For years, the alt right have cried about the “incompatibility” of Islam with the West, and the increasing number of Muslim “no go zones” popping up across Europe, which are really just places where racists can’t go. But to their dismay, a brave Swedish womyn archaeologist, Annika Larsson, has discovered a piece of ancient viking burial clothing inscribed with “Allah” and “Ali”, as shown in the picture below, proving that Muslims were in fact the original vikings.
— Uppsala University (@UU_University) October 3, 2017
Annika Larsson is following the example of other womyn historical revisionists such as the BBC’s Mary Beard, who proved that Roman Britain was also diverse and full of Muslims. The story quickly went viral in the accredited media, first reported by the BBC, then by the Guardian, and then by the New York Times.
This story of course comes as a massive blow to white nationalists, who often brand their movements with viking symbols. It will also come as a wonderful surprise to marginalized Muslim-Swedes and Muslim-Norwegians, who have been told so many times by right-wing bullies that they don’t belong there. Now they can hold their heads high and tell those white racists that they are the original owners of Scandinavia.
Alt right racists claim that the pattern is forged, because some of the lines are horizontal while others are vertical, but that is a “controversial” claim, and therefore wrong.
This news must be quite scary for the alt right. First they found out that South Africa actually belongs to the Bantu Africans, who they thought weren’t ever in the Western Cape, Northern Cape, Gauteng, or Free State, but who we now know from new discoveries are the rightful owners of all farmland and all mines and all businesses in the country. Then they found out that the southern states of America really belong to Hispanics, who once called it Aztlan, and that the northern states belong to Native Americans who rightfully conquered the Solutreans, who according to Wikipedia probably didn’t even exist despite the archaeological evidence that they did. Then they found out that Britain belongs to its diverse Roman inhabitants, who are owed reparations from white Brits who oppressed them. And now they find out that Scandinavia belongs to Muslims.
Things really aren’t looking good for white people. According to history, they really can’t claim any land whatsoever. It’s basically all stolen. As a progressive, one almost feels sorry for these white nationalists, as they really don’t have anywhere to go. But how can you feel sorry for people who so brutally oppressed every other section of society for so long, while imposing rape culture and the patriarchy on their own womyn, who are now thankfully being liberated by people of color? It’s really a sad situation. Maybe we should built seasteading floating islands for white people, but how can we when they owe people of color so much? They need to work and pay taxes, and they need to invent more things for people of color to use and claim as their own inventions. Thanks goodness for white womyn historical revisionists like Annika Larsson and Mary Beard who are paving the way for more diversity. They are desperately trying to find evidence for the accredited media’s narratives, and with hard work and determination, they are finally finding it.