Je Suis Triggeré.e – By The Disgusting French Académie Française

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PARIS, FRANCE (ACCREDITED TIMES) – All is not well in the Gallic ‘Hexagon’. At best, the French economy has been in stagnation for decades now; at worst, it is in constant decline.  This state of affairs exists despite the public sector accounting for the bulk of the French economy and its workforce working a full 35 hours a week.  The country’s unemployment rate has remained stubbornly around 10% for about as long as all-butter croissants have graced the French breakfast table.

The election of beta-male Emmanuel Macron was supposed to have changed all this.  France’s charismatic new president was voted-in following a bold campaign to get the country ‘en-marche‘ again. Alas, Macron’s exciting initiatives have been strangled at birth.  Normally, we would support all manner of terminations pre and post birth, but here the abortion has been done at the behest of privileged white males in the form of the Académie Française (eng: French Academy).

Unlike the progressive teens-TV show, Dance Academy, which features mostly gay adolescent dancers, the French Academy features forty white men who act as the ‘official authority on the French language’.  The French Academy was originally founded around four centuries ago by one Cardinal Richelieu, the Chief Minister to ‘Sun-King’ Louis XIII (or Louis X the Third Jr in modern English).  Known as the immortels, the French Academy has for long been criticised due to very few womyn ever being admitted to its ranks.

As a womyn, she has little chance of joining the Académie Française despite being infinitely wiser than the male members

Why is any of this relevant to the French economic nightmare? Well, one of Macron’s key priorities was to make the French language gender-inclusive, which obviously would have provided an immediate boost to the economy. Unlike English, which recently bravely came out as a non-binary language, French nouns are either male or feminine.

That’s right, just two genders. Male or Feminine. Germany is almost as bad in this respect, but it at least has a good number of nouns which are gender neutral. Ideally, all languages would have either the 72 genders suggested by Facebook or, better yet, be non-binary. To have just male or feminine nouns is essentially the patriarchy raping French womyn and non-binaries with hateful words.

But, it gets worse. Imagine a room full of French friends who are all men.  They would be referred to as les amis.  If all the friends in the room were instead womyn, we would add an ‘e’ and call them les amies. Now, imagine that just one male friend entered the room full of thousands of womyn. Immediately, male privilege asserts itself like a violent phallus and we are forced to refer to this ‘mixed’ group by reverting to the male ‘les amis’.

Quel horreur!

Macron planned to change all this and boost the French economy as a result.  One of Macron’s key ideas was to avoid the blatant sexism inherent in the ‘amis‘ example above, when denoting a mixed group of female, non-binary, and male friends.  Macron quite reasonably suggested additional punctuation so that we would refer to ‘ami.e.s’ rather than ‘amis’ when referring to two or more genders.  He and his government have been communicating in this progressive way since his election.

Unfortunately for the ranks of France’s unemployed, the French Academy has protested in no uncertain terms that such communications are ‘gibberish’, pose a ‘mortal danger’ and are ‘clumsy to read and write.’

As The UK Daily Telegraph reports:

New gender-inclusive spellings pose a “mortal danger” to the purity of French, according to France’s four-century-old language police, the Académie Française.

The august body of luminaries has infuriated feminists by condemning the politically correct, gender-neutral version of French now being adopted by President Emmanuel Macron’s government, the civil service and academics.

Gender inclusivity “leads to a fragmented language, disparate in its expression, creating confusion that borders on being unreadable… Faced with this ‘inclusive’ aberration, the French language is in mortal danger, for which our nation is accountable to future generations”, said the Académie, in a unanimous declaration.”

Essentially 40 privileged white-men have declared war on womyn and transgendered people across the French landscape.  They are, however, on the wrong side of history. We say, sorry my ami.e.s, but get on board or get out of the way.

hungrypirana
hungrypirana

Don’t mention “violent phallus” (or anything to do with eels) near BLM. I think he floats both ways.

#anti-journalism

Black Lives Matter

As a progressive, I happen to be an LGBTQ+ “ally,” thank you very much. I support trans, pans, furries, and all other sexual minorities. As a journalist, it’s our job to promote the LGBTQ+ agenda. Your comment is anti-journalist.

Oreo\'s RULE
Oreo\'s RULE

Which “positions” do you support them in?

and what is your favorite position with a mule (seeing as you insist on 40 acres and a mule)?

#hate-speech

Black Lives Matter

I happen not to be mule-attracted, but it is HATE SPEECH to insinuate that there is something wrong with mule-attracted persons (“MUPs”). MUPs are people too. That’s just how Allah made them.

Oreo\'s RULE
Oreo\'s RULE

That is a lie

You constantly make demands for a mule and 40 acres of grazing land.

Fake News Real Troll
Fake News Real Troll

BLM actually wants 40 mules and one acre of land. High quality mules will be available in US Congress, when there is a full session during Israeli PM’s visit.

Standard Redneck
Standard Redneck

Journalists do not know everything!

How do we know CNN is fake news? Just read this article:

http://www.cnn.com/2017/10/27/us/mystery-object-solar-system-trnd/index.html

The author claims that the object is moving at 15.8 miles per second. That is 56,880 miles per hour. We know that the earth’s orbital speed is about 67,000 miles per hour.

Yet, if you look at the diagram provided, this object covers a distance far, far greater than the Earth’s orbit in one year, and CNN wants us to believe that the calculated speed of the object is SLOWER than the Earth’s orbital velocity?

Is her stated speed a mistake? Or is it a lie? Or are they just playing games with us? I argue that the answer really doesn’t matter.

This just goes to show that some simple fact-checking can debunk the supposed “accredited” media. So if they can’t get something as simple as this right, then how do we expect them to cover complex scandals with many moving parts with any degree of accuracy?

#anti-journalism

Black Lives Matter

Calling an accredited journalist “fake news” is like denying the Holocaust. It is criminal hate speech. Reported to authorities.

Fake News Real Troll
Fake News Real Troll

Authorities visit your tent city? You need to quickly find another place.

Bureaucrat
Bureaucrat

That is NOT a banana.

Ms. Barnett clearly states:

“Experts think it’s less than a quarter-mile (400 meters) in diameter and it’s racing through space at 15.8 miles (25.5 kilometers) per second.”

That is, the experts told her it is moving at 15.8 miles per second. Are YOU an expert?

Don’t call an apple a banana.

#FactsFirst

Stick Your Proof In My Pudding
Stick Your Proof In My Pudding

Do you know anything about average orbital velocity vs. orbital velocity at perihelion? CNN is accurate in their reporting.

Farah quack
Farah quack

Fake news

Anything from deep space crossing Earths orbit would have about 1/3 more velocity then the Earth orbital velocity. Not the same velocity as the Earth.

Sorta like it takes 5 miles per second for a satellite to orbit the earth, but 7 mps to get escape velocity from Earth

Oreo\'s RULE
Oreo\'s RULE

If you are triggered

then

You need to TAKE FIVE

Black Lives Matter

I am shocked that anyone from an enlightened country like France would be non-progressive.

France needs 100 million more Muslim immigrants — at least. It’s the only way to protect France’s progressive culture.

MillionDollarBonus

As a proud non-binary, let me just make it clear that denying us adequate pronouns is a deceleration of WAR on trans people! We make up a significant proportion of the military judging by how progressives reacted to Trump’s military transgender ban, so I’d like French conservative pigs to remember for a second who they’re messing with!

Fake News Real Troll
Fake News Real Troll

“denying us adequate pronouns is a deceleration of WAR on trans people”? Is that deceleration or acceleration of war on trans people?

Farahquack
Farahquack

In other news

Thursday night Football to be trimmed from 18 games down to 8

The future paychecks of undereducated and overpaid black meatshields (black NFL players) for Jewish leftists, continues to decline as ad revenue looks like it will decline due to trimming TV time.

Perhaps they should run full tilt into a brick wall till they smarten up!

Farahquack
Farahquack

Black Culture meets Japanese Culture

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