New Evidence Reveals That Muslims Were The Original Vikings

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For years, the alt right have cried about the “incompatibility” of Islam with the West, and the increasing number of Muslim “no go zones” popping up across Europe, which are really just places where racists can’t go. But to their dismay, a brave Swedish womyn archaeologist, Annika Larsson, has discovered a piece of ancient viking burial clothing inscribed with “Allah” and “Ali”, as shown in the picture below, proving that Muslims were in fact the original vikings.

Annika Larsson is following the example of other womyn historical revisionists such as the BBC’s Mary Beard, who proved that Roman Britain was also diverse and full of Muslims. The story quickly went viral in the accredited media, first reported by the BBC, then by the Guardian, and then by the New York Times.

This story of course comes as a massive blow to white nationalists, who often brand their movements with viking symbols. It will also come as a wonderful surprise to marginalized Muslim-Swedes and Muslim-Norwegians, who have been told so many times by right-wing bullies that they don’t belong there. Now they can hold their heads high and tell those white racists that they are the original owners of Scandinavia.

Alt right racists claim that the pattern is forged, because some of the lines are horizontal while others are vertical, but that is a “controversial” claim, and therefore wrong.

The Muslim vikings’ signature writing style included horizontal as well as vertical lines for certain parts of a character

 

This news must be quite scary for the alt right. First they found out that South Africa actually belongs to the Bantu Africans, who they thought weren’t ever in the Western Cape, Northern Cape, Gauteng, or Free State, but who we now know from new discoveries are the rightful owners of all farmland and all mines and all businesses in the country. Then they found out that the southern states of America really belong to Hispanics, who once called it Aztlan, and that the northern states belong to Native Americans who rightfully conquered the Solutreans, who according to Wikipedia probably didn’t even exist despite the archaeological evidence that they did. Then they found out that Britain belongs to its diverse Roman inhabitants, who are owed reparations from white Brits who oppressed them. And now they find out that Scandinavia belongs to Muslims.

Things really aren’t looking good for white people. According to history, they really can’t claim any land whatsoever. It’s basically all stolen. As a progressive, one almost feels sorry for these white nationalists, as they really don’t have anywhere to go. But how can you feel sorry for people who so brutally oppressed every other section of society for so long, while imposing rape culture and the patriarchy on their own womyn, who are now thankfully being liberated by people of color? It’s really a sad situation. Maybe we should built seasteading floating islands for white people, but how can we when they owe people of color so much? They need to work and pay taxes, and they need to invent more things for people of color to use and claim as their own inventions. Thanks goodness for white womyn historical revisionists like Annika Larsson and Mary Beard who are paving the way for more diversity. They are desperately trying to find evidence for the accredited media’s narratives, and with hard work and determination, they are finally finding it.

Desmoulins
Desmoulins

Fake news.
Already debunked.

#anti-journalism

Black Lives Matter

The Vikings were Black.

Pbier

There was also an important LGTQ+ community within the Vikings, perhaps as many as 25%-40%. Conservatives seem to forget this fact. How convenient for them!

Make my votes count
Make my votes count

As far as finding evidence for the accredited media’s narratives. This artifact ranks right up there with the passport that belonged to one of the 9/11 hijackers.
3 modern structures could not survive the inferno that day but the paper passport made it through and was located in the tons of debris on the streets.

trav777

passports aren’t made of paper. Anyone who has a passport knows this.

Guess what, they found tons of PAPER on the street too…how did THAT survive?

Idiot.

Make my votes count
Make my votes count

Why are people down voting Trav777. He has given the perfect progressive response and we all need to learn from it. Give opposing facts and attack the poster whom you disagree with an insult.

The passport/visa from 2001 appears to be laminated paper.
Logic would suggest that a hijacker would have kept the passport in either a pocket or a bag that would have been on the plane that burst into flames on impact. For it to have been found loose in the street blocks away it would had to have traveled a different path then the papers from the offices. It was found even before the towers collapsed.
For that document to survive as described we are very lucky to have it as evidence.

Black Lives Matter

It’s hate speech, and they should be jailed.

Pbier

I would say ‘impaled’ but that word brings back some nasty memories for reasons I can’t quite recall.

Oreo\'s RULE
Oreo\'s RULE

BOO!

Flipper the bird
Flipper the bird

MDB…If you set white people adrift on seasteads you will not only allow them to avoid reparations but you will inflict them on innocent, indigenous sea creatures.

Hmmm
Hmmm

So where did the whites come from? I guess it really doesn’t matter since they essentially conquered the entire globe and as the old saying goes “ possession is 9/10ths of the law.”

Black Lives Matter
Oreo\'s RULE
Oreo\'s RULE

Muslims believe that a person needs to be WHITEYfied in order to get into Muslim heaven.

and the Blackness of peoples sins needs to be scoured from their hides (preferably with a smooth emollient and baking soda, but with much more active reagents for those hard core black evil types)

Oreo\'s RULE
Oreo\'s RULE

Just out of curiosity, what were the words before Allah and Ali?

Perhaps something like

Eat Shit Allah (or Ali) or Allah (or Ali) eats Shit

Allah (or Ali) does Flying Donkeys

Allah (or Ali) does Space Goats

Allah (or Ali) have peckers so long they can’t find the end, so they are perpetual virgins

Have some more camel urine Allah ( or Ali). It will make your pecker even longer ROTFLMAO!!!!!

#hate-speech

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