana
hungrypirana

It isn’t too late to put BLM on puberty blockers. And the gene pool will be immensely better off for all if progressives’ gonads are liquefied under government grants.

#racist

Bureaucrat
Bureaucrat

Would puberty blockers delay puberty til age 26? Or would puberty just never happen?

If the latter, then, for males at least, I’m not sure that is much different than today.

trav777

males currently enter puberty in their teens…dunno what you are talking about.

Puberty blockers ensure puberty never happens, ensuring that biology cannot creep into causing gender artifacts.

Bureaucrat
Bureaucrat

Puberty would be the transition from a boy to a man right?

Go find me any 18-25 year old male in 2017 and tell me he is a man. You’ll be hard-pressed to find one. Beta males, however – yeah plenty of them out there.

That is why I say it is not much different.

MillionDollarBonus

Toxic masculinity is cancer! It must be stopped!

Why There’s Nothing Wrong With Being a Beta Male

Libtards being Libtards
Libtards being Libtards

sez the woosy manboy!

trav777

there is no such thing as a man because biology has nothing to do with gender. Gender is whatever you choose to be at any given moment

Pbier

So true, and the rise of the brony is the next stage of evolution according to Darwinian theory.

Make my votes count
Make my votes count

Had my generation not been so cruel and denied me the medication that my body needed, I could be singing soprano with my church choir. spending hours enjoying quite time with the various priests. Instead I was subjected to the horrors of a changing body.
I eventually abandoned my dream of singing with the Mormon Tabernacle and I began to instead follow unnatural lustful desires and began to pursue members of the opposite sex. Mother Nature is cruel and we must save our children from her ravages.

#accredited-times-pick

MillionDollarBonus

So true. Right wingers agree that we need to combat genetic diseases, so why not genetic misgendering? Genetic misgendering is a genetic DISEASE!

trav777

Genes do not exist except when they advance progressive causes!

Fake News Real Troll
Fake News Real Troll

Too bad they denied you the medication. You should try the Chopper with Google AI. The blade on the chopper is blunt, but the AI is sharp, cutting edge stuff.

Muslims being Muslim
Muslims being Muslim

This proposal flies in the face of Blacks breeding themselves to infinity, thereby forcing the creation of ONE Freakin Efin BIG BLACK HOLE.

Due to his undermining of infinite Blackness, BLM MUST BE IMPALED.

Thank you for your support and understanding.

#racist

Libtards being Libtards
Libtards being Libtards

In other news

The man who gave us the country with the lowest life expectancy, has been made the goodwill ambassador by the World Health Organization.

Only in libtard land!

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-41702662

Mugabe named as goodwill ambassador by WHO

#post-truth

Fake News Real Troll
Fake News Real Troll

Is is okay to take puberty blocker pill along with climate change blocker pill?

#accredited-times-pick

MillionDollarBonus

Stunning article BLM! Right wingers are really sick to want to deny children puberty blockers. Wrong-sex puberty is child abuse!

Peter Pangean
Peter Pangean

Thanks for the great article BLM. As we all know, puberty blockers would go a long way to helping rid the world of toxic masculinity. Then we could all go about our business being smug, manipulative, self-satisfied, passive-agressives without the need to worry about being punched by NAZI’s.

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